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Gilford Online - Guide and directory covering local businesses, events, clubs, societies, pubs, restaurants and local history.
Wee Minnies Bar and Lounge - Public house and music venue. Includes what's on, location details and photos.
Gilford Mill - Information about the development of the mill into a designer shopping outlet and exhibition venue.
Leprechaun Tour Guiding Services - Includes company profile and tour itineraries.
Gilberry Fayre - Coffee shop, restaurant, bakery and outside catering company. Includes company profile and location.
Ardis Interiors - Interior design and upholstery. Includes company profile and contacts.
Garden Innovations - Garden designers with company profile and portfolio.
Bond Fine Art Auctioneers - Provides information on the art and antique auctions at Gilford Castle.
Sentel Independent - Call management specialists. Includes company profile and product information.
Dawson's Creek - Bar, restaurant, entertainment venue and off licence. Includes menus, photos and events.
Loughview Timber Solutions - Joinery firm specialising in windows, doors and stairs. Includes product information and factory tour. [Flash]
McAtee Recycling - Offers a range of waste management services throughout Northern Ireland including recycling of paper, plastic, timber and metal. Includes company background and contact details.
The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon. -- Jerry Olson "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Effort is only effort when it begins to hurt. -- Jose Ortega y Gasset Love is much nicer to be in than an automobile accident, a tight girdle, a higher tax bracket, or a holding pattern over Philadelphia. -- Judith Viorst Honeymoon: A short period of doting between dating and debting. -- Ray Bandy Gilford A real friend is one who walks in when the rest of the world walks out. -- Walter Winchell Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition. -- Walter Prager I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years. -- Sam Kinison Gilford The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing. -- Blaise Pascal, Pens&eactue;es, trans. A.J. 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On the contrary, in friendship union is more about ideal things: and in that Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger. -- Eleanor Roosevelt A diplomat is a man who always remembers a woman's birthday but never remembers her age. -Robert Frost (1874-1963) Gilford You can take all the sincerity in Hollywood, place it in the navel of a firefly and still have room enough for three caraway seeds and a producer's heart. -- Fred Allen My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no character. -- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig then the world 's mine oyster -- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Gilford In every country and every age, the priest has been hostile to Liberty. -- Thomas Jefferson Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in. -- Benjamin Franklin "A foolish consistency is the hobgoblin of little minds." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) "I learned more from the one restaurant that didn't work than from all the ones that were successes." (Wolfgang Puck, restauranteur) My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Gilford We have only one person to blame, and that's each other. -- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again. -- Noel Coward "Today was good. / Today was fun. / Tomorrow is another one." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Gilford I hate it in friends when they come too late to help. -- Euripides The only Zen you find on the tops of mountains is the Zen you bring up there. -- Robert M. Pirsig "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Marriage is a matter of give and take, but so far I haven't been able to find anybody who'll take what I have to give. -- Cass Daley A sweetheart is a bottle of wine, a wife is a wine bottle. -- Baudelaire Gilford Always bear in mind that your own resolution to success is more important than any other one thing. -- Abraham Lincoln If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder. -- Pope John Paul I "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, Gilford "Talking much about oneself can also be a means to conceal oneself." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Beyond Good and Evil) Eighty percent of married men cheat in America. The rest cheat in Europe. -- Jackie Mason The covers of this book are too far apart. -- Ambrose Bierce "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not. -- Aldous Huxley Gilford When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that Uncl Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... -- Anonymous A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity. -- Albert Einstein Gilford The course of true love never did run smooth. -- William Shakespeare The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them. - Mark Twain Nothing says lovin' like marrying your cousin! -- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) I'd marry again if I found a man who had 15 million and would sign over half of it to me before the marriage and guarantee he'd be dead within a year. -- Bette Davis Gilford What's new? Most of my wife. He who awaits much can expect little. -- Gabriel Garcia Marquez Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. Gilford "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Good friends are good for your health. -- Irwin Sarason Gilford One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do what he was afraid he couldn't do. -- Henry Ford Do not fear to be eccentric in opinion, for every opinion now accepted was once eccentric. -- Bertrand Russell I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it. - John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Gilford First they ignore you, then they laugh at you, then they fight you, then you win. - Mahatma Gandhi Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed. -- Hoshang N. Akhtar "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A really busy person never knows how much he weighs. -- Ed Howe Gilford People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only make $500,000. -- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to. -- Mark Twain Giving birth is like taking your lower lip and forcing it over your head. -- Carol Burnett Gilford Never apologize for showing feeling. When you do so you apologize for truth. -- Benjamin Disraeli The weirder you're going to behave, the more normal you should look. It works in reverse, too. When I see a kid with three or four rings in his nose, I know there is absolutely nothing extraordinary For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me. -- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind. -- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Gilford "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in the palm You can observe a lot by watching. -- Yogi Berra Gilford Going to church doesn't make you a Christian any more than going to a garage makes you an automobile. -- Billy Sunday A problem is a chance for you to do your best. -- Buke Ellington More than kisses, letters mingle souls. -- John Donne One may have a blazing hearth in one's soul and yet no one ever comes to sit by it. Passersby see only a wisp of smoke rising from the chimney and continue on their way. -- Vincent Van Gogh Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel. -- Samuel Johnson Gilford The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going. -- Oliver Wendell Holmes I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different. -- Tony Bennett, 1995 Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action. - Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Gilford Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate. -- Thomas Jones Winning is a habit. Unfortunately, so is losing. -- Vince Lombardi The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do. -- Thomas Jefferson Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country. -- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. It is not enough to succeed. Others must fail. -- Gore Vidal Gilford "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop hung Anything too stupid to be said, is sung. -- Voltaire Gilford
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