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You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern "There is nothing more fearful than ignorance in action." (Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, 1749-1832, Criticisms, Reflections and Maxims) "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Wagner's music is better than it sounds.
- Mark Twain Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning
there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have
people all Computers and Internet I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx No man is good enough to govern another man without that other's consent.
-- Abraham Lincoln I heard someone tried the monkeys-on-typewriters bit trying for the plays of W. Shakespeare, but
all they got was the collected works of Francis Bacon.
- Bill Hirst Computers and Internet
How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Mistress: Something between a mister and a mattress.
-- Anonymous I like two kinds of men: domestic and foreign.
-- Mae West "A man of genius makes no mistakes; his errors are volitional and are the portals of discovery." (James Joyce) "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Computers and Internet "Nothing has been purchased more dearly than the little bit of reason and sense of freedom which now constitutes our pride." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) They were doing a full back shot of me in a swimsuit and I thought, Oh my God, I have to be so
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-- Cindy Crawford, supermodel "Men act and women appear. Men look at women. Women watch themselves being looked at." (John Berger) Computers and Internet
Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume The gods too are fond of a joke.
- Aristotle I admire the serene assurance of those who have religious faith. It is wonderful to observe the
calm confidence of a Christian with four aces.
-- Mark Twain Let go of your attachment to being right, and suddenly your mind is more open. You're able to
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-- Ralph Mars Computers and Internet Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken "Life is measured by the rapidity of change, the succession of influences that modify the being." (George Eliot) Computers and Internet
Who controls the past controls the future. Who controls the present controls the past.
-- George Orwell He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Ne'er take a wife till thou hast a house (and a fire) to put her in.
-- Benjamin Franklin blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) When marriage is outlawed, only outlaws will have inlaws. Computers and Internet The two most common elements in the universe are hydrogen and stupidity. But not in that order.
-- Brian Pickrell There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet Computers and Internet
To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company.
Andre Gide "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Author: A fool, who, not content with having bored those who have lived with him, insists on
tormenting the generations to come.
-- Montesquieu Computers and Internet We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) Computers and Internet
Blessed are the young for they shall inherit the national debt.
-- Herbert Hoover Now is the time for all good men to come to.
-- Walt Kelly "If you do not know where you are going, any road will take you there." (Sterling Holloway, voice of Chesire Cat, Alice in Wonderland) It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Computers and Internet I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Computers and Internet
The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or
theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise.
-- George Santayana Nuns: Women who marry God. If they divorce Him, do they get half the universe? Working mothers are guinea pigs in a scientific experiment to show that sleep is not necessary to human life. I have an existential map; it has 'you are here' written all over it.
- Steven Wright No race can prosper till it learns that there is as much dignity in tilling a field as in writing a poem.
-- Booker T. Washington Computers and Internet "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) If a thing is worth doing at all, it is worth doing badly.
-- Gustav Holst, on amateur music-making "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Computers and Internet
They're almost inseparable. Sometimes it takes ten people to separate them.
-- Anonymous blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) When one is trying to do something beyond his known powers it is useless to seek the approval
of friends. Friends are at their best in moments of defeat.
-- Henry Miller We are not retreating - we are advancing in another Direction.
- General Douglas MacArthur I do not have much patience with a thing of beauty that must be explained to be understood. If it
does need additional interpretation by someone other than the creator, then I question whether it
ha Computers and Internet When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow The charm of history and its enigmatic lesson consist in the fact that, from age to age, nothing
changes and yet everything is completely different.
-- Aldous Huxley Although the course may change sometimes, rivers always reach the sea.
-- Led Zeppelin, Ten Years Gone Computers and Internet
My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce We all agree that your theory is crazy, but is it crazy enough?
- Niels Bohr Under certain circumstances, profanity provides a relief denied even to prayer.
-- Mark Twain >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) Computers and Internet In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
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Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. "To live is to dream and to die is to awaken." (Anonymous) There are three kinds of death in this world. There's heart death, there's brain death, and there's
being off the network.
-- Guy Almes A patriot must always be ready to defend his country against his government.
-- Edward Abbey Computers and Internet If it weren't for marriage, men and women would have to fight with total strangers.
-- Anonymous A team effort is a lot of people doing what I say.
-- Michael Winner Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Computers and Internet
"Against stupidity the very gods themselves contend in vain." (Johann Christian Friedrich von Schiller, 1759-1805, The Maid of Orleans. Act iii. Sc. 6.) The only thing you will ever be able to say in the so-called 'social' sciences is: "some do, some
don't."
-- Ernest Rutherford Life can only be understood backwards, but it must be lived forwards.
-- Soren Kierkegaard Give the people not hell, but hope and courage.
-- John Murray Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos Computers and Internet It is better to be hated for what you are than to be loved for what you are not.
-- Andre Gide Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore Computers and Internet
