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The Ecdl Centre - Accredited IT test centre. Provides details of available courses.

Algan Arts - Producers of greetings cards and original prints, selling worldwide. Samples of types of cards available, where they are sold, trade show appearances and contacts.

Crossgar Womans Institute - Includes event programme, reviews and details of the group's activities.

Bells of Crossgar - Renault dealers with company profile, showroom location, information about the service department and details of the new and used cars for sale.

Hill House - Licensed country house with information about the accommodation available. Includes tariffs and photos.

All-Fit - Offering car sales, servicing and parts, with price guides.

Dickson Design - Graphic design studio for brochure, corporate id and general print design. Includes company information and portfolio.

Crossgar Young Defenders - Loyalist blood and thunder flute band. Includes parade reports and photos.

Central Garages - Provides information of new and used cars for sale, as well as the garage services.

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And then you realize how obvious they've been all along. -- Madeleine L'Engle Change before you have to. -- Jack Welch I hate women because they always know where things are. -- James Thurber Crossgar You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses. -- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all, give grudgingly." 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(Serge Gainsbourg) The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons. -- Slavoj Zizek A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer. -- Robert Frost "When you resort to attacking the messenger and not the message, you have lost the debate." (Addison Whithecomb) Crossgar "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Marriage certificate is just another word for a work permit. "Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Crossgar "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor one. -- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Never regard study as a duty, but as the enviable opportunity to learn to know the liberating influence of beauty in the realm of the spirit for your own personal joy and to the profit of the commun There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered. -- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) Crossgar Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead. -- Euripides "I always thought a dog-lover was a dog who loved another dog." (James Thurber) As life is action and passion, it is required of a man that he should share the passion and action of his time, at the peril of being not to have lived. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes, Jr. Crossgar The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. -- George Bernard Shaw The only way to entertain some folks is to listen to them. -- Kin Hubbard "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) Don't let it end like this. Tell them I said something. -- Pancho Villa, dying words Like a prune, you are not getting any better looking, but you are getting sweeter. -- N. D. Stice Crossgar Happiness, it is said, is seldom found by those who seek it, and never by those who seek it for themselves. -- F. Emerson Andrews Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes. -- Norman Douglas Call on God, but row away from the rocks. -- Indian proverb Crossgar Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it? -- James Thurber If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough. - Mario Andretti LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the physician Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. -- Euripides Crossgar To keep your marriage brimming With love in the marriage cup, Whenever you're wrong, admit it, Whenever you're right, shut up. -- Nash The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some don't." -- Ernest Rutherford "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Crossgar If all these sweet young things were laid end to end, I wouldn't be the slightest bit surprised. -- Dorothy Parker It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned. -- Leslie Jeanne Sahler Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. -- Frank L. 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