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The great tragedy of science, the slaying of a beautiful theory by an ugly fact.
-- Thomas Henry Huxley "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law Knowledge is the intellectual manipulation of carefully verified observations.
-- Sigmund Freud Fermanagh Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of their dreams.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt "In times of change learners inherit the earth; while the learned find themselves beautifully equipped to deal with a world that no longer exists." (Eric Hoffer) Fermanagh
I'll sleep when I'm dead.
- Warren Zevon Considering the flames and intolerance, shouldn't USENET be spelled ABUSENET?
-- Michael Meissner Soul meets soul on lovers lips.
-- Percy Bysshe Shelley To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
percent of the people.
-- Gore Vidal Fermanagh Any sufficiently advanced bureaucracy is indistinguishable from molasses.
-- Anon. We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca One cardinal rule of marriage should never be forgotten: "Give little, give seldom, and above all,
give grudgingly." Otherwise, what could have been a proper marriage could become an orgy of
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"May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Assassins!
-- Arturo Toscanini, to his orchestra I guess the only way to stop divorce is to stop marriage.
-- Will Rogers Being on the tightrope is living; everything else is waiting.
-- Karl Wallenda Fermanagh There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Problems worthy of attack prove their worth by fighting back.
- Paul Erdos The only one of your children who does not grow up and move away is your husband. Fermanagh
Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Many a man that could rule a hundherd millyon sthrangers with an ir'n hand is careful to take off
his shoes in the front hallway whin he comes home late at night.
-- Finley Peter Dunne, Mr. Dooley O Man's mind stretched to a new idea never goes back to its original dimensions.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes My Alma mater was books, a good library . . . . I could spend the rest of my life reading, just
satisfying my curiosity.
--Malcolm X Fermanagh Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Nothing is wrong with California that a rise in the ocean level wouldn't cure.
- Ross MacDonald Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Fermanagh
If a man does his best, what else is there?
- General George S. Patton "All women love the men they fear. All women kiss the hand that rules them." (Lionel Atwill) In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams "Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former." (Albert Einstein) I cannot teach anybody anything, I can only make them think.
-- Socrates Fermanagh The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted
in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism.
-- Heidi Hartmann, The Unha The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford Obstacles are those frightful things you see when you take your eyes off your goal.
- Henry Ford Fermanagh
"Truth lies not only in a dream, but in many dreams." (Pier Paolo Pasolini, Italian poet, novelist and filmmaker) "Man looks in the abyss, there's nothing staring back at him. At that moment, man finds his character. And that is what keeps him out of the abyss." (Hal Holbrook, Wallstreet) I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 "Courage is doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared." (Eddie Rickenbacker) We trained hard - but it seemed that every time we were beginning to form up into teams we were
reorganized. I was to learn later in life that we tend to meet any new situation by reorganizing,
and Fermanagh "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) "It ends not with a bang, but a whimper." (Thomas Stearns Eliot, aka T. S. Eliot, The Hollow Man) "What sculpture is to a block of marble, education is to a human soul." (Joseph Addison) Fermanagh
The whole problem can be stated quite simply by asking, "Is there a meaning to music?" My
answer would be, "Yes." And "Can you state in so many words what the meaning is?" My answer
to that would be You must first have a lot of patience to learn to have patience.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) Patriotism is the last refuge of the scoundrel.
-- Samuel Johnson Fermanagh "Someday there will be girls and women whose name will no longer mean the mere opposite of the male, but something in itself, something that makes one think not of any compliment and limit, but only o Criticism is prejudice made plausible.
-- H. L. Mencken "I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower."
"Oh yeah, well I'm so insane, I voted for Eisenhower TWICE!"
-- Ken Kesey from "One Flew Over the Cuckoo's Nest" Fermanagh
blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) blah "A subject for a great poet would be God's boredom after the seventh day of creation." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I don't know anything about music. In my line you don't have to.
-- Elvis Presley Man is a rational animal who always loses his temper when he is called upon to act in
accordance with the dictates of reason.
-- Oscar Wilde Life isn't about finding yourself. Life is about creating yourself.
-- George Bernard Shaw Fermanagh "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk The innkeeper loves the drunkard, but not for a son-in-law.
-- Yiddish Proverb Did you ever notice when you blow in a dog's face he gets mad at you? But when you take him in
a car he sticks his head out the window.
-- Steve Bluestone Fermanagh
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard "Children today are tyrants. They contradict their parents, gobble their food, and tyrannize their teachers." (Socrates) An archaeologist is the best husband a woman can have; the older she gets, the more interested he is in her. -- Agatha Christie Viewed from the summit of reason, all life looks like a malignant disease and the world like a
madhouse.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "I hear, I know. I see, I remember. I do, I understand." (Confucius, 551 BC-479) Fermanagh And life is what we make it. Always has been, always will be.
-- Grandma Moses "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Fermanagh
The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Choose the life that is most useful, and habit will make it the most agreeable.
-- Francis Bacon If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf "The only thing we have to fear is fear itself." (Franklin Delano Roosevelt, 1882 - 1945, 32nd U.S. President) Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Fermanagh I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers.
-- Gandhi The great advantage of being in a rut is that when one is in a rut, one knows exactly where one
is.
-- Arnold Bennett I have found the paradox that if I love until it hurts, then there is no hurt, but only more love.
-- Mother Teresa Fermanagh
"Have you ever fed your pocket and starved your soul?" (Ivana Santilli, Too Deep) A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and All science is concerned with the relationship of cause and effect. Each scientific discovery
increases man's ability to predict the consequences of his actions and thus his ability to control
futur Once a boy becomes a man, he's a man all his life, but a woman is only sexy until she becomes
your wife.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show I owe the government $3400 in taxes. So I sent them two hammers and a toilet seat.
-- Michael McShane Fermanagh May you learn to perform miracles: earn a living and marry off your daughters. "As long as people will accept crap, it will be financially profitable to dispense it." (Dick Cavett) I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Fermanagh
