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-- P. J. O'Rourke The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
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Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
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-- Groucho Marx LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
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The only thing worse than a man you can't control is a man you can.
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-- S. T. Coleridge Financial Services Work is a four-letter word.
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Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby
see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Politics is not the art of the possible. It consists in choosing between the disastrous and the
unpalatable.
-- John Kenneth Galbraith The greatest mistake you can make in life is to be continually fearing that you will make one.
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-- Smith & Jones Financial Services UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
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Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot. You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
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-- Oscar Wilde Financial Services Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Ah, well, then I suppose I shall have to die beyond my means.
-- Oscar Wilde, dying words The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson Financial Services
For of all sad words of tongue or pen,
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-- John Greenleaf Whittier "An imbalance between rich and poor is the oldest and most fatal ailment of all republics." (Plutarch) When people have no other tyrant, their own public opinion becomes one.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton An economic forecaster is like a cross-eyed javelin thrower: they don't win many accuracy
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