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The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Computers and Internet Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald "I had discovered that a person does not have to be this or be that or be anything, not even oneself. One is free." (Walker Percy, The Moviegoer) The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
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"A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton When the mouse laughs at the cat, there is a hole nearby.
-- Nigerian Proverb "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Computers and Internet This country has come to feel the same when Congress is in session as when the baby gets hold
of a hammer.
-- Will Rogers Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words The President has kept all of the promises he intended to keep.
- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Computers and Internet
Life is like a movie--since there aren't any commercial breaks, you have to get up and go to the
bathroom in the middle of it.
-- Nick Mirov "Teacher played hooky. Sent message: 'Receiving instruction. Enjoying myself thoroughly. See you next week.'" (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) If we may believe our logicians, man is distinguished from all other creatures by the
faculty of laughter.
-- Joseph Addison "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Computers and Internet Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars
-- Les Brown "There is no sin except stupidity." (Oscar Wilde) Computers and Internet
Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe.
-- Jackie Mason "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Love one another and you will be happy. It's as simple and as difficult as that.
-- Michael Leunig If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Computers and Internet It's important to be open-minded, but not SO open-minded that your brains fall out.
-- Rick Radebaugh The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson Computers and Internet
History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford In times of profound change, the learners inherit the earth, while the learned find themselves
beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists.
-- Al Rogers, Global SchoolHouse Netw You don't have to suffer to be a poet; adolescence is enough suffering for anyone.
-- John Ciardi "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) Computers and Internet My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Computers and Internet
The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey Genius is an African who dreams up snow.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Computers and Internet There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "Let no one be discouraged by the belief there is nothing one person can do against the enormous array of the world's ills, misery, ignorance, and violence. Few will have the greatness to bend history Computers and Internet
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French Even if you're on the right track, you'll get run over if you just sit there.
-- Will Rogers Love looks through a telescope; envy, through a microscope.
-- Josh Billings Computers and Internet Talent does what it can; genius does what it must.
- Edward George Bulwer-Lytton By all means marry. If you get a good wife you will become happy, and if you get a bad one you
will become a philosopher.
-- Socrates For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect.
-- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. Computers and Internet
What's new? Most of my wife. "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale "One of the advantages of being disorderly is that one is constantly making exciting discoveries." (A. A. Milne) If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Computers and Internet When women go wrong, men go right after them.
-- Mae West "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Morality consists in suspecting other people of not being legally married.
-- George Bernard Shaw Computers and Internet
Experience is not what happens to you; it's what you do with what happens to you.
-- Aldous Huxley In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine Computers and Internet Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death The secret of success is to know something nobody else knows.
- Aristotle Onassis "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Computers and Internet
A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed "I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury." (Groucho Marx) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets the more interested
he is in her.
-- Agatha Christie The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Marry not a tennis player. For love means nothing to them. Computers and Internet The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Computers and Internet
Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Life is a succession of lessons enforced by immediate reward, or, oftener, by immediate
chastisement.
-- Ernest Dimnet "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. Computers and Internet The difference between marriage and death? Dead people are free. Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace.
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