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The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone The surest sign that intelligent life exists elsewhere in the universe is that it has never tried to
contact us.
-- Bill Watterson, in his comic strip Calvin and Hobbes Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) Health It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Marriage is more than four bare legs in a bed.
-- Hoshang N. Akhtar Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Health
We are the echo of the future.
-- W. S. Merwin In the spider-web of facts, many a truth is strangled.
-- Paul Eldridge "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) "Furious activity is no substitute for understanding." (H. H. Williams) The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Health "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) If God created us in His image we have certainly returned the compliment.
-- Voltaire "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) Health
Always do right; this will gratify some people and astonish the rest.
-- Mark Twain "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
to become the best you are capable of becoming.
-- John R. Wooden, Practical Modern Basketball Health Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Health
Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Marriage is not just a having a wife, but also worries inherited forever. There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics a Health An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions.
-- Robert A. Humphrey "The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet." (Andy Warhol) I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 Health
When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell There is nothing that can be said by mathematical symbols and relations which cannot also be
said by words. The converse, however, is false. Much that can be and is said by words cannot
successfully If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Health Well if this is the wrong number, why did you answer it?
-- James Thurber The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Health
I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright In marriage, the bridge gets a shower. But for the groom, it's curtains! Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck "If you meet a woman that smokes cigars ... marry her." (Arthur Lotti) Health I think men who have a pierced ear are better prepared for marriage. They've experienced pain
and bought jewelry.
-- Rita Rudner Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) Health
Imagination is the highest kite one can fly.
-- Lauren Bacall MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) Marriage is like a mousetrap. Those on the outside are trying to get in. Those on the inside are trying to get out. History repeats itself; that's one of the things that's wrong with history.
-- Clarence Darrow Health Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Health
Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. The mathematician lives long and lives young; the wings of his soul do not early drop off, nor do
its pores become clogged with the earthy particles blown from the dusty highways of vulgar life.
-- "Have love for your friend up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your enemy some day; and hate your enemy up to a limit for it is possible he may turn into your friend some day." (Ali bin Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Health When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Diplomat: A man who can convince his wife she would look stout in a fur coat. "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) Health
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers "I owe much to my friends; but, all things considered, it strikes me that I owe even more to my enemies. The real person springs life under a sting even better than under a caress." (André Gide) A theory is something nobody believes, except the person who made it. An experiment is
something everybody believes, except the person who made it.
-- Albert Einstein, attributed Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Health Beware of men on airplanes. The minute a man reaches thirty thousand feet, he immediately
becomes consumed by distasteful sexual fantasies which involve doing uncomfortable things in
those tiny toil There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity I am free of all prejudice. I hate everyone equally.
-- W. C. Fields Health
"Everywhere one seeks to produce meaning, to make the world signify, to render it visible. We are not, however, in danger of lacking meaning; quite the contrary, we are gorged with meaning and it is k "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Do you not know, my son, with what little understanding the world is ruled?
-- Pope Julius III Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
desparate to get out.
-- Di Peatlins Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Health Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis "God's creatures, great and small ... eat them one, eat them all." (John A. Simone Sr.) Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley Health
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Love does not consist in gazing at each other, but in looking outward together in the same
direction.
-- Antoine de Saint-Exupéry I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Health There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes Nature gave men two ends - one to sit on and one to think with. Ever since then man's success or
failure has been dependent on the one he used most.
-- George R. Kirkpatrick "Avoid providing material for the drama that is always stretched tight between parents and children; it uses up much of the children's strength and wastes the love of the elders, which acts and warms Health
