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Department of Health, Social Services and Public Safety - The DHSSPS is responsible for health and personal social services, public health, and public safety, including the Fire Authority, food safety and emergency planning. The site includes their recent publications, and information on the work of the department.
Northern Ireland Social Security Agency - This Executive Agency of the Department for Social Development assesses and pays social security benefits, and gives advice about their schemes. The site contains details of benefits, with rates, and details of who can claim.
Northern Ireland Social Care Council - Regulatory body for the social care workforce. Provides details of current projects, plus information on careers and training.
Investing For Health - The public health strategy of the Northern Ireland Executive. Contains details with links to additional information and Investing For Health Partnerships.
Investing for Health - Information relating to the initiative, including background, objectives, press releases and health information.
The Health Promotion Agency for Northern Ireland - Provides information about the Agency's work, as well as resources for health professionals and the public.
Nicare - The international business unit of the Northern Ireland Department of Health, Social Services and Public Safety. Includes client portfolio and expertise.
Health and Safety Executive for Northern Ireland - Includes news, events, FAQ, codes of practice and relevant links.
Working With Diversity - Provides information and advice on equality and diversity under Section 75 legislation. Includes information for Northern Ireland visitors plus a calendar of annual events and special days.
The lover knows much more about absolute good and universal beauty than any logician or theologian, unless the latter, too, be lovers in disguise. -- George Santayana When people talk, listen completely. Most people never listen. -- Ernest Hemingway You will marry into an Indian tribe and become one big Hopi family. A university is what a college becomes when the faculty loses interest in students. -- John Ciardi May your wife be a witch who takes after her mother, and may you all live together in a one-room house. Health, Social Services and Public Safety God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at the same time. - Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for him. -- Rich Little "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) Health, Social Services and Public Safety The public have an insatiable curiosity to know everything. Except what is worth knowing. Journalism, conscious of this, and having tradesman-like habits, supplies their demands. -- Oscar Wilde Sex is God's joke on human beings. -- Bette Davis I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial. - Irvin S. Cobb A person starts to live when he can live outside himself. -- Albert Einstein Courage is the price that Love exacts for granting peace. -- Amelia Earhart Health, Social Services and Public Safety People, like nails, lose their effectiveness when they lose direction and begin to bend. -- Walter Savage Landor It depends on your definition of asleep. They were not stretched out. They had their eyes closed. They were seated at their desks with their heads in a nodding position. -- John Hogan, Commonwealth Mother-in-law: A woman who destroys her son-in-law's peace of mind by giving him a piece of hers. -- Anonymous Health, Social Services and Public Safety Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all. -- G. K. Chesterton When looking back, usually I'm more sorry for the things I didn't do than for the things I shouldn't have done. -- Malcolm Forbes "It is dangerous to be right in matters on which the established authorities are wrong." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Health, Social Services and Public Safety The better part of valor is discretion. -- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I "Humans beings can always be relied upon to assert, with vigor, their god-given right to be stupid." (Dean Koontz, Seize the Night) "Friends can help each other. A true friend is someone who lets you have total freedom to be yourself--and especially to feel. Or, not feel. Whatever you happen to be feeling at the moment is fine wit Health, Social Services and Public Safety "Every now and then say, 'What the fu(c)k.' 'What the fu(c)k' gives you freedom. Freedom brings opportunity. Opportunity makes your future." (Curtis Armstrong, Risky Business, 1983) Don't worry about people stealing your ideas. If your ideas are any good, you'll have to ram them down people's throats. -- Howard Aiken Statistics have shown that mortality increases perceptibly in the military during wartime. -- Alphonse Allais This compact disc is made from analog masters recorded without noise reduction. Half the tracks, in fact, were recorded in a dismal, cheap basement eight-track studio with puddles of water on the fl I shall return. -- General Douglas MacArthur Health, Social Services and Public Safety If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything. -- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. -- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) Hegel was right when he said that we learn from history that man can never learn anything from history. -- George Bernard Shaw Health, Social Services and Public Safety The right to swing my fist ends where the other man's nose begins. - Oliver Wendell Holmes For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. -- Virginia Woolf Any intelligent woman who reads the marriage contract, and then goes into it, deserves all the consequences. -- Isadora Duncan Good hours, excellent pay, fun place to work, paid training, mean boss. Oh well, four out of five isn't bad. -- Help Wanted Ad, PA newspaper, 1994 Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail. -- Ralph Waldo Emerson Health, Social Services and Public Safety Live out of your imagination, not your history. -- Stephen Covey If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the bureaucracy won't. -- Hyman Rickover Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members. -- William Temple Health, Social Services and Public Safety I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on. -- Oscar Levant "Nothing in education is so astonishing as the amount of ignorance it accumulates in the form of inert facts." (Henry B. Adams) The most beautiful thing we can experience is the mysterious. It is the source of all true art and science. -- Albert Einstein Good teaching is one-fourth preparation and three-fourths theater. -- Gail Godwin "Every act of creation is first an act of destruction." (Pablo Picasso) Health, Social Services and Public Safety In any contest between power and patience, bet on patience. - W.B. Prescott Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals. -- Cynthia Heimel "Education is a vacine for violence." (Edward James Olmos) Health, Social Services and Public Safety To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself. -- Francis Crawford People need loving the most when they deserve it the least. -- John Harrigan Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of opportunity. -- George Bernard Shaw "Courageous, untroubled, mocking and violent--that is what Wisdom wants us to be. Wisdom is a woman, and loves only a warrior." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Health, Social Services and Public Safety Life is like a dogsled team. If you ain't the lead dog, the scenery never changes. -- Lewis Grizzard "God is Man's stupidest idea." (Marcel Duchamp, French Dadaist) "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Health, Social Services and Public Safety "This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) For the majority of People, smoking has a beneficial effect. -- Dr. Ian G. Macdonald, Los Angeles surgeon, quoted in Newsweek , Nov.18th 1963. A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants. -- Arthur Schoperhauer "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li "So little done, so much to do." (Cecil Rhodes) Health, Social Services and Public Safety "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) An eye for an eye only leads to more blindness. -- Margaret Atwood The IRS spends God knows how much of your tax money on these toll-free information hot lines staffed by IRS employees, whose idea of a dynamite tax tip is that you should print neatly. If you ask th Health, Social Services and Public Safety All are lunatics, but he who can analyze his delusion is called a philosopher. - Ambrose Bierce >From error to error one discovers the entire truth. -- Sigmund Freud To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven. -- Karen Sunde We can do not great things - only small things with great love. -- Mother Theresa Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does come, we no longer exist. -- Epicurus Health, Social Services and Public Safety Age does not protect you from love but love to some extent protects you from age. -- Jeanne Moreau The scientific theory I like best is that the rings of Saturn are composed entirely of lost airline luggage. -- Mark Russell I could prove God statistically. -- George Gallup Health, Social Services and Public Safety Despite the high cost of living it remains a popular item. -- Anonymous A poem is never finished, only abandoned. -- Paul Valery It is important that students bring a certain ragamuffin, barefoot, irreverence to their studies; they are not here to worship what is known, but to question it. -- J. Bronowski, The Ascent of Man Well, I think that it's a- it's had some difficult times but I think we have- we, I think, have been able to make some very good progress and it's- I would say that it's- it's- it's delightful that w "Man was born free and everywhere he is in chains." (Jean-Jacques Rousseau, French philosopher, The Social Contract) Health, Social Services and Public Safety Anyone nit-picking enough to write a letter of correction to an editor doubtless deserves the error that provoked it. -- Alvin Toffler You can pretend to be serious; you can't pretend to be witty. - Sacha Guitry We have a habit in writing articles published in scientific journals to make the work as finished as possible, to cover up all the tracks, to not worry about the blind alleys or describe how you had Health, Social Services and Public Safety It's not whether you get knocked down, it's whether you get back up. -- Vince Lombardi "Oh, the tiger will love you. There is no sincerer love than the love of food." (George Bernard Shaw, Man and Superman) To read a writer is for me not merely to get an idea of what he says, but to go off with him and travel in his company. Andre Gide Live TV died in the late 1950s, electronic bulletin boards came along in the mid-1980s, meaning there was about a 25-year gap when it was difficult to put your foot in your mouth and have people all A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. -- Elbert Hubbard Health, Social Services and Public Safety A man must marry only a very pretty woman in case he should ever want some other man to take her off his hands. -- Sacha Guitry A poem is never finished, only abandoned. -- Paul Valery My father was a minister. I had to make up for the lack of sin. -- Milwuakee mayor, on why he became a politician Health, Social Services and Public Safety
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