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All Saints, Eglantine - Church of Ireland. Offers overview, worship, news, activities, war graves and history.
Emmanuel Baptist Church - Offers history, pastor, dates, ministries and contact.
Lisburn Baptist Church Web Ministry - Offers overview, calendar, pastor's page, activities, missionaries, publications, publications, children, audio ministry and contact.
Lisburn Cathedral - Includes news, events, worship times and a form to make prayer requests.
Lisburn Christian Fellowship - A dynamic church providing details of its background, mission, activities and structures, along with location, testimonies and contacts.
St Paul's Parish Church - Features events listings, letters from the Rector and information about church clubs.
Trinity Methodist Church - Services, youth activities, organisations, building programme, photo, location and contact.
Lisburn Reformed Presbyterian Church - Includes overview, worship times and sermons.
Legacurry Presbyterian Church - Presbyterian Church in Ireland congregation. Minister's thoughts, announcements, service details, organisation information and latest news.
Marriage is the one subject on which all women agree and all men disagree. -- Oscar Wilde Creativity is piercing the mundane to find the marvelous. -- Bill Moyers There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never were, and ask why not? -- Robert Francis Kennedy I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people themselves. -- August Strindberg University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small. -- Henry Kissinger Religion For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me. -- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again. -- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman is one who can find such a man. -- Lana Turner Religion I know I'm not in government anymore. In fact I'm out of work. -- Ronald Reagan, Former U.S. President, on a speaking tour of Japan, 1989 "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available. -- Jim Beggs We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it. -- Woodrow Wyatt Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former. - Albert Einstein Religion If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all. -- Anonymous If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue. -- Samuel Butler "They always say time changes things, but you actually have to change them yourself." (Andy Warhol) Religion Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it. Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it. Hatred darkens life; love illumines it. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for. -- Fred Hoyle Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair. -- Jonathan S. Haas "Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Religion Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man. -- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting married They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own. -- Antonio Porchi I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones. -- John Cage Religion A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The rest is trust. -- Nanette Newman, British actress If there is any one proof of a man's incompetence, it is the stagnant mentality of a worker who, doing some small routine job in a vast undertaking, does not care to look beyond the lever of a machi I can write better than anybody who can write faster, and I can write faster than anybody who can write better. - A. J. Liebling A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say. -- Michael Winner "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) Religion If you want to sacrifice the admiration of many men for the criticism of one, go ahead, get married. -- Katharine Hepburn These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder. -- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 I don't feel good. -- Luther Burbank, dying words Religion Wagner's music is better than it sounds. - Mark Twain Celestial navigation is based on the premise that the Earth is the center of the universe. The premise is wrong, but the navigation works. An incorrect model can be a useful tool. -- Kelvin Throop I "Common sense and education are highly compatible; in fact, neither is worth much without the other." (Donald G. Smith) Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men. -- Martin Luther King, Jr. Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect. -- Steven Wright Religion "Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh." (George Bernard Shaw) Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life. -- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking campaign Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age. -- Jeanne Moreau Religion The society of women is the element of good manners. -- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe The less their ability, the more their conceit. Ahad HaAm Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's family does too. -- Anonymous There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the instrument plays itself. -- Johann Sebastian Bach Prejudice is the child of ignorance. -- William Hazlitt Religion Choose a wife by your ear than your eye. -- Thomas Fuller, 1732 I do not feel obliged to believe that the same God who has endowed us with sense, reason, and intellect has intended us to forgo their use. - Galileo Galilei "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Religion Marriage is love. Love is blind. Therefore, marriage is an institution for the blind. Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just flat out and she'll believe it: "I'm tellin' ya. This chick came downstairs with a sign around An economist is a man who states the obvious in terms of the incomprehensible. -- Alfred A. Knopf Nothing is really work unless you would rather be doing something else. -- James Matthew Barrie Grad school is the snooze button on the clock-radio of life. -- John Rogers, comedian (who holds a graduate degree in physics) Religion I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying! -- Woody Allen There's a fine line between fishing and standing on the shore like an idiot. -- Steven Wright There's too much blood in my caffeine system. -- Seen on a bumper sticker Religion Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair. -- Jonathan S. Haas "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) Biography lends to death a new terror. -- Oscar Wilde Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in. -- Benjamin Franklin Religion You can't build a reputation on what you are going to do. -- Henry Ford "Self confidence is the first requisite to great undertakings." (Samuel Johnson) Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back. - Paul Erdos Religion "Ninety percent of my salary I spent on booze and women ... and the other ten percent I wasted." (Tug McGraw, Major League Baseball pitcher) "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read. -- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA You cannot create experience. You must undergo it. -- Albert Camus Religion "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Anyone who considers arithmetical methods of producing random digits is, of course, in a state of sin. -- John Von Neuman Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Erma Bombeck Religion Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors. -- Confucius Not everything that can be counted counts; and not everything that counts can be counted. -- Albert Einstein "No person was ever honored for what he received. Honor has been the reward for what he gave." (Calvin Coolidge) People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election. -- Otto von Bismarck Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. -- Joseph Addison Religion A dollar saved is a quarter earned. -- John Ciardi "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) This is a test. It is only a test. Had it been an actual job, you would have received raises, promotions, and other signs of appreciation. -- Anonymous Religion Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success. -- Jim Backus Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact. - George Eliot Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature machine gun. -- Matt Groening, Love is Hell We must believe in free will, we have no choice. -- Isaac B. Singer Fanaticism consists of redoubling your efforts when you have forgotten your aim. -- George Santayana Religion A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house. -- Moliere Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera. - James Stephens "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Religion
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