May McGuiggan - Reflexologist offering general treatments. Map, price list and information on facilities offered.
Banbridge - Tourist guide and information about investing in the area.
Shine FM - Community radio station founded on a Christian ethos. Includes aims, programme schedule and information on getting involved.
Coach* - Night club with event listings, photos and DJ profiles. [Flash]
Ballykelly Vehicle Hire - Independent company specialising in self drive cars, vans, minibuses, jeeps, M.P.V.s, lorries and motorhomes. Includes company profile.
Manor Fine Arts - Includes details of exhibitions, mailing list and location map.
Banbridge District Council - Site provides information on local services as well as tourism, economic development and investment.
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-- Arthur C. Clarke Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
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"I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
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-- Russell Baker Banbridge Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
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-- George S. Patton, Jr. Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Banbridge
It was just him and me. He fought with honor. If it weren't for his honor, he and the others would
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-- Billy Joel Banbridge
Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen "Hold a true friend with both your hands." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
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-- Oscar Wilde Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying Grow old with me! The best is yet to be!
-- Robert Browning Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Banbridge There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
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-- Albert Einstein Banbridge
"Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) "Expecting the world to treat you fairly because you are a good person is like expecting a bull not to attack you because you are a vegetarian." (Dennis Wholey) There is nothing better for the spirit or the body than a love affair. It elevates the thoughts and
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-- Barbara Howar Banbridge Question: If you could live forever, would you and why? Answer: I would not live forever, because
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-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Banbridge
There are trivial truths, and there are great truths. The opposite of a trivial truth is plainly false.
The opposite of a great truth is also true.
-- Neils Bohr "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) Trust everybody, but cut the cards.
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-- Thornton Wilder Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Banbridge
A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Never try to teach a pig to sing. It wastes your time and annoys the pig.
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-- Michael Meissner Banbridge If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren Banbridge
A good cook is like a sorceress who dispenses happiness.
-- Elsa Schiapirelli Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a
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-- Judith Viorst Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
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-- Susan Ertz Banbridge "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) Whatever you are, be a good one.
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"I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
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-- Di Peatlins If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison Banbridge "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles Banbridge
Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Banbridge I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song There are two means of refuge from the misery of life - music and cats.
-- Albert Schweitzer "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Banbridge
