Briers Country House - Award winning guesthouse. Price list, details of local facilities and maps of how to get there.
Burrendale Hotel and Country Club - Provides information about the accommodation, wedding and conference facilities, health and beauty clinic, and restaurant.
Avoca Hotel - Family run hotel on the promenade with details of the rooms, facilities and prices.
Oakleigh House - Bed and breakfast with photos, breakfast menu, room rates and location maps.
Beverley Holiday Accommodation - Self catering accommodation. Details of facilities, local area and tariff are all provided.
Mourne Cycle Tours - Cycle hire and tours around the Mournes area. The site includes route and booking information.
Coolgreeney B&B - Guesthouse accommodation, with photos of rooms and information on local activities and attractions.
"Nothing touches a work of art so little as words of criticism: they always result in more or less fortunate misunderstandings." (Rainer Maria Rilke, Letters to a Young Poet) "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If we knew what we were doing, it wouldn't be called research, would it?
-- Albert Einstein The child is the father of the man.
-- William Wordsworth Correction: Instead of being arrested, as we stated, for kicking his wife down a flight of stairs and hurling a lighted kerosene lamp after her, the Rev. James P. Wellman died unmarried four years ago Accommodation Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov "Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing." (Oscar Wilde) "All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) Accommodation
"Never frighten a little man. He'll kill you." (Robert A. Heinlein) I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Often it does seem a pity that Noah and his party did not miss the boat.
-- Mark Twain "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) "Some people must go to extremes to get the world in balance for themselves. Some can't bear bright lights, so wherever they go they search for the dark; they turn the lights down, anything to sustain Accommodation When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words The way to love anything is to realize that it might be lost.
-- G. K. Chesterton Accommodation
A man who has never made a woman angry is a failure in life.
-- Christopher Morley I do not consider it an insult, but rather a compliment to be called an agnostic. I do not pretend to
know where many ignorant men are sure -- that is all that agnosticism means.
- Clarence Darrow, "Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "I heard the old, old, men say 'all that's beautiful drifts away, like the waters.'" (William Butler Yeats) Food, one assumes, provides nourishment; but Americans eat it fully aware that small amounts of
poison have been added to improve its appearance and delay its putrefaction.
-- John Cage Accommodation Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Accommodation
In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung Those parts of the system that you can hit with a hammer (not advised) are called hardware;
those program instructions that you can only curse at are called software.
-- Unknown author, Levitating T Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Some editors are failed writers, but so are most writers.
-- T. S. Eliot "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Accommodation I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do Don't be afraid your life will end; be afraid that it will never begin.
-- Grace Hansen A man's ethical behavior should be based effectually on sympathy, education, and social ties; no
religious basis is necessary. Man would indeed be in a poor way if he had to be restrained by fear
of Accommodation
Bigamy is one way of avoiding the painful publicity of divorce and the expense of alimony.
-- Oliver Herford It is always right that a man should be able to render a reason for the faith that is within him.
-- Sydney Smith "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) The concept is interesting and well-formed, but in order to earn better than a 'C', the idea must be
feasible.
- A Yale University management professor in response to student Fred Smith's paper prop My father taught me to work; he did not teach me to love it.
-- Abraham Lincoln Accommodation blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Accommodation
Marital Freedom: The liberty that allows a husband to do exactly that which his wife pleases.
-- Anonymous No wonder nobody comes here--it's too crowded.
-- Yogi Berra The Republicans have a new healthcare proposal: Just say NO to illness!
-- Mark Russell The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Having a family is like having a bowling alley installed in your brain.
-- Martin Mull Accommodation "The man who lets himself be bored is even more contemptible than the bore." (Samuel Butler) "Good taste is the first refuge of the non-creative. It is the last-ditch stand of the artist." (Marshall McLuhan) blah "This is the hardest of all: to close the open hand out of love, and keep modest as a giver." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Accommodation
"Everything in my life has been determined by mistakes." (Gene Wilder) But at my back I always hear Time's winged chariot hurrying near.
- Andrew Marvell "The great aim of education is not knowledge but action." (Herbert Spencer) I feel like Zsa Zsa Gabor's sixth husband. I know what I'm supposed to do, but I don't know how
to make it interesting.
-- Milton Berle, when called to the microphone at the 2nd Annual Comedians Hal Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch Accommodation "When we are born we cry that we are come to this great stage of fools." (William Shakespeare) Gravitation can not be held responsible for people falling in love.
-- Albert Einstein If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Accommodation
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller "It is not the answer that enlightens, but the question." (Eugene Ionesco) It's true that I did get the girl, but then my grandfather always said, "Even a blind chicken finds a
few grains of corn now and then."
-- Lyle Lovett, musician, upon marying actress Julia Roberts, Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Accommodation Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.
-- Steven Wright I think there are only three things America will be known for 2,000 years from now when they
study this civilization: the Constitution, jazz music, and baseball.
-- Gerald Early, writer, baseball do I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Accommodation
I'm astounded by people who want to 'know' the universe when it's hard enough to find your way
around Chinatown.
-- Woody Allen A friend is a gift you give yourself.
-- Robert Louis Stevenson "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do.
-- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Accommodation They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Accommodation
Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith People only see what they are prepared to see.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly "To be great is to be misunderstood." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Accommodation Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg If you cannot be the master of your language, you must be its slave. If you cannot examine your
thoughts, you have no choice but to think them, however silly they may be.
-- Richard Mitchell, from Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus Accommodation
One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Have you ever noticed? Anybody going slower than you is an idiot, and anyone going faster than
you is a maniac.
-- George Carlin Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Accommodation Too bad all the people who know how to run the country are busy driving cabs and cutting hair.
-- George Burns You can not apply mathematics as long as words still becloud reality.
-- Hermann Weyl People never lie so much as after a hunt, during a war or before an election.
-- Otto von Bismarck Accommodation
