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-- E. I. Smith, Captain of the Titanic A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
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-- George Bernard Shaw "Democracy is a form of government that substitutes election by the incompetent many for appointment by the corrupt few." (George Bernard Shaw) Be tolerant of the human race. Your whole family belongs to it -- and some of your spouse's
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-- Vladimir Nabokov Computers and Internet Every St. Patrick's Day every Irishman goes out to find another Irishman to make a speech to.
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- Charles de Gaulle Computers and Internet
A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) "All our best men are laughed at in this nightmare land." (Jack Keroac) Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings [You reporters] should have printed what he meant, not what he said.
-- Earl Bush, press aide to Richard Daley Computers and Internet "There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you yourself have altered." (Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom) Now is the time for all good men to come to the aid of their country.
-- Typewriting exercise Teach a parrot the terms "supply and demand" and you've got an economist.
-- Thomas Carlyle Computers and Internet
"All that we see or seem is but a dream within a dream." (Edger Allen Poe) "The first question I ask myself when something doesn't seem to be beautiful is why do I think it's not beautiful. And very shortly you discover that there is no reason." (John Cage) Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken The tragedy of life is not that man loses, but that he almost wins.
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-- Anonymous Computers and Internet Bachelor: the only man who has never told his wife a lie. Every day I get up and look through the Forbes list of the richest people in America. If I'm not
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- Robert Orben A person should never be ashamed to own that he is wrong, which is but saying in other words
that he is wiser today than he was yesterday.
-- Alexander Pope Computers and Internet
I am going to put myself to sleep now for a bit longer than usual. Call the time Eternity." (Jerzy Kosinski, Polish novelist, from his suicide note) A Code of Honor: Never approach a friend's girlfriend or wife with mischief as your goal. There
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reall "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) It's impossible to experience one's death objectively and still carry a tune.
-- Woody Allen Computers and Internet Watching the debate this afternoon it was apparent they loved term limits in the House -- as
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-- Bill Moyers A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted.
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"When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Each of us has a spark of life inside us, and our highest endeavor ought to be to set off that spark
in one another.
-- Kenny Ausubel All truth passes through three stages. First, it is ridiculed. Second, it is violently opposed. Third, it
is accepted as being self-evident.
- Arthur Schopenhauer Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings I married the first man I ever kissed. When I tell this to my children they just about throw up.
-- Barbara Bush, first lady, 1989 Computers and Internet An expert is a person who has made all the mistakes that can be made in a very narrow field.
-- Niels Bohr Each religion, by the help of more or less myth which it takes more or less seriously, proposes
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-- George Our elections are free - it's in the results where eventually we pay.
-- Bill Stern Computers and Internet
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
-- Robert Frost It was very good of God to let Carlyle and Mrs Carlyle marry one another and so make only two people miserable instead of four, besides being very amusing. The great thing in this world is not so much where we stand as in what direction we are going.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
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--John Simon In the early sixties, we were strong, we were virulent...
-- John Connally, Secretary of Treasury under Richard Nixon, in an early 70s speech, as reported
in a contemporary "American Scholar" Computers and Internet "He who asks is a fool for five minutes, but he who does not ask remains a fool forever." (Chinese Proverb) Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith May you never leave your marriage alive. Computers and Internet
The church is the great lost and found department.
-- Robert Short Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Someone once asked me why women don't gamble as much as men do and I gave the
commonsensical reply that we don't have as much money. That was a true but incomplete
answer. In fact, women's total ins Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein He who hesitates is a damned fool.
- Mae West Computers and Internet Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Life is the flower for which love is the honey.
-- Victor Hugo "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Computers and Internet
The Bible tells us to love our neighbors, and also to love our enemies; probably because
generally they are the same people.
-- G. K. Chesterton Nothing takes the taste out of peanut butter quite like unrequited love.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
what they want.
-- David Mamet I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau Computers and Internet I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song A lie gets halfway around the world before the truth has a chance to get its pants on.
- Sir Winston Churchill "Do not go gentle into that good night. Old age should burn and rave at close of day. Rage, rage against the dying of the light." (Dylan Thomas) Computers and Internet
"To live in the hearts we leave behind is not to die." (Thomas Campbell) Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her. -- Guitry Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf, Bernard, in The Waves, 1931; repr. 1943, p. 189 Computers and Internet Mistakes are the portals of discovery.
-- James Joyce "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Computers and Internet
The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Few things are harder to put up with than a good example.
- Mark Twain Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones Anyway, no drug, not even alcohol, causes the fundamental ills of society. If we're looking for the
source of our troubles, we shouldn't test people for drugs, we should test them for stupidity,
ign Computers and Internet Where there is an unknowable there is a promise.
-- Thornton Wilder Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley "It is neccessary to have wished for death in order to know how good it is to live." (Alexander Dumas) Computers and Internet
"What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) "Freedom of press is limited to those who own one." (Henry Louis Mencken) Look at life through the windshield, not the rear-view mirror.
-- Byrd Baggett If law school is so hard to get through... how come there are so many lawyers?
-- Calvin Trillin Computers and Internet Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Computers and Internet
