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You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein One cannot think well, love well, sleep well, if one has not dined well.
-- Virginia Woolf Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Recreation and Sports Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Recreation and Sports
Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Nothing great was ever achieved without enthusiasm.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Recreation and Sports "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I sometimes think that God, in creating man, overestimated His ability.
-- Oscar Wilde "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Recreation and Sports
The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. The Democrats are the party that says government will make you smarter, taller, richer, and
remove the crabgrass on your lawn. The Republicans are the party that says government doesn't
work and the The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton A woman seldom asks advice before she has bought her wedding clothes.
-- Joseph Addison Recreation and Sports I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant An ideal wife is one who remains faithful to you but tries to be just as charming as if she weren't.
-- Sacha Guitry You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Recreation and Sports
Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
some method of fortifying the human soul and enabline it to make its peace with its destiny.
-- George You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but
as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!"
-- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Recreation and Sports And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill Recreation and Sports
The worth of the state, in the long run, is the worth of the individuals composing it.
-- John Stuart Mill The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Why did Nature create man? Was it to show that she is big enough to make mistakes, or was it
pure ignorance?
-- Holbrook Jackson Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Recreation and Sports Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey It is much more comfortable to be mad and know it, than to be sane and have one's doubts.
- G. B. Burgin Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree.
-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports
Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric It is wrong to think that love comes from long companionship and persevering courtship. Love is
the offspring of spiritual affinity and unless that affinity is created in a moment, it will not be
cr I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Recreation and Sports "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood I do not like broccoli. And I haven't liked it since I was a little kid and my mother made me eat it.
And I'm President of the United States and I'm not going to eat any more broccoli.
-- George Bus Recreation and Sports
The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Do not worry about your difficulties in mathematics. I can assure you mine are still greater.
-- Albert Einstein Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Kind words can be short and easy to speak, but their echoes are truly endless.
-- Mother Teresa Recreation and Sports Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje "If I were still a critic, I would loathe knowing the person I was writing about. There's enough of an incestuous relationship between subject and writer." (Manny Farber, American film theorist) Love is like the measles. The older you get it, the worse the attack.
-- Mary Roberts Rhinehart Recreation and Sports
"I'll tell you something: Luxury disgusts me." (Giorgio Armani) There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw "True friends, like diamonds, are precious and rare. False friends, like autumn leaves, are found everywhere." (Anonymous) This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Recreation and Sports If a politician found he had cannibals among his constituents, he would promise them
missionaries for dinner.
-- H. L. Mencken It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith Recreation and Sports
Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost Recreation and Sports Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll Hell hath no fury like a bureaucrat scorned.
-- Milton Friedman Recreation and Sports
"The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about "short" and
"cheap"?
-- Phyllis Diller "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Recreation and Sports The man who goes alone can start today; but he who travels with another must wait till that other
is ready.
-- Henry David Thoreau A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Recreation and Sports
"In the End, we will remember not the words of our enemies, but the silence of our friends." (Dr. Martin Luther King Jr.) "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous If ever I get married again it would have to be under an anaesthetic.
-- Marie Tonkin Recreation and Sports I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle Recreation and Sports