Ardess Craft Centre - Offer craft holidays and bed and breakfast accommodation. Providing painting, sculpture, weaving and cookery for guests and non residents.
The Walkers' Home Exchange Page - Pictures and details of the house and local attractions, as well as information about the Walker family themselves and where they have organised house-swapping holidays in the past.
Atlantic Net Solutions - Web site design and PC cleaning. Includes portfolio and contacts.
Lusty Beg - Conference centre and holiday resort that provides team building activities, corporate hospitality and entertainment services, as well as wedding packages, self-catering chalets and catered accommodation.
To realize that you do not understand is a virtue;
Not to realize that you do not understand is a defect.
--Lao-Tzu, "Tao Teh Ching" Fashion is a form of ugliness so intolerable that we have to alter it every six months.
-- Oscar Wilde Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) A man's wife has more power over him than the state has.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Kesh "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain We need a president who's fluent in at least one language.
-- Buck Henry Kesh
"Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Many persons have a wrong idea of what constitutes true happiness. It is not attained through
self-gratification but through fidelity to a worthy purpose.
-- Helen Keller "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) Examinations are formidable even to the best prepared, for the greatest fool may ask more than
the wisest man can answer.
-- Charles Caleb Colton It is amazing what you can accomplish if you do not care who gets the credit.
-- Harry Truman Kesh Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous There is a theory which states that if ever anybody discovers exactly what the Universe is for and
why it is here, it will instantly disappear and be replaced by something even more bizarre and
inex Kesh
He would make a lovely corpse.
- Charles Dickens "The greater the artist, the greater the doubt. Perfect confidence is granted to the less talented as a consolation prize." (Robert Hughes) We in the industry know that behind every successful screenwriter stands a woman. And behind
her stands his wife.
-- Groucho Marx He early on let her know who is the boss. He looked her right in the eye and clearly said, "You're
the boss."
-- Anonymous Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali Kesh I would venture to guess that Anon, who wrote so many poems without signing them, was often a
woman.
-- Virginia Woolf "Give me your tired, your poor, your huddled masses yearning to breathe free." (Emma Lazarus) "Conforming is only acceptable when you conform with a nonconformist." (John A. Simone Jr.) Kesh
Now, now my good man, this is no time for making enemies.
- Voltaire (1694-1778) on his deathbed in response to a priest asking that he renounce Satan. I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau The advantage of a classical education is that it enables you to despise the wealth which it
prevents you from achieving.
-- Russell Green Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package Kesh >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud "O' What may man within him hide, though angel on the outward side!" (William Shakespeare) Women are the only exploited group in history to have been idealized into powerlessness.
-- Erica Jong Kesh
"There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) Thank heaven. A bachelor's life is no life for a single man.
-- Samuel Goldwyn, immigrant-turned-famous-movie-producer, when told his son was getting
married Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Life is pleasant. Death is peaceful. It's the transition that's troublesome.
- Isaac Asimov I recently read that love is entirely a matter of chemistry. That must be why my wife treats me like
toxic waste.
-- David Bissonette Kesh Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words Kesh
Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
-- Joan Collins A man can't get rich if he takes proper care of his family.
-- Navaho saying I require three things in a man: He must be handsome, ruthless, and stupid.
-- Dorothy Parker You have a cough? Go home tonight, eat a whole box of Ex-Lax--tomorrow you'll be afraid to
cough.
-- Pearl Williams Some people go to priests; others to poetry; I to my friends.
-- Virginia Woolf Kesh Whenever I'm caught between two evils, I take the one I've never tried.
-- Mae West How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln It is absurd to divide people into good or bad. People are either charming or tedious.
-- Oscar Wilde Kesh
When making public policy decisions about new technologies for the Government, I think one
should ask oneself which technologies would best strengthen the hand of a police state. Then, do
not allow True thinkers are characterised by a blending of clearness and mystery.
-- Victor Hugo "He that would make his own liberty secure must guard even his enemy from oppression; for if he violates this duty he establishes a precedent that will reach to himself." (Thomas Paine) "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) No other success can compensate for failure in the home.
-- David O. McKay, Encyclopedia of Mormonism, Advice to parents at General Conference of he
LDS Church, April, 1964 Kesh "You believe that flag burning shows disrespect towards those who have fought to preserve our freedoms. Punishing protestors shows an even more profound disrespect for the ideals that these people die Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith The theory used to be you marry an older man because they are more mature. The new theory is that men don't mature. So you might as well marry a younger one. Kesh
"The want of logic annoys. Too much logic bores. Life eludes logic, and everything that logic alone constructs remains artificial and forced." (André Gide) Good breeding consists in concealing how much we think of ourselves and how little we think of
the other person.
-- Mark Twain Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. Work is the curse of the drinking class.
-- Oscar Wilde "You are rewarding a teacher poorly if you remain always a pupil." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Kesh Whatever is begun in anger ends in shame.
- Benjamin Franklin Count your age with friends but not with years.
-- Anonymous A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Kesh
Don't trust anyone over 30 who used to say "Don't trust anyone over 30."
-- Anonymous "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Marry in haste, repent in leisure.
-- Tilney Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Kesh "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Kesh
"No man means all he says, and yet very few say all they mean, for words are slippery and thought is viscous." (Henry B. Adams) We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
the little shadow which runs across the grass and loses itself in the sunset.
-- Crowf "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Kesh "The market is not an invention of capitalism. It has existed for centuries. It is an invention of civilization." (Mikhail Gorbachev, June 8, 1990) Man does not live by words alone, despite the fact that he sometimes has to eat them.
-- Adlai Stevenson "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Kesh
A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who
marries a man to reform him.
-- Elbert Hubbard "I have Social Disease. I have to go out every night. If I stay home one night I start spreading rumors to my dogs." (Andy Warhol, Andy Warhol's Exposures, 1980) Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling ... it is certain that the real function of art is to increase our self-consciousness; to make us more
aware of what we are, and therefore of what the universe in which we live really is. And since
When you're away, I'm restless, lonely
Wretched, bored, dejected; only
here's the rub, my darling dear,
I feel the same when you are here.
-- Samuel Hoffenstein Kesh We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers I think there is a world market for maybe five computers.
- Thomas Watson, Chairman of IBM, 1943 What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words Kesh
