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-- Honore de Balzac "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
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By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
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-- Elizabeth Ashley All virtue is summed up in dealing justly.
-- Aristotle Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Recreation and Sports I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Silence is as full of potential wisdom and wit as the unhewn marble of a great sculpture.
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"Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o It is not necessary that whilst I live I live happily; but it is necessary that so long as I live I should
live honourably.
-- Kant, Immanuel A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
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-- Leonardo da Vinci, Notebooks Only the little people pay taxes.
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In every man's heart there is a secret nerve that answers to the vibrations of beauty.
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-- Martin H. Fischer "I am convinced that it is not the fear of death, of our lives ending that haunts our sleep so much as the fear ... that as far as the world is concerned, we might as well never have lived." (Rabbi H "Those who hear not the music think the dancers mad." (Anonymous) Recreation and Sports Imitation is the sincerest form of television.
-- Fred Allen Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
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-- Oscar Wilde Recreation and Sports
Humanity has advanced, when it has advanced, not because it has been sober, responsible, and
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-- Tom Robbins We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Victory goes to the player who makes the next-to-last mistake.
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-- Alphonse Allais My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a
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- Socrates Success is peace of mind which is a direct result of self-satisfaction in knowing you did your best
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-- Aristotle "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Neither fire nor wind, birth nor death can erase our good deeds.
-- Buddha With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Recreation and Sports Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
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-- Oscar Wilde "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Recreation and Sports
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- Friedrich Nietzsche In the halls of justice, the only justice is in the halls.
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Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
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He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
- H. H. Munro (Saki) It is never too late to be what you might have been.
-- George Eliot "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) Why bother with marriage? Just find a woman you hate and buy her a house. Trust, but verify.
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I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Love is an attempt to change a piece of the dream-world into reality.
-- Theodor Reik Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins Marriage is like a cage--one sees the birds outside desperate to get in and those inside equally
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- Clinton aide George Stephanopolous speaking on Larry King Live Recreation and Sports
