Towerview Primary School - Co-educational primary school with pre-school provision. Includes prospectus and school calendar.
Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain To love oneself is the beginning of a lifelong romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Don't marry for money; you can borrow it cheaper. Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Education Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
reading.
-- G. M. Trevelyan "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Education
"I think it's about time we voted for senators with breasts. After all, we've been voting for boobs
long enough."
-- Arizona senatorial candidate Claire Sargent, on women candidates A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 "Babies are necessary to grown-ups. A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities. In a world that is cutting down its trees to build highways, losing its eart Education A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Marriage was all a woman's idea and for man's acceptance of the pretty yoke, it becomes us to
be grateful.
-- Phyllis McGinley Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Education
No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Good judgement comes from experience, and experience--well, that comes from poor judgement.
-- Cousin Woodman If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Opera in English is, in the main, about as sensible as baseball in Italian.
-- H. L. Mencken Education It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Education
I should have no objection to a repetition of the same life from its beginning, only asking the
advantages authors have in a second edition to correct some faults of the first.
-- Benjamin Franklin Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley He who receives an idea from me receives instruction for himself without lessening mine; as he
who lights his taper at mine receives light without darkening me.
-- Thomas Jefferson To take what there "is", and use it, without waiting forever in vain for the preconceived - to dig
deep into the actual and get something out of that - this doubtless is the right way to live.
-- H A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age.
-Robert Frost (1874-1963) Education "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson Education
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Love is blind -- marriage is the eye-opener.
-- Pauline Thomason "I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Education Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Education
"I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Mathematics transfigures the fortuitous concourse of atoms into the tracery of the finger of God.
-- Herbert Westren Turnbull "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley Duct tape is like the Force. It has a light side, a dark side, and it holds the universe together....
-- Carl Zwanzig Education Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Education
The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Education Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot "The rules for parents are but three... Love, Limit, and Let them be." (Elaine M. Ward) Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Education
"If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) "To introduce something altogether new would mean to begin all over, to become ignorant again, and to run the old, old risk of failing to learn." (Isaac Asimov) This world is a comedy for those who think and a tragedy for those who feel.
-- Horace Walpole That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Education Education is a progressive discovery of our own ignorance.
- Will Durant To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
-- Latin Proverb blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Education
"In my opinion, the greatest single failure of American education is that students come away unable to distinguish between a symbol and the thing the symbol stands for." (Paul Lutus) After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Your life and my life flow into each other as wave flows into wave, and unless there is peace and
joy and freedom for you, there can be no real peace or joy or freedom for me. To see reality--not
as Education You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler I belong to Bridegrooms Anonymous. Whenever I feel like getting married, they send over a lady in a housecoat and hair curlers to burn my toast for me. -- Dick Martin The average Ph.D thesis is nothing but the transference of bones from one graveyard to another.
-- Frank J. Dobie, A Texan in England, 1945 Education
Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken I would rather live and love where death is king than have eternal life where love is not.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Do or do not. There is no try.
-- Yoda, character in the movie The Empire Strikes Back I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Education They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( I'm not into working out. My philosophy: No pain, no pain.
-- Carol Leifer Education
Asking politicians to vote themselves out of power is like asking rabbits not to multiply, it ain't
natural.
-- Bob Beckel, on term limits, CBS This Morning, 3/30/95 Marriage has many pains, but celibacy has no pleasures.
-- Samuel Johnson One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
sexual "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Education A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Education
