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For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne Dear Mrs, Mr, Miss, or Mr and Mrs Daneeka: Words cannot express the deep personal grief I experienced when your husband, son, father or brother was killed, wounded, or reported missing in action. -- C "For better or for worse, our company (The News Corporation Ltd.) is a reflection of my thinking, my character, my values." (Keith Rupert Murdoch, media mogul, 1931-) "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House Accommodation Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi "If I could drop dead right now, I'd be the happiest man alive." (Samuel Goldwyn) Honor lies in honest toil.
-- Grover Cleveland Accommodation
A teacher is one who makes himself progressively unnecessary.
-- Thomas Carruthers The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One
looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our
human Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Accommodation "You can get help from teachers, but you are going to have to learn a lot by yourself, sitting alone in a room." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991, On becoming a writer, NY Times 21 I don't know which is more discouraging, literature or chickens.
-- E. B. White The coziness between church and state is good for the state and bad for the church.
-- G. K. Chesterton Accommodation
Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 Don't be so humble - you are not that great.
- Golda Meir (1898-1978) to a visiting diplomat If God did not exist, it would be necessary to invent him.
-- Voltaire History is more or less bunk.
-- Henry Ford Accommodation "I'll endorse with my name any of the following; clothing AC-DC, cigarettes, small tapes, sound equipment, ROCK N' ROLL RECORDS, anything, film, and film equipment, Food, Helium, Whips, MONEY!!" (And Always talk to your wife while you're making love... if there's a phone handy. I think we are drawn to dogs because they are the uninhibited creatures we might be if we weren't
certain we knew better.
-- George Bird Evans Accommodation
"The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner If it weren't for electricity we'd all be watching television by candlelight.
-- George Gobel I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed When I am working on a problem I never think about beauty. I only think about how to solve the
problem. But when I have finished, if the solution is not beautiful, I know it is wrong.
-- Buckminster Accommodation "Better is the enemy of good." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good
results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack.
-- Laundry instructions on a shirt Accommodation
Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone We always believe our first love is our last, and our last love our first.
-- Anonymous I don't want to achieve immortality through my work... I want to achieve it by not dying!
-- Woody Allen And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning "I praise loudly. I blame softly." (Catherine the Great) Accommodation Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace.
-- Amelia Earhart He has all the virtues I dislike and none of the vices I admire.
- Sir Winston Churchill My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Accommodation
The most exciting attractions are between two opposites that never meet.
-- Andy Warhol The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin "I have realized that the past and future are real illusions, that they exist in the present, which is what there is and all there is." (Alan Watts) My darling wife was always glum. I drowned her in a cask of rum, And so made sure that she would stay, In better spirits night and day. Accommodation In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th I worship the quicksand he walks in.
- Art Buchwald Black holes are where God divided by zero.
- Steven Wright Accommodation
Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers It is not necessary to understand things in order to argue about them.
-- Pierre Augustin de Beaumarchais "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) I'm not indecisive. Am I indecisive?
-- Jim Scheibel, mayor, St. Paul MN Accommodation "It is awfully easy to be hard-boiled about everything in the daytime, but at night it is another thing." (Ernest Hemingway, The Sun Also Rises) I am ready to meet my Maker. Whether my Maker is prepared for the great ordeal of meeting me
is another matter.
- Sir Winston Churchill "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Accommodation
What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde When Baby's cries grew hard to bear I popped him in the Frigidaire. I never would have done so if
I'd known that he'd be frozen stiff. My wife said, "George, I'm so unhappy! Our darling's now
comple You can't learn too soon that the most useful thing about a principle is that it can always be
sacrificed to expediency.
-- W. Somerset Maugham As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Accommodation The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Accommodation
It is a known fact that men are practical, hardheaded realists, in contrast to women, who are
romantic dreamers and actually believe that estrogenic skin cream must do something or they
couldn't cha Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) "I know we're not saints or virgins or lunatics; we know all the lust and lavatory jokes, and most of the dirty people; we can catch buses and count our change and cross the roads and talk real senten blah "The length of this document defends it well against the risk of its being read." (Sir Winston Churchill, 1874-1965) Accommodation If I have not seen as far as others, it is because giants were standing on my shoulders.
-- Hal Abelson Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
taste in men!
-- Wedding Toast "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Accommodation
In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is
simply one of those things which happen from time to time.
-- Edward P. Tryon There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Who, being loved, is poor?
-- Oscar Wilde Not everything that is faced can be changed, but nothing can be changed until it is faced.
-- James Baldwin Accommodation Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
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The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I
have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time.
-- George Bernard Shaw I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer May you live happily ever after with a poor, ugly, shrewish wife. blah blah blah blah blah "This is the way the world ends: not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot) _end]
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"Hello Kitty is an icon that doesn't stand for a All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story Accommodation "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "The trouble with the world is that the stupid are cocksure and the intelligent are full of doubt." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale Accommodation
