Lisburn Gateway - Information on and links to a range of sites and issues in the Lisburn area.
Lisburn Fire Station - Unofficial website for Lisburn Fire Station, with history, crew information and fire safety tips.
Ulster Star - Local newspaper with news, sport and classifieds.
McCluskey Removals - Includes company information and quote request form.
There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good
marriage
-- Martin Luther "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) "Women might be able to fake orgasms. But men can fake whole relationships." (Sharon Stone) When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Lisburn "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
- George Bernard Shaw The perfect love affair is one which is conducted entirely by post.
-- George Bernard Shaw Lisburn
Seek the lofty by reading, hearing and seeing great work at some moment every day.
-- Thornton Wilder "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) Politics doesn't make strange bedfellows, marriage does.
-- Groucho Marx "No one wants a good education. Everyone wants a good degree." (Lee Rudolph) The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett Lisburn A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and
science.
-- Albert Einstein Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa Lisburn
Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre At every crossroads on the path that leads to the future, tradition has placed 10,000 men to guard
the past.
-- Maurice Maeterlink Honest disagreement is often a good sign of progress.
-- Gandhi "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Natural ability without education has more often attained to glory and virtue than education
without natural ability.
Cicero (106 BC - 43 BC) Lisburn "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') Question: Ted Kennedy: "Where was George?"
Answer: Dry, sober, and at home with his wife "Who is more foolish? The fool or the fool that follows it?" (Alec Guinness) Lisburn
Most rock journalism is people who can't write interviewing people who can't talk for people who
can't read.
-- Frank Zappa The difference between false memories and true ones is the same as for jewels: it is always the
false ones that look the most real, the most brilliant.
-- Salvador Dali ARDOR, n. The quality that distinguishes love without knowledge.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises,
promotions, and other signs of appreciation.
-- Anonymous Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Lisburn Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Lisburn
"The happy people are failures because they are on such good terms with themselves they don't give a damn." (Agatha Christie) When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln "A teacher affects eternity; he can never tell where his influence stops." (Henry B. Adams) "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Lisburn Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain I think one of the reasons I'm popular again is because I'm wearing a tie. You have to be different.
-- Tony Bennett, 1995 Lisburn
"Ah! Don't say you agree with me. When people agree with me I always feel that I must be wrong." (Oscar Wilde) The man who reads nothing at all is better educated than the man who reads nothing but
newspapers.
-- Thomas Jefferson "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Lisburn The more I know about people, the better I like my dog.
-- Mark Twain More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Lisburn
"Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." (Leo Tolstoy, 1828-1910) My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Lisburn "The things we admire in men, kindness and generosity, openness, honesty, understanding and feeling are the concomitants of failure in our system. And those traits we detest, sharpness, greed, acquisi Marriage is a thing which puts a ring on a woman's finger and two under the man's eyes. "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) Lisburn
To heck with marrying a girl who makes biscuits like her mother--I want to marry one who makes dough like her father. The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart Lisburn 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap People think we make $3 million and $4 million a year. They don't realize that most of us only
make $500,000.
-- Pete Incaviglia, baseball player, 1990 The telephone company is urging people to *please* not use the telephone unless it is absolutely
necessary in order to keep the lines open for emergency personnel. We'll be right back after this
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Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey "For others do I wait ... for higher ones, stronger ones, more triumphant ones, merrier ones, for such as are built squarely in body and soul: laughing lions must come." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Character may be manifested in the great moments, but it is made in the small ones.
-- Phillip Brooks Lisburn Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Lisburn
A thing is not necessarily true because badly uttered, nor false because spoken magnificently.
-- St. Augustine "The love of liberty is the love of others; the love of power is the love of ourselves." (William Hazlitt) The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great Lisburn May the road rise to meet you. May the wind always be at your back. May the sun shine warm
upon your face, the rains fall soft upon your fields and, until we meet again, may God hold you in
the palm If you find it in your heart to care for somebody else, you will have succeeded.
-- Maya Angelou Vitality shows in not only the ability to persist but the ability to start over.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald Lisburn
I have noticed that nothing I have never said ever did me any harm.
-- Calvin Coolidge "If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) "We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) Marriage means commitment. Of course, so does insanity. "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Lisburn If you never want to see a man again, say, "I love you, I want to marry you, I want to have children..." - they leave skid marks. -- Rita Rudner If I were a girl, I'd despair. The supply of good women far exceeds that of the men who deserve
them.
-- Robert Graves Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Lisburn
