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Ards Borough Council - Information on council services plus tourism and investment opportunities.
Armagh City and District Council - Information on tourism, the economy and history of the region.
Antrim Borough Council - Information on public services, tourism, history, economic development and sports and leisure.
Belfast City Council - Provides details on council services, events, economic development and tourism.
Ballymoney Borough Council - The Ballymoney Borough Website has been prepared with the object of providing to the General Public and to interested persons within and from outside the immediate area, an introduction to the surroundings, amenities and commercial life of our historic area known locally as the Route and covering much of the ancient kingdom of Dalriada.
Coleraine Borough Council - Information on economic development, tourism and leisure facilities.
Cookstown District Council - Includes details of Council services, an accommodation guide, and information on economic development.
Fermanagh District Council - Site provides information on council services, tourism, inward investment, economic development and what's on.
Moyle District Council - Ballycastle. Provides an overview of Moyle including economic development information, local facts and council details.
Larne Borough Council - Provides a profile of the area including its economy and tourism.
Lisburn Borough Council - Provides information on the council, its services, economic development as well as tourist information including accommodation.
Derry City Council - Aimed at promoting the city as a European business centre.
Omagh District Council - Tourist and business information along with details of the Omagh International Summer School.
Strabane District Council - Provides information on economic development, tourism, structure and make-up of the council and its services.
Castlereagh Borough Council - Site provides information on technical and environmental services, leisure & community services, the economic development programme, tourist attractions, and information and leisure facilities.
Magherafelt District Council - Information on the area, council services, tourism, leisure and economic development.
Oultwood Local Government Website - Northern Ireland (Ulster) local government links using clickable maps and lists.
Newtownabbey Borough Council - Local geographical portal for Newtownabbey, including news, events, minutes of council and committee meetings and information on economy, community, learning and health.
Newry And Mourne District Council - Provides information on the council, its services, economic development as well as tourist information.
Craigavon Borough Council - Tourist information plus business opportunities, council services and details of the economic development programme.
Ballymena Borough Council - Includes information on current events in the area, online services and councillor contact details.
Carrickfergus Borough Council - Includes information on economic features, tourism, and accommodation.
North Down Borough Council - Investment and business opportunities along with tourism and leisure information.
Banbridge District Council - Contains Council information, primarily geared towards investors and tourists.
Limavady Borough Council - Includes news, events and information about departments and services.
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(Benjamin Franklin) There is no course of life so weak and sottish as that which is managed by order, method, and discipline. -- Michel de Montaigne "What is the difference between exploring and being lost?" (Dan Eldon, photojournalist) Local Councils To marry is to halve your rights and double your duties. -- Arthur Schopenhauer "Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) Art and science have their meeting point in method. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton And in the end the love you take is equal to the love you make. -- The Beatles, The last lyric of their last song Programming today is a race between software engineers striving to build bigger and better idiot- proof programs, and the Universe trying to produce bigger and better idiots. So far, the Universe is Local Councils When he first ran for office, he appealed to the voters: "I never stole anything in my life. All I ask is a chance." -- Anon. 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