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Ferne Foods Ltd - Food processing company with product guide and contacts.
P. Clarke and Sons - Civil engineering and building contractors with company profile and portfolio.
Share Holiday Village - Integrates both able-bodied and disabled visitors. Details of their lakeside location and amenities, such as an auditorium, workshop and leisure centre, and information on their volunteer programmes, courses and activities.
St. Ronan's Primary School - Local primary school, with information on the school, staff, activities and holidays.
The philosophy exam was a piece of cake -- which was a bit of a surprise, actually, because I
was expecting some questions on a sheet of paper.
-- Smith & Jones If you do not tell the truth about yourself you cannot tell it about other people.
-- Virginia Woolf "He who speaks of what he knows not only works hard to portray his ignorance." (Joseph Muchemi) "It is easier to forgive an enemy than to forgive a friend." (William Blake) Suicide is belated acquiescence in the opinion of one's wife's relatives. Lisnaskea Common sense and a sense of humor are the same thing, moving at different speeds. A sense of
humor is just common sense, dancing.
-- Clive James blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence.
-- H. L. Mencken Lisnaskea
Reality is nothing but a collective hunch.
-- Lily Tomlin Reason can answer questions, but imagination has to ask them.
-- Ralph N. Gerard We have drugs to make women speak, but none to keep them silent.
-- Anatole France The English country gentleman galloping after a fox--the unspeakable in full pursuit of the
uneatable.
-- Oscar Wilde Marriage: A ceremony in which rings are put on the finger of the lady and through the nose of the
gentleman.
-- Herbert Spencer Lisnaskea You can only find truth with logic if you have already found truth without it.
- Gilbert Keith Chesterton Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
love you."
-- Erich Fromm Love is an emotion that is based on an opinion of women that is impossible for those who have
had any experience with them.
-- H. L. Mencken Lisnaskea
Some of us are becoming the men we wanted to marry.
-- Gloria Steinem The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek We must respect the other fellow's religion, but only in the sense and to the extent that we
respect his theory that his wife is beautiful and his children smart.
-- H. L. Mencken Destiny is but a phrase of the weak human heart - the dark apology for every error. The strong
and virtuous admit no destiny. On earth conscience guides; in heaven God watches. And destiny
is but th "The difference between genius and stupidity is that genius has its limits." (Albert Einstein) Lisnaskea Books, like friends, should be few and well chosen.
-- Samuel Paterson "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Lisnaskea
Chance is always powerful. - Let your hook be always cast; in the pool where you least expect it,
there will be a fish.
-- Ovid Love is the delusion that one man or woman differs from another.
-- H. L. Mencken "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Tear open packet, unfold and use.
-- Directions on moist towelette package The ability to quote is a serviceable substitute for wit.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Lisnaskea I don't know as much as God, but I know more than He did at my age.
-- Henry Kissinger "Character is determined more by the lack of certain experiences than by those one has had." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I was married by a judge. I should have asked for a jury.
-- Groucho Marx Lisnaskea
I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. I'm like old wine. They don't bring me out very often, but I'm well preserved.
-- Rose Kennedy, (1890-1995) family matriarch, on her 100th birthday, 1991 "I have learned that to be with those I like is enough." (Walt Whitman) I love children, especially when they cry, for then someone takes them away.
-- Nancy Mitford Seeing a murder on television can help work off one's antagonisms. And if you haven't any
antagonisms, the commercials will give you some.
-- Alfred Hitchcock Lisnaskea Marriage is a lottery, but you can't tear up your ticket if you lose.
-- F. M. Knowles Integrity is what we do, what we say, and what we say we do.
--Don Galer Laundry increases exponentially in the number of children.
-- Miriam Robbins Lisnaskea
The old believe everything, the middle-aged suspect everything, the young know everything.
-- Oscar Wilde I had some words with my wife, and she had some paragraphs with me. "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Lisnaskea Hatred paralyzes life; love releases it.
Hatred confuses life; love harmonizes it.
Hatred darkens life; love illumines it.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
- Albert Einstein It has been my experience that folks who have no vices have very few virtues.
-- Abraham Lincoln Lisnaskea
To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties.
-- Arthur Schopenhauer The eyes are not responsible when the mind does the seeing.
-- Publilius Syrus Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
our minds to walk boldly through them.
-- Orison Swett Marden "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) Value your words. Each one may be the last.
-- Stanislaw J. Lec Lisnaskea Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering.
-- Anonymous Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Lisnaskea
Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Democracy substitutes election by the incompetent many for the appointment by the corrupt few.
-- George Bernard Shaw Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Never marry for money. Ye'll borrow it cheaper.
-- Scottish Proverb I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau Lisnaskea In the beginning the Universe was created. This has made a lot of people very angry and been
widely regarded as a bad move.
-- Douglas Adams "These are days you'll remember." If you recall nothing else from your graduation ceremony,
remember you heard the New Jersey Governor quote from 10,000 Maniacs.
-- Christine Todd, NJ Governor, Whea To believe in something, and not to live it, is dishonest.
-- Ghandi Lisnaskea
"When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein "The brighter you are, the more you have to learn." (Don Herold) Lisnaskea "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) We live at a time when man believes himself fabulously capable of creation, but he does not
know what to create.
-- Jose Ortega y Gasset "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Lisnaskea
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
-- Anonymous If someone had told me I would be Pope one day, I would have studied harder.
-- Pope John Paul I Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous Lisnaskea There are people in the world so hungry, that God cannot appear to them except in the form of
bread.
- Mahatma Gandhi Man is the only animal that blushes--or needs to.
-- Mark Twain Repentance is not so much remorse for what we have done as the fear of the consequences.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld, Maxims, 1665 Lisnaskea
A lover tries to stand in well with the pet dog of the house.
-- Moliere Goodbye, Everybody!
-- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. "Listen, or your tongue will make you deaf." (Native American Proverb) Computers will not be perfected until they can compute how much more than the estimate the job
will cost.
-- Anon It doesn't much signify whom one marries, for one is sure to find out next morning it was
someone else.
-- Rogers Lisnaskea A girl must marry for love and keep on marrying until she finds it.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Famous remarks are very seldom quoted correctly.
-- Simeon Strunsky Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Lisnaskea
