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It's not the size of the dog in the fight, it's the size of the fight in the dog.
- Mark Twain Love is an ideal thing, marriage a real thing; a confusion of the real with the ideal never goes
unpunished.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe "Children spell love...T-I-M-E." (Dr. Anthony P. Witham) "Humanity has won its battle. Liberty now has a country." (Marquis de Lafayette) You can get more with a kind word and a gun than you can with a kind word alone.
-- Al Capone Conditions and Diseases "The future belongs to those who believe in the beauty of the dream." (Eleanor Roosevelt) Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign "Is life not a thousand times too short for us to bore ourselves?" (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Conditions and Diseases
I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde "Children begin by loving their parents. After a time they judge them. Rarely, if ever, do they forgive them." (Oscar Wilde, A Woman of No Importance) Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Conditions and Diseases "What is tolerance? -- it is the consequence of humanity. We are all formed of frailty and error; let us pardon reciprocally each other's folly -- that is the first law of nature." (Francois Marie Ar "Defeat the fear of death and welcome the death of fear." (G. Gordon Liddy) "A man who tells lies, like me, merely hides the truth. But a man who tells half-lies has forgotten where he put it." (Claude Rains, as Mr. Dryden, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) Conditions and Diseases
"Liberty has never come from the government. Liberty has always come from the subjects of it. The history of liberty is a history of resistance. The history of liberty is a history of limitations of g Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw During the first period of a man's life the greatest danger is not to take the risk.
-- Soren Kierkegaard If one advances confidently in the direction of one's dreams, and endeavours to live the life which
one has imagined, one will meet with a success unexpected in common hours.
-- Henry David Thoreau Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons Conditions and Diseases Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz Cute little babies that fall out of swings - These are a few of my favourite things.
-- Oscar Hammerstein, working lyric for a piece from "The Sound of Music" Conditions and Diseases
The fantasy which serves as a support for the figure of the Stalinist Communist is therefore
exactly the same as the fantasy which is at work in the Tom and Jerry cartoons.
-- Slavoj Zizek You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz A fool's brain digests philosophy into folly, science into superstition, and art into pedantry. Hence
University education.
-- George Bernard Shaw Journalism consists largely in saying "Lord Jones died" to people who never knew Lord Jones
was alive.
-- G. K. Chesterton Conditions and Diseases "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting No man should marry until he has studied anatomy and dissected at least one woman.
-- Honore de Balzac Conditions and Diseases
Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Insurance is like marriage. You pay, pay, pay, and you never get anything back.
-- Al Bundy, character on "Married with Children," U.S. television show The fate of love is that it always seems too little or too much.
-- Anonymous We see the brightness of a new page where everything yet can happen.
-- Rainer Maria Rilke, Book of Hours If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.
- Alice Roosevelt Longworth Conditions and Diseases Losing a wife can be hard. In my case, it was almost impossible. I believe God is managing affairs and that He doesn't need any advice from me. With God in
charge, I believe everything will work out for the best in the end. So what is there to worry about.
-- Hen The best time to hold your tongue is the time you feel you must say something or bust.
-- Josh Billings Conditions and Diseases
Creativity is the sudden cessation of stupidity.
-- Edward H. Land "The last Christian died on the cross." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) More light!
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe, dying words Did you hear about the scientist whose wife had twins? He baptized one and kept the other as a control. I've just learned about his illness. Let's hope it's nothing trivial.
- Irvin S. Cobb Conditions and Diseases "...when you have eliminated the impossible, whatever remains, however improbable, must be the truth." (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, Sherlock Holmes) I think, therefore I'm single.
-- Female philosopher Love is shown in your deeds, not in your words.
-- Fr. Jerome Cummings Conditions and Diseases
"Men are wise in proportion, not to their experience, but to their capacity for experience." (George Bernard Shaw) "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) "Those who dream by day are cognizant of many things which escape those who dream only by night." (Edger Allen Poe) Love is a perky elf dancing a merry little jig and then suddenly he turns on you with a miniature
machine gun.
-- Matt Groening, Love is Hell Whoever is not a misanthrope at forty can never have loved mankind.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort Conditions and Diseases We look forward to the time when the power to love of will replace the love of power. Then will our
world know the blessings of peace.
-- William Gladstone Democracy encourages the majority to decide things about which the majority is blissfully
ignorant.
--John Simon "We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) Conditions and Diseases
Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud The closer I'm bound in love to you, the closer I am to free.
-- Indigo Girls, song lyric If it weren't for marriage, men would spend their lives thinking they had no faults at all.
-- Anonymous Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche A man sits with a pretty girl for an hour, it seems like a minute. He sits on a hot stove for a
minute, it's longer than any hour. That is relativity.
-- Albert Einstein Conditions and Diseases The world has suffered more from the ravages of ill-advised marriages than from virginity.
-- Ambrose Bierce God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Saying that men talk about baseball in order to avoid talking about their feelings is the same as
saying that women talk about their feelings in order to avoid talking about baseball.
-- Deborah Tan Conditions and Diseases
"True friendship is like sound health; the value of it is seldom known until it is lost." (Charles Caleb Colton) However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan Thought is action in rehearsal.
-- Sigmund Freud "Expose yourself to your deepest fear; after that, fear has no power, and the fear of freedom shrinks and vanishes. You are free." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Education is not filling a bucket, but lighting a fire.
-- William Yeats Conditions and Diseases Until the day of his death, no man can be sure of his courage.
-- Jean Anouilh Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Conditions and Diseases
Only two things are infinite, the universe and human stupidity, and I'm not sure about the former.
- Albert Einstein Epperson's law:
When a man says it's a silly, childish game, it's probably something his wife can beat him at. The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Long engagements give people the opportunity of finding out each other's character before marriage, which is never advisable. -- Oscar Wilde Conditions and Diseases "To pretend, I actually do the thing: I have therefore only pretended to pretend." (Jacques Derrida, French 'deconstructionist') In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland The nation's honor is dearer than the nation's comfort; yes, than the nation's life itself.
-- Woodrow Wilson Conditions and Diseases
To love someone deeply gives you strength. Being loved by someone deeply gives you courage.
-- Lao Tzu If the headache would only precede the intoxication, alcoholism would be a virtue.
-- Samuel Butler If you can count your money, you don't have a billion dollars.
- J. Paul Getty I must follow the people. Am I not their leader?
-- Benjamin Disraeli Whether you think that you can, or that you can't, you are usually right.
-- Henry Ford Conditions and Diseases "We're an embarrasment to college graduates across America." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) There are only two tragedies in life: one is not getting what one wants, and the other is getting it.
-- Oscar Wilde A baby is God's opinion that the world should go on.
-- Carl Sandburg Conditions and Diseases
