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I drink no more than a sponge.
-- Francis Rabelais, Works. Book i. Chap. v. Conversation, fastidious Goddess, loves blood better than brick, and feasts most subtly on the
human will.
-- Virginia Woolf, Mrs. Dalloway We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
help us through the neverending attempt to understand ourselves. And in the end, someone to
comfort us along Love is a gross exaggeration of the difference between one person and everybody else.
-- George Bernard Shaw A dollar saved is a quarter earned.
-- John Ciardi Accommodation When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Marriage is like a hot bath. Once you get used to it, it's not so hot.
-- Anonymous Accommodation
Not only is there no God, but try finding a plumber on Sunday.
-- Woody Allen We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung I respect faith, but doubt is what gives you an education.
-- Wilson Mizner I shall return.
-- General Douglas MacArthur Accommodation Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos The advice your son rejected is now being given by him to your grandson. Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future.
-- Paul Boese Accommodation
Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous It takes a great deal of history to produce a little literature.
-- Henry James We didn't send you to Washington to make intelligent decisions. We sent you to represent us.
-- Kent York, Baptist minister to US Rep. Bill Sarpalius Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Accommodation "As is our confidence, so is our capacity." (William Hazlitt) People demand freedom of speech to make up for the freedom of thought which they avoid.
- Soren Aabye Kierkegaard A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Accommodation
The last good thing written in C++ was the Pachelbel Canon.
-- Jerry Olson Women see better than men. Men see lazily, if they do not expect to act. Women see quite
without any wish to act.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Accommodation Is fuel efficiency really what we need most desperately? I say what we really need is a car that
can be shot when it breaks down.
-- Russell Baker Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of
the time.
-- E. B. White "How can we know the dancer from the dance?" (William Butler Yeats) Accommodation
There are some experiences in life which should not be demanded twice from any man, and one
of them is listening to the Brahms Requiem.
-- George Bernard Shaw "The depth and strength of a human character are defined by its moral reserves. People reveal themselves completely only when they are thrown out of the customary conditions of their life, for only th Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb Marriage is like a violin. After the music is over, you still have the strings.
-- Anonymous Accommodation What luck for the rulers that men do not think.
-- Adolf Hitler "If you want to make enemies, try to change something." (Woodrow Wilson, 28th US president, 1856-1924) We have to keep trying things we're not sure we can pull off. If we just do the things we know we
can do... you don't grow as much. You gotta take those chances on making those big mistakes.
-- Cybi Accommodation
Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles "The only things worth learning are the things you learn after you know it all." (Harry S. Truman) If everybody is thinking alike, then somebody isn't thinking.
-- George S. Patton, Jr. Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara The Bible contains six admonishments to homosexuals and 362 admonishments to
heterosexuals. That doesn't mean that God doesn't love heterosexuals. It's just that they need
more supervision.
-- Lynn Accommodation The significant problems we face cannot be solved at the same level of thinking we were at when
we created them.
- Albert Einstein The one thing that doesn't abide by majority rule is a person's conscience.
-- Harper Lee blah "If we did all the things we are capable of, we would literally astound ourselves." (Thomas Alva Edison) Accommodation
I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere "Being born is like being kidnapped. And then sold into slavery." (Andy Warhol) Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able
to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w "Self-confidence is the first requisite for achieving great things." (Samuel Johnson) What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crow Accommodation I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.... This is an ex-parrot.
-- John Cleese, Monty Python, British comedy television show The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people.
-- Lucille S. Harper Of the seven dwarves, only Dopey had a shaven face. This should tell us something about the
custom of shaving.
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Accommodation
"A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde "Think off-center." (George Carlin) Books had instant replay long before televised sports.
-- Bern Williams To correct a natural indifference I was placed half-way between misery and the sun. Misery kept
me from believing that all was well under the sun, and the sun taught me that history wasn't
everythin Accommodation Love is a fire. But whether it is going to warm your hearth or burn down your house, you can
never tell.
-- Joan Crawford "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Accommodation
The only weapon that becomes sharper with constant use is the tongue.
-- Anonymous "A man is only as faithful as his opportunity." (Chris Rock) Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom Our own heart, and not other men's opinions form our true honor.
-- Coleridge, Samuel Taylor LOVE, n. A temporary insanity curable by marriage or by removal of the patient from the
influences under which he incurred the disorder... It is sometimes fatal, but more frequently to the
physician Accommodation Great ability develops and reveals itself increasingly with every new assignment. Baltasar
Gracian The Holocaust was an obscene period in our nation's history...this century's history.... We all lived
in this century. I didn't live in this century.
-- Dan Quayle, then Indiana senator and Republic Education is an admirable thing, but nothing that is worth knowing can be taught.
-- Oscar Wilde Accommodation
"Things do not change, we change." (Henry David Thoreau) Many a man owes his success to his first wife and his second wife to his success.
-- Jim Backus Human history becomes more and more a race between education and catastrophe.
- H. G. Wells It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West If other people are going to talk, conversation becomes impossible.
-- James McNeill Whistler Accommodation I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker You've no idea of what a poor opinion I have of myself, and how little I deserve it.
-- W.S. Gilbert Accommodation
How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken "Death is always and under all circumstances a tragedy, for if it is not, then it means that life itself has become one." (Theodore Roosevelt) I think every woman is entitled to a middle husband she can forget.
-- Adela Rogers St. John Christianity has not been tried and found wanting; it has been found difficult and not tried.
-- G. K. Chesterton Accommodation "God is dead: but considering the state Man is in, there will perhaps be caves, for ages yet, in which his shadow will be shown." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, The Joyful Wisdom) To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume Bigamy is having one wife too many. Monogamy is the same.
-- Oscar Wilde Accommodation
