Comber - Guide to the town with history, local activities, attractions, business directory and virtual tour.
La Mon Hotel and Country Club - Includes room photos and tariffs, restaurant menus, details of the leisure facilities, and information about conference and wedding facilities. Located in Castlereagh.
Comber Brass - Silver band and brass ensemble. Includes events and contact information.
Old Schoolhouse Inn - Provides restaurant menu, and information about the bed and breakfast accommodation available.
Anna's House - Organic bed and breakfast accommodation. Features information on the accommodation, facilities, location and availability. Also includes an online booking facility.
The Surgery - Includes practice information and self help guides.
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-- Emily Dickinson, dying words I've been trying desperately to save my marriage for the last 35 years. The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
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-- Anon. Comber The important thing is not to stop questioning.
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I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
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-- Bette Davis If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
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--Loesje "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Comber Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
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-- Nicholas Negroponte "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') There is no one so bound to his own face that he does not cherish the hope of presenting another
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-- Antonio Machado Comber
You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth. -- John Lyly Comber To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation.
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-- Cesare Pavese Comber
Some birds aren't meant to be caged, their feathers are just too bright. And when they fly away,
the part of you that knows it was a sin to lock them up, does rejoice. I guess I just miss my friend. A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
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Never give up, for that is just the place and time that the tide will turn.
-- Harriet Beecher Stowe Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words There are some things which cannot be learned quickly, and time, which is all we have, must be
paid heavily for their acquiring. They are the very simplest things and, because it takes a man's
life I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the
marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year.
-- Bette Davis If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Comber "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
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-- Anonymous Comber
Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
our passions, they cannot alter the state of facts and evidence.
-- John Adams Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous The older one grows, the more one likes indecency.
-- Virginia Woolf "I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Comber All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle "I don't believe people die. They just go uptown. To Bloomingdales. They just take longer to get back." (Andy Warhol) You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
spot.
-- Elayne Boosler Comber
Everywhere I go, I'm asked if the universities stifle writers. My opinion is that they don't stifle
enough of them.
-- Flannery O'Connor As a man thinketh in his heart, so is he.
-- Proverbs 23:7 There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot.
-- Steven Wright It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins "Employees make the best dates. You don't have to pick them up and they're always tax-deductible." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Comber Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. If men knew all that women think, they'd be twenty times more daring.
-- Alphonse Karr In all recorded history there has not been one economist who has had to worry about where the
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-- Peter F. Drucker Comber
"When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon Comber The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Comber
A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty.
-- Thomas Jefferson I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Comber Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
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-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Live your questions now, and perhaps even without knowing it, you will live along some distant
day into your answers.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke Comber
If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw History will be kind to me for I intend to write it.
-- Winston Churchill "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) We can do not great things - only small things with great love.
-- Mother Theresa "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Comber I love deadlines. I especially like the whooshing sound they make as they go flying by.
-- Douglas Adams I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill Comber
"See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students.
-- John Ciardi Per cubic inch, your current TV set is perhaps the dumbest appliance in your home (and I'm not
even talking about the programs).
-- Nicholas Negroponte Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Comber The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Twenty years fron now you will be more disappointed by the things you didn't do than by the ones
you did do. So throw off the bowlines. Sail away from the safe harbor. Catch the trade winds in
your We make a living by what we get, we make a life by what we give.
-- Winston Churchill Comber
