Groomsport Parish Church - Provides information about the Youth Fellowship, Mother's Union, and Sunday School associated with this congregation. Includes a feature on their Millenium stained glass window.
Wills Apartment - Apartment for rent. Includes photos, links, tariff and contact details.
What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins.
- Oliver Wendell Holmes "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) They have come up with a perfect understanding. He won't try to run her life, and he won't try to
run his, either.
-- Anonymous Groomsport If it is your time, love will track you down like a cruise missile.
-- Lynda Barry What do you take me for, an idiot?
- General Charles de Gaulle (1890-1970), when a journalist asked him if he was happy Every mother generally hopes that her daughter will snag a better husband than she managed to
do...but she's certain that her boy will never get as great a wife as his father did.
-- Anonymous Groomsport
"Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
-- Stanislaw J. Lem Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken "Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) Groomsport "Fear is a darkroom where negatives develop." (Usman Asif) And since the stench of death will always attract flies and vermin, the arrival of Geraldo was
perhaps inevitable.
-- Garry Trudeau We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
-- Wehrner von Braun Groomsport
"The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold Groomsport Argue for your limitations, and sure enough they're yours.
- Richard Bach I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk Groomsport
With the catching end the pleasures of the chase.
-- Abraham Lincoln The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson A clever man commits no minor blunders.
- Goethe Perhaps, after all, America never has been discovered. I myself would say that it had merely
been detected.
-- Oscar Wilde Groomsport All human actions are equivalent... and... all are on principle doomed...
-- Jean-Paul Sartre, "Being and Nothingness" "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) Experience is what you get when you don't get what you want.
-- Don Stanford Groomsport
Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston "A dress makes no sense unless it inspires men to take it off of you." (Francois Sagan) "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) If I had been around when Rubens was painting, I would have been revered as a fabulous model.
Kate Moss? Well, she would have been the paintbrush...
-- Dawn French If we were not all so interested in ourselves, life would be so uninteresting that none of us would
be able to endure it.
-- Schopenhauer Groomsport He who laughs, lasts.
-- Mary Pettibone Poole If something is boring after two minutes, try it for four. If still boring, then eight. Then sixteen. Then thirty-two. Eventually one discovers that it is not boring at all." (John Cage) Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Groomsport
"Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France Groomsport The best theology would need no advocates; it would prove itself.
-- Karl Barth Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. "In the future everyone will be famous for fifteen minutes." (Andy Warhol) Groomsport
Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Some cause happiness wherever they go; others, whenever they go.
- Oscar Wilde Groomsport Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Groomsport
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 "People drag their progeny around with them like a ball and chain, like some terrible deadweight that hinders their every move - and that, as often as not, effectively winds up killing them." (Michel A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine "Frank and explicit; that is the right line to take when you wish to conceal your own mind and to confuse the minds of others." (Benjamin Disraeli, Sybil) Groomsport "When I was four years old they tried to test my IQ, they showed me this picture of three oranges and a pear. They asked me which one is different and does not belong, they taught me different was wro "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Outside of a dog, a book is a man's best friend. Inside a dog, it's too dark to read.
-- Groucho Marx Groomsport
"The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) "The most beautiful things in the world are the most useless, peacocks and lilies, for instance." (John Ruskin) "The proper office of a friend is to side with you when you are wrong. Nearly anybody will side with you when you are right." (Mark Twain) A White House well filled, a little peanut field well tilled, and a wife who will go to the Bronx are
great riches.
-- Poor Jimmy's Almanac "I would rather die standing than live on my knees!" (Emiliano Zapata) Groomsport There's no problem so awful that you can't add some guilt to it and make it even worse!
-- Calvin A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Groomsport
Love is temporary insanity curable by marriage.
-- Ambrose Bierce The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. Once the realization is accepted that even between the closest human beings infinite distances
continue to exist, a wonderful living side by side can grow up, if they succeed in loving the
distance A man is incomplete until he is married. After that, he is finished.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger Groomsport Let the refining and improving of your own life keep you so busy that you have little time to
criticize others.
-- H. Jackson Brown "I've just had eighteen straight whiskies. I think that's the record." (Dylan Thomas, final words) The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Groomsport
Life - a sexually transmitted terminal condition.
-- Walter Prager Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Groomsport We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Groomsport
