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As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action
of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All "The greatest dangers to liberty lurk in insidious encroachment by men of zeal, well meaning, but without understanding." (Louis Brandeis) "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Travel and Tourism A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Travel and Tourism
A human being is a part of the whole, called by us Universe, a part limited in time and space. He
experiences himself, his thoughts and feelings as something separated from the rest--a kind of
optic That's the way things come clear. All of a sudden. And then you realize how obvious they've been
all along.
-- Madeleine L'Engle May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke It's no credit to anyone to work to hard.
-- Ed Howe Travel and Tourism The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
- Mark Twain The real test of friendship is: Can you literally do nothing with the other person? Can you enjoy
together those moments of life that are utterly simple? They are the moments people looks back
on at Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov Travel and Tourism
Love is the great miracle cure. Loving ourselves works miracles in our lives.
-- Louise Hay We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Usenet is like a herd of performing elephants with diarrhea -- massive, difficult to redirect, awe-
inspiring, entertaining, and a source of mind-boggling amounts of excrement when you least
expect i "People who cease to believe in God or goodness altogether still believe in the devil. I don't know why. No, I do indeed know why. Evil is always possible. And goodness is eternally difficult." (Anne Travel and Tourism "I think all great innovations are built on rejections." (Louis-Ferdinand Céline) The course of true love never did run smooth.
-- William Shakespeare "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) Travel and Tourism
"The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Travel and Tourism Diplomacy is the art of saying "Nice doggie" until you can find a rock.
-- Wynn Catlin, also attributed to Will Rogers "By seeing the seed of failure in every success, we remain humble. By seeing the seed of success in every failure we remain hopeful." (Mel Ziegler, founder of Banana Republic) We can never be sure that the opinion we are endeavoring to stifle is a false opinion; and if we
were sure, stifling it would be an evil still.
-- John Stuart Mill Travel and Tourism
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got.
-- Josh Billings Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. Travel and Tourism The most terrible poverty is loneliness and the feeling of being unloved.
-- Mother Teresa What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler Marriage is the process of finding out what kind of man your wife would have preferred. Travel and Tourism
The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) What's another word for "Thesaurus?"
-- Steven Wright Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston How wrong it is for a woman to expect the man to build the world she wants, rather than to create
it herself.
- Anais Nin Travel and Tourism There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
-- Anonymous A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf Travel and Tourism
Husbands are awkward things to deal with; even keeping them in hot water will not make them
tender.
-- Mary Buckley Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of
sin.
-- John Von Neuman Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein "No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) Travel and Tourism The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Travel and Tourism
Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple Travel and Tourism Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Travel and Tourism
Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw The possibility that we may fail in the struggle ought not to deter us from the support of a cause
we believe to be just.
-- Abraham Lincoln You have to walk carefully in the beginning of love; the running across fields into your lover's
arms can only come later when you're sure they won't laugh if you trip.
-- Jonathan Carroll, Outside All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream.
-- Edgar Allan Poe The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Travel and Tourism Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Travel and Tourism
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Man and wife make one fool. Love is like pi - natural, irrational, and very important.
-- Lisa Hoffman In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
-- Lenny Bruce A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Travel and Tourism If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) Travel and Tourism
Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Spinster: A bachelor's wife. Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith Travel and Tourism "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) Every new beginning comes from some other beginning's end.
-- Semisonic, Closing Time History is the version of past events that people have decided to agree upon.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Travel and Tourism
