St Aloysius Primary School - A co-educational maintained primary school situated in the Parish of Blaris. Includes newsletter, prospectus and examples of pupils' work.
Brownlee Primary School - Includes history, admissions criteria, newsletters and term times.
Drive And Survive - Driving school. Offering lessons from learner to advanced. Includes course list and prices.
Wallace High School - Co-educational voluntary grammar school. Includes news, calendar and examples of pupils' work.
Derriaghy Primary School - Includes photos, school calendar and information about class activities.
Lambeg Primary School - Includes notices for parents and examples of the pupils' work.
Stepping Stones - Provides training opportunities for people with learning difficulties to develop skills. Includes information about volunteer work.
"I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Everything that is really great and inspiring is created by the individual who can labour in
freedom.
-- Albert Einstein If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins The fickleness of the women I love is only equalled by the infernal consistency of the women who
love me.
-- George Bernard Shaw Education "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) He who laughs last is generally the last to get the joke.
-- Terry Cohen "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) Education
We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf Everything should be made as simple as possible, but not simpler.
-- Albert Einstein Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Education "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) The Middle Eastern states aren't nations; they're quarrels with borders.
-- P. J. O'Rourke The empires of the future are the empires of the mind.
-- Winston Churchill Education
"The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) The first duty of a lecturer: to hand you after an hour's discourse a nugget of pure truth to wrap up
between the pages of your notebooks, and keep on the mantlepiece forever.
-- Virginia Woolf "Majority rule only works if you're also considering individual rights. Because you can't have five wolves and one sheep voting on what to have for supper." (Larry Flynt) "Feeding is a very important ritual for me. I don't trust people who don't like to eat." (Gina Gershon) "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Education Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing.
Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands.
-- Oscar Wilde Education
"I should reproach him for not giving us enough evidence." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970, what he would say to God if they 'met') To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that
M&Ms really do melt in your hand...
-- Peter Oakley As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." Education The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime.
-- Alphonse Allais Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land Education
The gods gave man fire and he invented fire engines. They gave him love and he invented marriage. A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of "I want my food dead. Not sick, not dying, dead." (Oscar Wilde) It is amazing at how small a price may the wedding ring be placed upon a worthless hand; but, by
the beauty of our law, what heaps of gold are indispensable to take it off!
-- Douglas Jerold, 1858 "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer Education Between men and women there is no friendship possible. There is passion, enmity, worship, love,
but no friendship.
-- Oscar Wilde Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt "It is better to remain silent and be thought a fool than to open one's mouth and remove all doubt." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Education
A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Education Whatever women do they must do it twice as well as men to be thought half as good. Luckily this
is not difficult.
-- Charlotte Whitton "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) The husband who wants a happy marriage should learn to keep his mouth shut and his checkbook open. -- Groucho Marx Education
Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
-- Henry Ford "People demand freedom only when they have no power." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) For one human being to love another: that is perhaps the most difficult of our tasks; the ultimate,
the last test and proof, the work for which all other work is but preparation.
-- Rainer Maria Ril Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, and half shut afterwards.
-- Benjamin Franklin If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Education Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together.
- Georg Lichtenberg Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
comprehensive health care during a candidates' forum, said he supported "erection-to-
resurrection" coverage. He later a Education
If you talk to God, you are praying; if God talks to you, you have schizophrenia.
-- Thomas Szasz Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon No matter who you vote for, the Government always gets in.
-- Anon. If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Education We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Education
I hate it in friends when they come too late to help.
-- Euripides I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn "I was born lost and take no pleasure in being found..." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Education Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In the end, everything is a gag.
-- Charlie Chaplin Education
I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis Let him who would enjoy a good future waste none of his present.
-- Roger Babson "All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Education "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) Accept the things to which fate binds you, and love the people with whom fate brings you
together, but do so with all your heart.
-- Marcus Aurelius I often think that the night is more alive and more richly colored than the day.
-- Vincent Van Gogh Education
Standing in the middle of the road is very dangerous; you get knocked down by the traffic from
both sides.
-- Margaret Thatcher We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Live out of your imagination, not your history.
-- Stephen Covey "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Education I do not believe in an afterlife, although I am bringing a change of underwear.
-- Woody Allen "Most people would rather die than think; in fact, they do so." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) A new idea is delicate. It can be killed by a sneer or a yawn; it can be stabbed to death by a joke
or worried to death by a frown on the right person's brow.
-- Charles Brower Education
