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Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
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-- Anonymous Health
Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from
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-- Gamaliel Bradford Health
Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
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-- George Bernard Shaw "There is no such thing as a person that nothing has happened to, and each person's story is as different as his fingertips." (Elsa Lanchester) Health
My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Avoid having your ego so close to your position that when your position falls, your ego goes with
it.
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- Bertrand Russell Health
We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
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Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
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- Buckminster Health
It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
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- Martin Luther King Jr. Health "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) And I shall love thee still my dear, Until my wife is wise. "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Health
