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ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And This isn't right, this isn't even wrong.
- Wolfgang Pauli (1900-1958), upon reading a young physicist's paper Conlig Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland Conlig
No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman. -- Honore de Balzac "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek Your every voter, as surely as your chief magistrate, exercises a public trust.
-- Grover Cleveland The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Conlig It's not as great a day for the bride as she thinks. She's not marrying the best man.
-- Anonymous "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) They think they can make fuel from horse manure.... Now, I don't know if your car will be able to
get 30 miles to the gallon, but it's sure gonna put a stop to siphoning.
-- Billie Holliday Conlig
"O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) I don't know anything about luck. I've never banked on it, and I'm afraid of people who do. Luck to
me is something else; hard work and realizing what is opportunity and what isn't.
-- Lucille Ball "The biggest argument against democracy is a five minute discussion with the average voter." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Organic chemistry is the chemistry of carbon compounds. Biochemistry is the study of carbon
compounds that crawl.
-- Mike Adams Coffee is a beverage that puts one to sleep when not drank.
-- Alphonse Allais Conlig Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Conlig
Since Eve ate the apple, much depends on dinner.
-- Lord Byron "We are all in the gutter, but some of us are looking at the stars." (Oscar Wilde) "Mistakes are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Nothing says loving like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy Conlig The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Conlig
There is nothing so wrong in this world that a sensible woman can't set it right in the course of an
afternoon.
-- Giraudoux Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Conlig There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken Conlig
"Some people wear their heart up on their sleeve. I wear mine underneath my right pant leg, strapped to my boot." (Ani Difranco) Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster The man with the best job in the country is the Vice President. All he has to do is get up every
morning and say, "How's the President?"
-- Will Rogers "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Conlig We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset If life were predictable it would cease to be life, and be without flavor.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem Conlig
I have not failed. I've just found 10,000 ways that won't work.
-- Thomas Edison As for courage and will - we cannot measure how much of each lies within us, we can only trust
there will be sufficient to carry through trials which may lie ahead.
-- Andre Norton My wife submits and I obey; she always lets me have her way. "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick Conlig If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind her stands his wife. -- Groucho Marx "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Conlig
Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. "You exist only in what you do." (Federico Fellini) Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort I hate women because they always know where things are.
-- James Thurber At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in
every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and Conlig "Eternal vigilance is the price of freedom." (Raymonde Uy) "I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you and education." (Wilson Mizner) Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Conlig
"Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) If women didn't exist, all the money in the world would have no meaning.
-- Aristotle Onassis Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Conlig Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
- Chessmaster Savielly Grigorievitch Tartakower It is the customary fate of new truths to begin as heresies and to end as superstitions.
-- Aldous Huxley Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. Conlig
I am beginning to suspect all elaborate and special systems of education. They seem to me to be
built upon the supposition that every child is a kind of idiot who must be taught to think.
-- Anne S Never moon a werewolf.
-- Mike Binder Paradoxically though it may seem, it is none the less true that life imitates art far more than art
imitates life.
-- Oscar Wilde Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Conlig Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Worrying is like a rocking chair, it gives you something to do, but it doesn't get you anywhere.
-- Anonymous Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas Conlig
Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "The road of excess leads to the palace of wisdom." (William Blake) Conlig My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m "It is a curious thing that God learned Greek when he wished to turn author--and that he did not learn it better." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Conlig
