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He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
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-- Chinese Proverb Travel and Tourism
You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
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-- Woody Allen Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Travel and Tourism
Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater.
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