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There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Greyabbey We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Good people do not need laws to tell them to act responsibly, while bad people will find a way
around the laws.
- Plato Greyabbey
The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Even a band of angels can turn ugly and start looting if enough angels are unemployed and
hanging around the Pearly Gates convinced that all the succubi own all the liquor stores in
Heaven.
-- P. J "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) "Eagles may soar, but weasels don't get sucked into jet engines." (John Benfield) Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol Greyabbey Man must evolve for all human conflict a method which rejects revenge, aggression and
retaliation. the foundation of such a method is love.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. "Be the change that you want to see in the world." (Mohandas Gandhi) Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Greyabbey
To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen "God is a gentleman. He prefers blondes." (Joe Orton, Loot) A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Greyabbey A woman's always younger than a man of equal years.
-Elizabeth Barrett Browning, Aurora Leigh The executive exists to make sensible exceptions to general rules.
-- Elting E. Morison You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Greyabbey
I don't even butter my bread; I consider that cooking.
-- Katherine Cebrian I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner "Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) "Death solves all problems--no man, no problem." (Josef Stalin) Greyabbey No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor Greyabbey
Television: A medium. So called because it is neither rare nor well done.
-- Ernie Kovacs Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim.
-- George Santayana You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do.
-- Henry Ford Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Greyabbey And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make.
-- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song When Michelangelo finished the painting of the Sistine Chapel's ceiling, he spent the rest of his
life trying to remove the paint that had poured into his sleeve.
-- Francois Cavanna We come to love not by finding a perfect person, but by learning to see an imperfect person
perfectly.
-- Anonymous Greyabbey
"When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it.
-- Baskins A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Love is the flower of life, and blossoms unexpectedly and without law, and must be plucked
where it is found, and enjoyed for the brief hour of its duration.
-- D. H. Lawrence Greyabbey Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost Greyabbey
The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
to shave twice a day.
-- Adlai Stevenson I'd wipe the machines off the face of the earth again, and end the industrial epoch absolutely, like
a black mistake.
-- D. H. Lawrence "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) blah bl "The better the state is established, the fainter is humanity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I have a great diet. You're allowed to eat anything you want, but you must eat it with naked fat
people.
-- Ed Bluestone Greyabbey In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous Greyabbey
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
- Frank Zappa Greyabbey Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error
that provoked it.
-- Alvin Toffler The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Many a man in love with a dimple makes the mistake of marrying the whole girl.
-- Stephen Leacock Greyabbey
"Brevity is the soul of wit." (William Shakespeare) "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Honorable, adj. Afflicted with an impediment in one's reach. In legislative bodies, it is customary
to mention all members as honorable; as, ``the honorable gentleman is a scurvy cur.'
-- Bierce, A Greyabbey When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Greyabbey
The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before
marriage, which is never advisable.
-- Oscar Wilde Second marriage is the triumph of hope over experience. "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) It may be that the race is not always to the swift, nor the battle to the strong -- but that is the way
to bet.
-- Damon Runyan Greyabbey Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Thank God - every morning when you get up - that you have something to do which must be
done, whether you like it or not. Being forced to work, and forced to do your best, will breed in you
a hundre Greyabbey
Hell is a half-filled auditorium.
- Robert Frost A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. I dislike arguments of any kind. They are always vulgar, and often convincing.
-- Oscar Wilde Greyabbey "To err is human; to forgive, divine." (Alexander Pope) Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
-- Bertrand Russell Greyabbey
