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Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work Having once decided to achieve a certain task, achieve it at all costs of tedium and distaste. The
gain in self-confidence of having accomplished a tiresome labor is immense.
-- Thomas Arnold Bennet Directories "Every great institution is the lengthened shadow of a single man. His character determines the character of the organization." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them
down people's throats.
-- Howard Aiken If God had meant us to vote, He would have given us candidates.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Directories
"Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Nothing can so alienate a voter from the political system as backing a winning candidate.
-- Mark B. Cohen "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Directories Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson I'm proud to be paying taxes in the United States. The only thing is - I could be just as proud for
half the money.
-- Arthur Godfrey "Nobody minds having what is too good for them." (Jane Austen) Directories
Logic is in the eye of the logician.
- Gloria Steinem The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need.
- Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable
statues A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac Directories We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel Directories
Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford In the end, everything is a gag.
- Charlie Chaplin "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson If a relationship is to evolve, it must go through a series of endings.
-- Lisa Moriyama Directories "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Directories
The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle There's a saying among prospectors: "Go out looking for one thing, and that's all you'll ever find."
-- Robert Flaherty In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
-- Christopher Morley "Education is the period during which you are being instructed by somebody you do not know, about something you do not want to know." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Directories If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender Directories
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Directories Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche The remarkable thing about television is that it permits several million people to laugh at the same
joke and still feel lonely.
-- T. S. Eliot Directories
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Learning is a treasure that will follow its owner everywhere.
-- Chinese Proverb Directories A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope "A common mistake that people make when trying to design something completely foolproof is to underestimate the ingenuity of complete fools." (Douglas Adams) It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James Directories
Do not let yourselves be discouraged or embittered by the smallness of the success you are likely
to achieve in trying to make life better. You certainly would not be able, in a single generation, to Bad officials are elected by good citizens who do not vote.
-- George Jean Nathan Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
-- Colin Powell Beginning in February 1976 your assistance benefits will be discontinued ... Reason: it has been
reported to our office that you expired on January 1, 1976.
-- excerpt from a letter, Illinois Depart Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Directories Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud "A conservative is a man with two perfectly good legs who, however, has never learned how to walk forward." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Directories
My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali The only thing worse than being talked about is not being talked about.
-- Oscar Wilde "If you want to get laid, go to college. If you want an education, go to the library." (Frank Zappa) I don't want everyone to like me; I should think less of myself if some people did.
-- Henry James Directories When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
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-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Directories
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison "I don't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones." (John Cage) "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The I will try to follow the advice that a university president once gave a prospective commencement
speaker. "Think of yourself as the body at an Irish wake" he said. "They need you in order to have
th Directories One survey found that ten percent of Americans thought Joan of Arc was Noah's wife....
-- Robert Boynton "In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Directories
We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi If you put garbage in a computer nothing comes out but garbage. But this garbage, having
passed through a very expensive machine, is somehow ennobled and none dare criticize it.
-- Anonymous I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Directories "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid.
- George Bernard Shaw Directories
