Blaney Caravan Park - Includes details of the facilities and local activities with photographs and contact information.
Innish Beg Cottages - Details, pictures, contact information and rates for these self catering cottages on the shore of Upper Lough Erne, along with information on local golfing, fishing, boating and walking.
Tully Bay Holiday Homes - Details of the 3-bedroom holiday homes situated alongside a Marina on the western shores of Lower Lough Erne, and information on cruiser hire. Includes online booking.
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin My religion consists of a humble admiration of the unlimitable superior who reveals Himself in the
slight details we are able to perceive with our frail and feeble minds. That deeply emotional
convi If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty "Any existence deprived of freedom is a kind of death." (General Michel Aoun) If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Blaney blah "Ability wins us the esteem of the true men; luck that of the people." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) For I am a bear of very little brain and long words bother me.
-- Winnie the Pooh, character from author A. A. Milne "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) Blaney
"Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) "A critic is a man who knows the way but can't drive the car." (Kenneth Tynan) There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Most turkeys taste better the day after; my mother's tasted better the day before.
-- Rita Rudner Blaney "Dream as if you'll live forever; live as if you'll die tomorrow." (James Dean) Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson "Conscience and cowardice are really the same things. Conscience is the trade-name of the firm. That is all." (Oscar Wilde) Blaney
A good marriage would be between a blind wife and a deaf husband.
-- Michel de Montaigne ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Once all struggle is grasped, miracles are possible.
-- Mao Tse-tung Musical people always want one to be perfectly dumb at the very moment when one is longing to
be perfectly deaf.
-- Oscar Wilde He who knows nothing, knows nothing. But he who knows he knows nothing knows something. And he who knows someone whose friend's wife's brother knows nothing, he knows something. Or something like that Blaney Patriotism is your conviction that this country is superior to all others because you were born in it.
-- George Bernard Shaw A narcissist is someone better-looking than you are.
-- Gore Vidal In three words I can sum up everything I've learned about life: It goes on.
-- Robert Frost Blaney
We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford My initial response was to sue her for defamation of character, but then I realized that I had no
character.
-- Charles Barkley, on hearing Tonya Harding proclaim herself "the Charles Barkley of fig "One of the good things about low self-esteem is never having rain hit you in the face." (John A. Simone Jr.) I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Blaney These people have served a longer sentence than some people who have committed murder.
-- Jeff Greenfield, news analyst, describing the jury in the OJ Simpson murder trial, 1995 Conservatives are not necessarily stupid, but most stupid people are conservatives.
-- John Stuart Mill "Are you bored with life? Then throw yourself into some work you believe in with all your heart, live for it, die for it, and you will find happiness that you had thought could never be yours." (Dale Blaney
"I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' They gave me a book of checks. They didn't ask for any deposits.
-- Joe Early, Congressman (D-Mass), at a press conference to answer questions about the
House Bank scandal Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz How could they tell?
-- Dorothy Parker, upon hearing that President Coolidge had died Before you put on a frown, make absolutely sure there are no smiles available.
-- Jim Beggs Blaney We have only one person to blame, and that's each other.
-- Barry Beck, New York Ranger, on who started a fight furing a hockey game Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
definition, is unassailable.
-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
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I never think of the future - it comes soon enough.
-- Albert Einstein Washing one's hands of the conflict between the powerful and the powerless means to side with
the powerful, not to be neutral.
-- Paulo Freire "People have to talk about something just to keep their voice boxes in working order so they'll have good voice boxes in case there's ever anything really meaningful to say." (Kurt Vonnegut) When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't
have done.
-- Malcolm Forbes Three o'clock is always too late or too early for anything you want to do.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Blaney "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich If Satan ever loses his hair, there'll be hell toupee.
-- Anonymous Blaney
Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec I regret that I have but one life to give for my country.
-- Nathan Hale "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Blaney "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
-- Heywood Brown Everyone believes very easily whatever they fear or desire.
-- Jean de La Fontaine Blaney
The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it.
-- Lou Holtz Mary had a little lamb and the doctor fainted.
-- Anonymous There are two major products that come out of Berkeley: LSD and UNIX. We don't believe this to
be a coincidence.
-- Jeremy S. Anderson I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Men. You can't live with them. You don't have to.
-- Seen on a t-shirt Blaney A husband is what is left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
- Helen Rowland The soul is healed by being with children.
-- Fyodor Dostoyevski There is no reason anyone would want a computer in their home.
- Ken Olson, president, chairman and founder of Digital Equipment Corp., 1977 Blaney
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein As far as the laws of mathematics refer to reality, they are not certain; and as far as they are
certain, they do not refer to reality.
-- Albert Einstein To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty.
- Sacha Guitry Blaney A successful man is one who makes more money than his wife can spend. A successful woman
is one who can find such a man.
-- Lana Turner There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
age.
-- Modern Maturity Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Blaney
Under capitalism man exploits man; under socialism the reverse is true.
-- Polish proverb Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Marriage is a mutual relationship if both parties know when to be mute. Is it better for a woman to marry a man who loves her than a man she loves.
-- Anonymous None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
lives. All the rest is death, or belongs to it.
-- Herman Melville Blaney Once you eliminate the impossible, whatever remains, no matter how improbable, must be the
truth.
- Sherlock Holmes If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
are just too many women in the world to justify that sort of dishonorable behavior. Unless she's
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Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke "I would rather be exposed to the inconveniences attending too much liberty than to those attending too small a degree of it." (Thomas Jefferson, to Archibald Stuart, 1791) Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. My wife doesn't care what I do away from home, as long as I don't enjoy it. Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Blaney I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Asking an incumbent member of Congress to vote for term limits is a bit like asking a chicken to
vote for Colonel Sanders.
-- Bob Inglis, 1995 Blaney
