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If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Marriage is a trip between Niagara Falls and Reno. They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous If everything seems under control, you're just not going fast enough.
- Mario Andretti Millisle When you've spent half your political life dealing with humdrum issues like the environment... it's
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-- Margaret Thatcher, on the Falklands Conflict I am about to--or I am going to--die; either expression is used.
-- Dominique Bouhours, French grammarian, dying words To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide Millisle
One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer "The White Rabbit put on his spectacles. 'Where shall I begin, please your Majesty?' he asked. 'Begin at the beginning,' the King said gravely, 'and go on till you come to the end: then stop.'" (Lewi The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. The opposite of a profound truth may
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- Niels Bohr Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Millisle We think caged birds sing, when indeed they cry.
-- John Webster Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Millisle
Music with dinner is an insult both to the cook and the violinist.
-- G. K. Chesterton Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston Millisle Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
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-- Pearl Williams Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Millisle
Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha "Gifts must affect the receiver to the point of shock." (Walter Benjamin) Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon Marriage is like a box of chocolates. You have to squeeze a few bottoms to make sure you like
what you are getting.
-- Anonymous What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Millisle "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) This novel is not to be tossed lightly aside, but hurled with great force.
-- Dorothy Parker Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
-- R. Scott Richards Millisle
To be or not to be isn't the question. The question is how to prolong being.
-- Tom Robbins The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) blah "There is a melancholy that stems from greatness." (Sébastien-Roch Nicolas Chamfort, 1740/41-1794) Teaching is not a lost art, but the regard for it is a losttradition.
-- Jacques Barzun Millisle "It serves me right for putting all my eggs in one bastard." (Dorothy Parker, 1893-1967, US writer) A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright One of the greatest discoveries a man makes, one of his great surprises, is to find he can do
what he was afraid he couldn't do.
-- Henry Ford Millisle
"The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette In a great romance, each person plays a part the other really likes.
-- Elizabeth Ashley The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine "The reward of a thing well done is having done it." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Millisle "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) Life is not an easy matter.... You cannot live through it without falling into frustration and cynicism
unless you have before you a great idea which raises you above personal misery, above
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There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) It's never too late to have a happy childhood.
-- Tom Robbins, Still Life With Woodpecker NEIGHBOR, n. One whom we are commanded to love as ourselves, and who does all he knows
how to make us disobedient.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Lottery: A tax on people who are bad at math.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Millisle "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) You cannot create experience. You must undergo it.
-- Albert Camus Multimedia? As far as I'm concerned, it's reading with the radio on!
-- Rory Bremner Millisle
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) Education is the state-controlled manufacture of echoes.
-- Norman Douglas Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot Guide to understanding a net.addict's day:
Slow day: didn't have much to do, so spent three hours on usenet.
Busy day: managed to work in three hours of usenet.
Bad day: barely squeezed in three ho Millisle If you want to recapture your youth, just cut off his allowance.
-- Al Bernstein To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Millisle
For most of history, Anonymous was a woman.
-- Virginia Woolf "If you hold a cat by the tail you learn things you cannot learn any other way." (Mark Twain) Tauzin backs term limits -- But he thinks it's a bad idea.
-- Headline, story in the New Orleans Times-Picayune, Feb 20, 1995 A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson Blessed is he who has learned to laugh at himself, for he shall never cease to be entertained.
-- John Powell Millisle Skill without imagination is craftsmanship and gives us many useful objects such as wickerwork
picnic baskets. Imagination without skill gives us modern art.
-- Tom Stoppard Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) Millisle
The Internet is so big, so powerful and pointless that for some people it is a complete substitute
for life.
-- Andrew Brown Forgive your enemies, but never forget their names.
-- John F. Kennedy If excessive smoking actually plays a role in the production of lung cancer, it seems to be a minor
one.
-- Dr. W.C. Heuper of the National Cancer Institute, as quoted in the New York Times on Apri Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Millisle The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson When a man takes an oath, Meg, he's holding his ownself in his own hands. Like water. And if he
opens his fingers then- he needn't hope to find himself again.
-- Robert Bolt from A Man For All Seas University politics are vicious precisely because the stakes are so small.
- Henry Kissinger Millisle
Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill "Growth in wisdom can be measured precisely by decline in bile." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Human, All Too Human) "Murder is the very bed-rock of our social institutions." (Octave Mirbeau, The Torture Garden) When a thing has been said and said well, have no scruple. Take it and copy it.
-- Anatole France "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Millisle The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
- Lucille S. Harper "We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Millisle
