Police Service of Northern Ireland - Formerly the Royal Ulster Constabulary. Site provides news, information, advice and details of job opportunities.
Police Rehabilitation & Retraining Trust - Organisation looking after ex-RUC (PSNI) officers, providing retraining in trade, psychological and physiotherapy backup and rehabilitation.
Northern Ireland Policing Board - Oversees policing in Northern Ireland to ensure that the service is efficient and effective. Site describes the roles and responsibilities of the Board, including publications on policing issues in Northern Ireland.
Northern Ireland Prison Service - Responsible for providing prison services in three Northern Ireland establishments. Information on the service's activities, responsibilities and services to the public.
Probation Board for Northern Ireland - Public body which carries out risk assessments, provides pre-sentence reports for courts and supervises offenders in the community. Details of activities, local offices and reports are available.
Friends of the RUC - Information about the history and disbandment of the RUC, with memorials to members who lost their lives.
The Police Federation for Northern Ireland - Representative body of 10,500 Police Officers of the ranks below Chief Inspector serving in the Police Service of Northern Ireland. Press releases and police reform information.
Truth can be a dangerous thing. It is quite patient and relentless.
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-- Mark Russell There is more stupidity than hydrogen in the universe, and it has a longer shelf life.
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-- Oscar Wilde Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. Police Marriages are made in heaven and consummated on Earth.
-- John Lyly "The formula for my happiness: a Yes, a No, a straight line, a goal." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I still live.
-- Daniel Webster, dying words Police
After silence, that which comes nearest to expressing the inexpressible is music.
-- Aldous Huxley We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers "There are some enterprises in which a careful disorderliness is the true method." (Herman Melville, Moby Dick) We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
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-- Flannery O'Connor Police The important thing is not to stop questioning.
-- Albert Einstein Millions long for immortality who do not know what to do with themselves on a rainy Sunday
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Men have a much better time of it than women: for one thing they marry later, for another thing
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-- H. L. Mencken Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
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-- Wedding Toast "If man could be crossed with the cat, it would improve man but deteriorate the cat." (Mark Twain) There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana A great deal of talent is lost to the world for want of a little courage. Every day sends to their
graves obscure men whom timidity prevented from making a first effort.
-- Sydney Smith Police Behind every great fortune there is a crime.
- Honore de Balzac I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great I'm all in favor of keeping dangerous weapons out of the hands of fools. Let's start with
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- Frank Lloyd Wright Police
If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Everything has been figured out, except how to live.
- Jean-Paul Sartre Virtue is not left to stand alone. He who practices it will have neighbors.
-- Confucius blah "The best students always are flunking. Every good teacher knows that." (Robert M. Pirsig, Zen and the Art of Motorcycle Maintenance) Good friends are good for your health.
-- Irwin Sarason Police Basic research is what I'm doing when I don't know what I'm doing.
-- Wernher Von Braun They had a dispute about a night out with the boys. But he finally decided to let her go.
-- Anonymous Fill the unforgiving minute with sixty seconds worth of distance run.
- Rudyard Kipling Police
If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Here's a toast to your new bride who has everything a girl could want in her life, except for good
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-- Tom Lehrer Laywers, I suppose, were children once.
-- Charles Lamb Police
Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
to HELL with you, here's to ME!
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-- Michael Meissner People may or may not say what they mean ... but they always say something designed to get
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60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres Police "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Love is the dawn of marriage, and marriage is the sunset of love.
-- French saying Sleep is that golden chain that ties health and our bodies together.
-- Thomas Dekker Police
Whenever you eliminate the inedible, whatever remains, however unpalatable, must be food.
-- Anonymous If money is your hope for independence you will never have it. The only real security that a man
will have in this world is a reserve of knowledge, experience, and ability.
-- Henry Ford "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The If we do not maintain Justice, Justice will not maintain us.
-- Francis Bacon Whatever you can do or dream you can, begin it. Boldness has genius, power, and magic in it.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Police The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
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-- Slavoj Zizek "A new baby is like the beginning of all things--wonder, hope, a dream of possibilities." (Eda J. Le Shan) Love looks not with the eyes, but with the mind; And therefore is winged Cupid painted blind.
-- William Shakespeare, A Midsummer Night's Dream, Act i. Sc. 1. Police
Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus This delivery driver carries no money. His wife has it all. You cannot think about thinking, without thinking about thinking about something.
-- Seymour Papert Police Hardly a year passes that fails to find a new, oft-times exotic, research method or technique
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-- Abraham Lincoln Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Police
Never express yourself more clearly than you are able to think.
-- Niels Bohr America's one of the finest countries anyone ever stole.
-- Bobcat Goldthwait The church must be the critic and guide of the state, and never its tool.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. I didn't accept it. I received it.
-- Richard Allen, National Security Advisor to President Reagan, explaining the $1000 in cash and
two watches he was given by two Japanese journalists after he hel A man can do what he wants, but not want what he wants.
-- Arthur Schoperhauer Police Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA A doctor can bury his mistakes but an architect can only advise his clients to plant vines.
- Frank Lloyd Wright "The most instructive experiences are those of everyday life." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Police
There is no realizable power that man cannot, in time, fashion the tools to attain, nor any power
so secure that the naked ape will not abuse it. So it is written in the genetic cards - only physics Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when
people laugh.
-- George Bernard Shaw My wife ran off with my best friend last week. I miss him! "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A true gentleman is one who is never unintentionally rude.
-- Oscar Wilde Police There are three great friends: an old wife, an old dog, and ready money.
-- Benjamin Franklin I can't understand why people are frightened of new ideas. I'm frightened of the old ones.
-- John Cage When we honestly ask ourselves which person in our lives mean the most to us, we often find
that it is those who, instead of giving advice, solutions, or cures, have chosen rather to share our
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Die? I should say not, dear fellow. No Barrymore would allow such a conventional thing to
happen to him.
-- John Barrymore - last words We do not have censorship. What we have is a limitation on what newspapers can report.
-- Louis Nel, Deputy Minister of Information, South Africa Elegance of language may not be in the power of all of us; but simplicity and straight forwardness
are. Write much as you would speak; speak as you think. If with your inferior, speak no coarser
tha "One of the great dangers in having a career is getting bored." (Itzhak Perlman) Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman Police "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) Why don't you write books people can read?
-- Nora Joyce, to her husband James Perhaps the most valuable result of all education is the ability to make yourself do the thing you
have to do, when it ought to be done, whether you like it or not.
-- Aldous Huxley Police
