Cloverhill Golf Club - Course situated in Mullaghbawn just outside the town. Course history, membership and greens fees, guide to the course and how to get there.
Newry Cricket Club - Details of the club includes history, news, player information and results.
Formula Karting - Offering indoor, outdoor and off road racing, also manufacturing of race and leisure karts.
Newry Ju-Jitsu Club - Features history, training timetables, course details and photos.
Newry Rugby Club - Includes club history, results, news and player profiles.
The Showground - Newry Town FC fanzine with news, fixtures and results, player profiles, and message board.
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1) Writing his memoirs of the Civil War.
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-- P. J. O'Rourke Recreation and Sports
True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
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-- Abraham Lincoln "See - one side of my face is gentle and kind, incapable of anything but love of my fellow man. The other side, the other profile, is cruel and predatory and evil, incapable of anything but lusts and "The perception of beauty is a moral test." (Henry David Thoreau) Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
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-- General Omar Bradley Parents often talk about the younger generations as if they didn't have anything to do with it. Recreation and Sports
If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee Power corrupts. Absolute power is kind of neat.
-- John Lehman, Secretary of the Navy, 1981-1987 Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 "Guard with jealous attention the public liberty. Suspect every one who approaches that jewel. Unfortunately, nothing will preserve it but downright force. Whenever you give up that force, you are ine Recreation and Sports Sir Francis Drake circumsized the world with a 100-foot clipper.
-- Unknown history student Sir, I would rather be right than be President.
-- Henry Clay, Speech, 1850, referring to the Compromise Measure "Nothing is permanent but change." (Heraclitus) Recreation and Sports
Discovery consists of looking at the same thing as everyone else does and thinking something
different.
-- Albert Szent-Gyorgyi, 1937 Nobel Prize in Physiology and Medicine The test of a first-rate intelligence is the ability to hold two opposed ideas in the mind at the same
time, and still retain the ability to function.
-- F. Scott Fitzgerald "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter Be willing to make decisions. That's the most important quality in a good leader. Don't fall victim
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-- Gen. George Recreation and Sports Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
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-- G. M. Trevelyan A witty saying proves nothing.
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Doctors are the same as lawyers; the only difference is that lawyers merely rob you, whereas
doctors rob you and kill you too.
-- Anton Chekhov I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx When you are right, you cannot be too radical; When you are wrong, you cannot be too
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-- Martin Luther King, Jr. I believe in getting into hot water; it keeps you clean.
-- G. K. Chesterton Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Recreation and Sports When you don't know that you don't know, it's a lot different than when you do know that you
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-- Bill Parcels, New Engla Marriage is not a ritual or an end. It is a long, intricate, intimate dance together and nothing
matters more than your own sense of balance and your choice of partner.
-- Amy Bloom Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Recreation and Sports
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley If you are all wrapped up in yourself, you are overdressed
-- Kate Halverson Change before you have to.
-- Jack Welch Democracy is a process by which the people are free to choose the man who will get the blame.
-- Laurence J. Peter In the blithe days of honeymoon,
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I lov'd her late, I lov'd her soon,
And call'd her dearest kitten.
But now my kitten's grown a cat,
And cross like other wives.
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-- Eddie Rickenbacker We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle Early to rise and early to bed.
Makes a male healthy, wealthy and dead.
-- James Thurber Recreation and Sports
Politics have no relation to morals.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli Never tell. Not if you love your wife... In fact, if your old lady walks in on you, deny it. Yeah. Just
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-- George de Benneville There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
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-- Tom Robbins blah "Some of the worlds greatest feats were accomplished by people not smart enough to know they were impossible. unattributed" (Anonymous) Recreation and Sports Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
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-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan By all means marry. If you get a good wife, you'll be happy. If you get a bad one, you'll become a philosopher. -- Socrates Recreation and Sports
The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson "I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Nothing has really happened until it has been recorded.
-- Virginia Woolf If all men were brothers, would you let one marry your sister? Recreation and Sports The surest way to make a monkey of a man is to quote him.
-- Robert Benchley However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan The best reason I can think of for not running for President of the United States is that you have
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-- Adlai Stevenson Recreation and Sports
"Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Who the hell wants to hear actors talk?
- H. M. Warner, founder of Warner Brothers, in 1927 Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they
are not here to worship what is known, but to question it.
-- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man I have never taken any exercise except sleeping and resting.
-- Mark Twain Recreation and Sports Is life so dear, or peace so sweet, as to be purchased at the price of chains or slavery? Forbid it,
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- Henry David Thoreau Recreation and Sports
To keep your marriage brimming, with love in the wedding cup, whenever you're wrong, admit it;
whenever you're right, shut up.
-- Ogden Nash Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire You can complain because roses have thorns, or you can rejoice because thorns have roses.
-- Ziggy, character in comic strip by Tom Wilson I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
typewriters.
- Frank Lloyd Wright Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
-- Shane Leslie Recreation and Sports He believes that marriage and a career don't mix. So after the wedding he plans to quit his job.
-- Anonymous If you would thoroughly know anything, teach it to others.
-- Tryon Edwards The one serious conviction that a man should have is that nothing is to be taken too seriously.
-- Nicholas Murray Butler Recreation and Sports
"If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Blessed is the man, who having nothing to say, abstains from giving wordy evidence of the fact.
- George Eliot I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and
read a book.
-- Groucho Marx "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Recreation and Sports I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen A leader in the Democratic Party is a boss, in the Republican Party he is a leader.
Harry S. Truman You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories.
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