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The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Why do grandparents and grandchildren get along so well? They have the same enemy-- the
mother.
-- Claudette Colbert Happy are those who dream dreams and are willing to pay the price to make them come true.
-- Anon. We love because it's the only true adventure.
-- Nikki Giovanni Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Ballyroney The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there.
-- Robert M. Pirsig The trouble with our times is that the future is not what it used to be.
-- Paul Valery Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Ballyroney
Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead Vote for the man who promises least. He'll be the least disappointing.
-- Bernard Baruch "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Though no one can go back and make a brand new start, anyone can start from now and make a
brand new ending.
-- Anonymous Ballyroney Marriage is a lottery in which men stake their liberty and women their happiness.
-- Madame de Rieux Truth often suffers more by the heat of its defenders than the arguments of its opposers.
-- William Penn Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Ballyroney
Joy is but the sign that creative emotion is fulfilling its purpose.
-- Charles Du Bos Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton Ballyroney We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Ballyroney
Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa Ballyroney Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show It is better to have a permanent income than to be fascinating.
-- Oscar Wilde Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton Ballyroney
True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Ballyroney He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton "Not only is there no guarantee of the temporal immortality of the human soul, that is to say of its eternal survival after death; but, in any case, this assumption completely fails to accomplish the Ballyroney
"If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. "I love Los Angeles. I love Hollywood. They're beautiful. Everybody's plastic, but I love plastic. I want to be plastic." (Andy Warhol, Holy Terror: Andy Warhol Close Up) Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Ballyroney I used to be Snow White, but I drifted.
-- Mae West "Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) My opinions are my wife's, and she says I'm lucky to have them. Ballyroney
"I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Ballyroney Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) Ballyroney
Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head.
-- Carol Burnett Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not
impress the neighbors as being very much.
-- Zora Neale Hurston "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) When yer in a funk, people in love are a royal pain in the patookus.
-- Portnoy, character in "Outland," comic strip by Berkely Breathed Friends need not agree in everything or go always together, or have no comparable other
friendships of the same intimacy. On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things:
and in that Ballyroney To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour.
-- Robert L. Stevenson There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Ballyroney
"I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Life is no brief candle to me. It is a sort of splendid torch which I have got a hold of for the
moment, and I want to make it burn as brightly as possible before handing it on to future
generations A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail?
-- Robert Schuller Ballyroney "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson Ballyroney
"The face is the soul of the body." (Ludwig Wittgenstein) "Over grown military establishments are under any form of government inauspicious to liberty, and are to be regarded as particularly hostile to republican liberty." (George Washington) The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Only the little people pay taxes.
-- Leona Helmsley, hotel owner and prison inmate, 1989 "A little nonsense now and then is relished by the wisest men." (Roald Dahl) Ballyroney Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier "The meeting of two personalites is like the contact of two chemical substances. If there is any reaction, both are transformed." (Carl Gustav Jung) Ballyroney
Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "Marriage excuses no one the freak's roll-call." (Joe Orton, What the Butler Saw) People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Ballyroney Having children makes you no more a parent than having a piano makes you a pianist.
-- Michael Levine, Lessons at the Halfway Point The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld Ballyroney
