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Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis "I do not suppose I shall be remembered for anything. But I don't think about my work in those terms. It is just as vulgar to work for the sake of posterity as to work for the sake of money." (George Whenever I dwell for any length of time on my own shortcomings, they gradually begin to seem
mild harmless, rather engaging little things, not at all like the staring defects in other people's
chara The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
they die earlier.
-- H. L. Mencken Recreation and Sports I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Cricket is best described as organised loafing.
-- Anonymous British Radio Broadcaster, 1996 And now, in keeping with Channel 40's policy of always bringing you the latest in blood and guts,
in living color, you're about to see another first -- an attempted suicide.
-- Chris Hubbock, who sh Recreation and Sports
"All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That's his." (Oscar Wilde, The Importance of Being Earnest) In olden times, sacrifices were made at the altar, a practice which is still very much practiced.
-- Helen Rowland A good marriage is like a casserole, only those responsible for it really know what goes in it.
-- Anonymous Reality is that which, when you stop believing in it, doesn't go away.
-- Philip K. Dick "There are no uninteresting things, only uninteresting people." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) Recreation and Sports We're our own dragons as well as our own heroes, and we have to rescue ourselves from
ourselves.
-- Tom Robbins A good marriage is at least 80 percent good luck in finding the right person at the right time. The
rest is trust.
-- Nanette Newman, British actress The planting of trees is the least self-centered of all that we can do. It is a purer act of faith than
the procreation of children.
-- Thornton Wilder Recreation and Sports
All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "Some look at things that are, and ask why. I dream of things that never were and ask why not?" (George Bernard Shaw) "When a hundred men stand together, each of them loses his mind and gets another one." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) In any organization there will always be one person who knows what is going on. This person
must be fired.
-- Conway's Law ...the fog is rising.
-- Emily Dickinson, dying words Recreation and Sports 2,400,000 Americans play the accordian - hopefully not at the same time.
-- inside of a Pepsi cap Time is a great teacher, but unfortunately it kills all its pupils.
-- Hector Louis Berlioz English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. Recreation and Sports
A friend is one who knows us, but loves us anyway.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Your goals, minus your doubts, equal your reality.
-- Ralph Marston "In some ways, I never outgrew my adolescence. I wake up in the morning and think, 'Oh my God, I'm late for a math test!' But then I say, 'Wait a minute. I'm 40.'" (Daniel Clowes) "The English have all the material requisites for the revolution. What they lack is the spirit of generalization and revolutionary ardour." (Karl Marx) "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Recreation and Sports We didn't lose the game; we just ran out of time.
- Vince Lombardi The higher up you go, the more mistakes you are allowed. Right at the top, if you make enough of
them, it's considered to be your style.
-- Fred Astaire A person is not given integrity. It results from the relentless pursuit of honesty at all times.
-- Anon. Recreation and Sports
When a man steals your wife, there is no better revenge than to let him keep her.
-- Sacha Guitry Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
-- Charles Schultz "If a man does not make new acquaintances as he advances through life, he will soon find himself left alone. A man, sir, should keep his friendship in a constant repair." (Samuel Johnson) Courage is the ladder on which all the other virtues mount.
-- Clare Boothe Luce Recreation and Sports "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) You got to be careful if you don't know where you're going, because you might not get there.
-- Yogi Berra Recreation and Sports
Whoever called it necking was a poor judge of anatomy.
-- Groucho Marx They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist---
-- John B. Sedgwick, general, dying words, 1864 The authority of those who teach is often an obstacle to those who want to learn.
-- Cicero The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "I have an unfortunate personality." (George Orson Welles) Recreation and Sports Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker Life is to be fortified by many friendships. To love and to be loved is the greatest happiness of
existence.
-- Sydney Smith I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage Recreation and Sports
Most people are more comfortable with old problems than with new solutions.
-- Anonymous "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) "I don't think it's the nature of any man to be monogamous. Men are propelled by genetically ordained impulses over which they have no control to distribute their seed." (Marlon Brando) Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Martyrdom... is the only way in which a man can become famous without ability. George Bernard
Shaw (1856 - 1950), The Devil's Disciple (1901) act 3 Recreation and Sports Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) If stupidity got us into this mess, then why can't it get us out?
- Will Rogers Recreation and Sports
I don't worry about terrorism. I was married for two years.
-- Sam Kinison "I was lousy in school. Real screwed-up. A moron. I was antisocial and didn't bother with the other kids. A really bad student. I didn't have any brains. I didn't know what I was doing there. That's w The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein No one finds life worth living; he must make it worth living.
-- Anon. He who laughs last didn't get it.
-- Helen Giangregorio Recreation and Sports I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. "Our destiny exercises its influence over us even when, as yet, we have not learned its nature: it is our future that lays down the law of our today." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show Recreation and Sports
"...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) This search for what you want is like tracking something that doesn't want to be tracked. It takes
time to get a dance right, to create something memorable.
-- Fred Astaire True, we love life, not because we are used to living, but because we are used to loving. There is
always some madness in love, but there is also always some reason in madness.
-- Friedrich Nietzsch blah "Each friend represents a world in us; a world possibly not born until they arrive, and it is only in meeting them that a new world is born." (Anais Nin) "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Recreation and Sports I'm at the age where food has taken the place of sex in my life. In fact, I've just had a mirror put
over my kitchen table.
-- Rodney Dangerfield It is not because it is difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that things are
difficult.
-- Lucius Anneaus Seneca "My wallpaper and I are fighting a duel to the death. One or the other of us has to go." (Oscar Wilde, his last recorded words) Recreation and Sports
"Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) If the French were really intelligent, they'd speak English.
-- Wilfred Sheed Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) Society is like a stew. If you don't stir it up every once in a while then a layer of scum floats to the
top.
-- Ed Abbey Recreation and Sports I criticize by creation - not by finding fault.
- Cicero It was the greatest of the imperfect ventriloquist acts: when his lips moved, her body sang.
-- Tom Robbins "Fake is as old as the Eden tree." (George Orson Welles) Recreation and Sports
"I am interested in anything about revolt, disorder , chaos--especially activity that seems to have no meaning. It seems to me to be the road toward freedom ... Rather than starting inside, I start ou And gain is gain, however small.
-- Robert Browning Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Just buy a box of popcorn and a Coca-Cola and sit back and watch.
-- James Carville, Clinton advisor, offering advice for Democrats on the term-limits vote in the
House The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) Recreation and Sports The less a man thinks or knows about his virtues, the better we like him.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words Maybe this world is another planet's hell.
-- Aldous Huxley Recreation and Sports
