Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for
themselves.
-- F. Emerson Andrews "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Life isn't a matter of milestones, but of moments.
-- Rose Kennedy Anyone who knows anything of history knows that great social changes are impossible without
feminine upheaval. Social progress can be measured exactly by the social position of the fair sex,
the ugl Recreation and Sports Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
-- Robert Frost Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Even overweight cats instinctively know the cardinal rule: when fat, arrange yourself in slim
poses.
-- John Weitz, American Designer Recreation and Sports
Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm You probably wouldn't worry about what people think of you if you could know how seldom they
do.
-- Olin Miller We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart. -- H.L. Mencken The graveyards are full of indispensable men.
- Charles de Gaulle Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Recreation and Sports All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler "I am a part of all that I have met." (Alfred Lord Tennyson, 1809-1892, English poet) The time is always right to do what is right.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Recreation and Sports
Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III "Do you know that places only yield up their secrets, their most profound mysteries, to those who are just passing through?" (Salman Rushdie, The Moor's Last Sigh) blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a Recreation and Sports Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Recreation and Sports
Of course, it is very important to be sober when you take an exam. Many worthwile careers in the
street-cleansing, fruit-picking and subway-guitar-playing industries have been founded on a lack
of u When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes Mathematics, rightly viewed, posses not only truth, but supreme beauty -- a beauty cold and
austere, like that of sculpture.
-- Bertrand Russell Before marraige a man will like awake all night thinking about something you said. After marriage
he will fall asleep before you have finished saying it.
-- Anon. "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar Recreation and Sports The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton The trouble with her is that she lacks the power of conversation but not the power of speech.
-- George Bernard Shaw Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W Recreation and Sports
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) In literature as in love, we are astonished at what is chosen by others.
-- André Maurois America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Recreation and Sports The trouble with children is that they are not returnable.
-- Quentin Crisp One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
-- Sophocles The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Recreation and Sports
I have a daughter who goes to SMU. She could've gone to UCLA here in California, but it's one
more letter she'd have to remember.
-- Shecky Greene "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Thus the metric system did not really catch on in the States, unless you count the increasing
popularity of the nine-millimeter bullet.
-- Dave Barry We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Recreation and Sports "Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past." (George Orwell) If we don't change the direction we are going,
We are likely to end up where we are heading.
-- Chinese saying Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Recreation and Sports
"As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks,
in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on
the fl Never try to teach a pig to sing. It's a waste of your time and annoys the pig.
-- Anon. The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins Recreation and Sports The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from A man's feet should be planted in his country, but his eyes should survey the world.
-- George Santayana Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Recreation and Sports
"Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa "Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Recreation and Sports Self-reliance is the only road to true freedom, and being one's own person is its ultimate reward.
-- Patricia Sampson I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
conservative.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Recreation and Sports
Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Friendship is like money, easier made than kept.
-- Samuel Butler Marrying a man is like buying something you've been admiring for a long time in a shop window.
You may love it when you get it home, but it doesn't always go with everything in the house.
-- Jean Ke Recreation and Sports There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton Recreation and Sports
Love is a snowmobile racing across the tundra and then suddenly it flips over, pinning you
underneath. At night, the ice weasels come.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take
what I have to give.
-- Cass Daley "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Recreation and Sports Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses.
-- Lord Dewar The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Recreation and Sports
Disclaimer: Even my wife doesn't agree with everything I say, and she loves me dearly. My employers don't love me nearly as much as she does. Draw your own conclusions. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
there, I go to work.
-- Robert Orben Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
-- St. Francis of Assisi Recreation and Sports Time is at once the most valuable and most perishable of all our possessions.
-- John Randolph Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Recreation and Sports
