Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken When the going gets weird, the weird turn pro.
-- Hunter S. Thompson If you can't sleep, then get up and do something instead of lying there and worrying. It's the worry
that gets you, not the loss of sleep.
-- Dale Carnegie The mind has exactly the same power as the hands: not merely to grasp the world, but to change
it.
-- Colin Wilson Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson Poyntzpass Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Poyntzpass
If I tell a lie it's only because I think I'm telling the truth.
-- Phil Gaglardi, Minister of Highways, British Columbia, Canada What a difference there is between what we say and what we think.
-- Racine "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t "Great work is done by people who are not afraid to be great." (Fernando Flores) "The best thing about the future is that it comes one day at a time." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Poyntzpass "We the people are the rightful masters of both Congress and the courts, not to overthrow the Constitution but to overthrow the men who pervert the Constitution." (Abraham Lincoln, 1809-65) Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
- Karl Wallenda Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde Poyntzpass
Conceit causes more conversation than wit.
-- LaRouchefoucauld Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
added to the armamentarium of political inquiry. Anyone who cannot negotiate Chi squares,
assess randomi Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde I've always thought that underpopulated countries in Africa are vastly underpolluted.
-- Lawrence Summers, chief economist of the World Bank, explaining why we should export toxic
wastes to Third Wo Silence is argument carried out by other means.
- ErnestoCheGuevara Poyntzpass When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill "Education must have an end in view, for it is not an end in itself." (Sybil Marshall) I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer Poyntzpass
Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for
appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George bernard Shaw "I fear we are not getting rid of God because we still believe in grammar." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) The nourishment is palatable.
-- Millard Fillmore, dying words I have come to the conclusion never again to think of marrying, and for this reason, I can never
be satisfied with anyone who would be blockhead enough to have me.
-- Abraham Lincoln, in a letter to Never be possessive. If a female friend lets on that she is going out with another man, be kind
and understanding. If she says she would like to go out with the Dallas Cowboys, including the
coachin Poyntzpass "The evil that men do lives after them; The good is oft interred with their bones." (William Shakespeare, Julius Cæsar. Act iii. Sc. 2.) You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb "If I work toward an end, meantime I am confined to a process. The rainbow is more beautiful than the pot at the end of it, because the rainbow is now. And the pot never turns out to be quite what I e Poyntzpass
"The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) If God does not exist, then everything is permitted.
-- Fyodor Dostoevsky, The Devils Ask her to wait a moment - I am almost done.
-- Carl Friedrich Gauss, when informed that his wife was dying If a man is talking in the forest, and there is no woman there to hear him, is he still wrong?
-- Jenny Weber "Unless someone like you cares a whole awful lot, nothing is going to get better. It's not." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Poyntzpass Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" I don't know if God exists, but it would be better for His reputation if He didn't.
-- Jules Renard Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Poyntzpass
Give me a museum and I'll fill it.
-- Pablo Picasso What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All A life spent in making mistakes is not only more honorable but more useful than a life spent doing
nothing.
-- George Benard Shaw True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Poyntzpass Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous To be able to say how much love, is love but little.
-- Petrarch Humor is the first of the gifts to perish in a foreign tongue.
-- Virginia Woolf Poyntzpass
"Vegiburgers are wrong." (Mike Kaup) Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and He is no fool who gives what he cannot keep to gain what he cannot lose
-- Jim Elliott Poyntzpass Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton The imaginary friends I had as a kid dropped me because their friends thought I didn't exist.
-- Aaron Machado As for the virtuous poor, one can pity them, of course, but one cannot possibly admire them.
-- Oscar Wilde Poyntzpass
"In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Disbelief in magic can force a poor soul into believing in government and business.
-- Tom Robbins Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Everybody can be great... because anybody can serve. You don't have to have a college degree
to serve. You don't have to make your subject and verb agree to serve. you only need a heart full
of grac Poyntzpass A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Poyntzpass
"Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Laugh and the world laughs with you. Snore and you sleep alone.
-- Anthony Burgess I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.
- e e cummings "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Poyntzpass To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its
prime function of looking forward.
-- Margaret Fairless Barber I have been attacked by Rush Limbaugh on the air, an experience somewhat akin to being
gummed by a newt. It doesn't actually hurt, but it leaves you with slimy stuff on your ankle.
-- Molly Ivins It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Poyntzpass
In this world of sin and sorrow there is always something to be thankful for; as for me, I rejoice
that I am not a Republican.
-- H. L. Mencken Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as
possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Poyntzpass Vote early and vote often.
- Al Capone I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins Poyntzpass
Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Minds are like parachutes - they only function when open.
-- Thomas Dewar "It is the nature of a man as he grows older, a small bridge in time, to protest against change, particularly change for the better." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) Learning is what most adults will do for a living in the 21st century.
- Lewis Perelman "The one charm about marriage is that it makes a life of deception absolutely necessary for both parties." (Oscar Wilde) Poyntzpass God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "Think where mans glory most begins and ends, and say my glory was I had such friends." (William Butler Yeats) He that always gives way to others will end in having no principles of his own.
-- Aesop Poyntzpass
