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Around Noon Sandwiches - Business to business supplier of pre-packed sandwiches and snacks. Features company profile, contact details, and humorous review of history.
The Health Centre - General practice with opening hours, surgery times, practice area map, contacts and patient information.
Keenmac Pubs - Supply and construction of garden pubs. Includes product range and specifications, company profile and contacts.
Rathfriland Sons of William Flute Band - Includes parade calendar and reports, plus photos and contacts.
Eclectic Synergy - Providing nightclub entertainment, DJs, celebrities, promotions, marketing, consultancy and merchandising. Includes company profile, portfolio and contacts.
Rathfriland Motor Club - Includes news, history, events and photos.
Pride of the Hill Flute Band - Includes history, parade listings and reports, photos and contacts.
Yoga Therapy and Training Centre - Provides information about tutors, courses and events, plus news and contacts.
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The principle of give and take is the principle of diplomacy - give one and take ten. -- Mark Twain Sex is like bridge: If you don't have a good partner, you better have a good hand. -- Charles Pierce Rathfriland Love is an ocean of emotions entirely surrounded by expenses. -- Lord Dewar The louder he talked of his honour, the faster we counted our spoons. -- Emerson, Ralph Waldo You are educated when you have the ability to listen to almost anything without losing your temper or self-confidence. -- Robert Frost May you be too good for the world and not good enough for your wife. "The feminists used to say that chivalry and ladyhood were ways of keeping women down and preventing them from standing toe to toe with the guys. Now you've got a lot of women saying that if a guy is Rathfriland Few things are harder to put up with than a good example. - Mark Twain There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem. -- George Bernard Shaw When you're experimenting you have to try so many things before you choose what you want, and you may go days getting nothing but exhaustion. -- Fred Astaire Rathfriland Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare. -- Joan Collins The great man fights the elements in his time that hinder his own greatness, in other words his own freedom and sincerity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s "Nietzsche was stupid and abnormal." 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Between the ages of 12 and 17, for example, a parent ages as much as 20 years. -- Anonymous Rathfriland In a novel, the hero can lay ten girls and marry a virgin for the finish. In a movie, that is not allowed. The villain can lay anybody he wants, have as much fun and as he wants cheating, stealing, To look backward for a while is to refresh the eye, to restore it, and to render it more fit for its prime function of looking forward. -- Margaret Fairless Barber Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead. -- Saint John Chrysostom Rathfriland The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow, that I shall say good night till it be morrow. -- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 "Things do not change, we change." 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