Total Ireland Derry - A short guide to the county. Includes links to tourism and business.
Derry Guide Live - This site offers range of information about Derry and the surrounding area, including business directories and news.
Lough Foyle Ferry Company - Operating a shuttle service between Greencastle and Magilligan in the Republic of Ireland. Includes sailing times and fares.
Limavady Borough Council - Includes news, events and information of the departments and services.
Chambers Coach Hire Ltd - features photos and booking form. Offers coach tours throughout Ireland.
In the past decade or so, the women's magazines have taken to running home-handyperson
articles suggesting that women can learn to fix things just as well as men. These articles are
apparently based "One must still have chaos in oneself to be able to give birth to a dancing star." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Any man who is under 30, and is not a liberal, has not heart; and any man who is over 30, and is
not a conservative, has no brains.
-- Winston Churchill Old soldiers never die, they just fade away.
-- General Douglas MacArthur The person who is slowest in making a promise is most faithful in its performance.
-- Jean-Jacques Rousseau Londonderry Whenever you are asked if you can do a job, tell 'em, "Certainly, I can!" Then get busy and find
out how to do it.
-- Theodore Roosevelt Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson You can observe a lot by watching.
-- Yogi Berra Londonderry
Integrity without knowledge is weak and useless, and knowledge without integrity is dangerous
and dreadful.
-- Samuel Johnson Thomas Jefferson--still surv...
-- John Adams, dying words I skate to where the puck is going to be, not to where it has been.
-- Wayne Gretzky Sleep is an excellent way of listening to an opera.
- James Stephens We got to roll with the punches, play all of our hunches, make the best of whatever comes your
way. Forget that blind ambition, learn to trust your intuition -- plowing straight ahead, come what
may Londonderry In endowing us with memory, nature has revealed to us a truth utterly unimaginable to the
unreflective creation, the truth of immortality....The most ideal human passion is love, which is
also the m >From error to error one discovers the entire truth.
-- Sigmund Freud Experience is one thing you can't get for nothing.
-- Oscar Wilde Londonderry
A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.
- John D. Rockefeller Seeing much, suffering much, and studying much, are the three pillars of learning.
-- Benjamin Disraeli All women are born evil. Some just realize their potential later in life than others.
-- Chad A. Gamble, Escape, short story "Education is the process of driving a set of prejudices down your throat." (Martin H. Fischer) "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) Londonderry I have read your book and much like it.
-- Moses Hadas, book reviewer I envy people who drink -- at least they know what to blame everything on.
-- Oscar Levant If God wanted women to understand men, football would never have been created.
-- Seen on a bumper sticker Londonderry
"I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' Trouble is a part of your life, and if you don't share it, you don't give the person that loves you
enough chance to love you enough.
-- Dinah Shore A university professor set an examination question in which he asked what is the difference
between ignorance and apathy. The professor had to give an A+ to a student who answered: I
don't know and "To avoid criticism: do nothing, say nothing, be nothing." (Elbert Hubbard, American author, 1856-1915) "How is it that we never have time to do a job right, but we always have time to do it over?" (Anonymous) Londonderry Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings I was under medication when I made the decision not to burn the tapes.
-- Richard Nixon, U.S. President Property may be destroyed and money may lose its purchasing power; but, character, health,
knowledge and good judgement will always be in demand under all conditions.
-- Roger Babson Londonderry
Freedom is what you do with what's been done to you.
-- John-Paul Sartre "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) Two souls with but a single thought,
Two hearts that beat as one.
-- Fredrich Halm "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) Londonderry "Everybody knows that if you are too careful, you become so occupied in being careful that you are sure to stumble over something." (Gertrude Stein) "One will rarely err if extreme actions be ascribed to vanity, ordinary actions to habit, and mean actions to fear." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) All marriages are happy--it's the living together afterward that causes all the problems. Londonderry
The reason most people play golf is to wear clothes they would not be caught dead in otherwise.
-- Roger Simon Curiosity will conquer fear even more than bravery will.
-- James Stephens "I love to doubt as well as know." (Dante Alighieri, 1265-1321) I loathe people who keep dogs. They are cowards who haven't got the guts to bite people
themselves.
-- August Strindberg Smoking kills. If you're killed, you've lost a very important part of your life.
-- Brooke Shields, during an interview to become spokesperson for a federal anti-smoking
campaign Londonderry Love is what happens to men and women who don't know each other.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Man and wife make one fool. It is better to be feared than loved, if you cannot be both.
-- Niccolo Machiavelli, The Prince Londonderry
Some men are born with cold feet; some acquire cold feet; and some have cold feet thrust upon
them.
-- Anonymous Too many pieces of music finish too long after the end.
-- Igor Stravinsky I'm not a member of any organized political party, I'm a Democrat!
-- Will Rogers It is because modern education is so seldom inspired by a great hope that it so seldom achieves
great results. The wish to preserve the past rather that the hope of creating the future dominates
the "We already have the statistics for the future: the growth percentages of pollution, overpopulation, desertification. The future is already in place." (Günther Grass, Winner of the Nobel Prize for Li Londonderry You have to stay in shape. My grandmother, she started walking five miles a day when she was
60. She's 97 today and we don't know where the hell she is.
-- Ellen DeGeneres "Have confidence that if you have done a little thing well, you can do a bigger thing well, too." (David Malcolm Storey) Only positive consequences encourage good future performances.
-- Kenneth H. Blanchard Londonderry
Keep in mind that neither success nor failure is ever final.
-- Roger Babson To expect defeat is nine-tenths of defeat itself.
-- Francis Crawford Sex is God's joke on human beings.
-- Bette Davis One of the symptoms of an approaching nervous breakdown is the belief that one's work is
terribly important.
- Bertrand Russell
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A little inaccuracy sometimes saves a ton Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde Londonderry Children are a poor man's riches.
-- English proverb The crime bill passed by the Senate would reinstate the Federal death penalty for certain violent
crimes: assassinating the President; hijacking an airliner; and murdering a government poultry
inspe Friends applaud, the Comedy is over.
-- Ludwig von Beethoven, dying words Londonderry
America is a large, friendly dog in a very small room. Every time it wags its tail, it knocks over a
chair.
-- Arnold Toynbee Marriage is like a bank account. You put it in, you take it out, you lose interest.
-- Irwin Corey "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) The man who does not read good books has no advantage over the man who cannot read them.
-- Mark Twain Only those who will risk going too far can possibly find out how far one can go.
-- T.S. Eliot Londonderry Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones The difference between a man who faces death for the sake of an idea and an imitator who goes
in search of martyrdom is that the former expresses his idea most fully in death while the latter
really There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Londonderry
The community stagnates without the impulse of the individual. The impulse dies away without
the sympathy of the community.
-- William James When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 My loathings are simple: stupidity, oppression, crime, cruelty, soft music.
-- Vladimir Nabokov Men are strong only so long as they represent a strong idea. They become powerless when they
oppose it.
-- Sigmund Freud Being a woman is of special interest only to aspiring male transsexuals. To actual women it is
merely a good excuse not to play football.
-- Fran Lebowitz Londonderry I've been asked to say a couple of words about my husband, Fang. How about 'short' and 'cheap'? -- Phyllis Diller Inanimate objects are classified scientifically into three categories-- those that don't work, those
that break down, and those that get lost.
-- Russell Baker The unfortunate thing about this world is that the good habits are much easier to give up than the
bad ones.
-- W. Somerset Maugham Londonderry
A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Feminists are OK, I just wouldn't want my sister to marry one The male is a domestic animal which, if treated with firmness, can be trained to do most things.
-- Jilly Cooper "I met someone on the street who said wasn't it great that we're going to have a movie star for president, that it was so Pop, and (laughs) when you think about it like that, it is great, it's so Amer "Expect nothing. Live frugally on surprise." (Alice Walker) Londonderry Never judge a book by its movie.
-- J. W. Eagan If you want to sing out, sing out, and if you want to be free, be free, 'cause there's a million ways
to be, you know that there are...
-- Cat Stevens, from a song lyric Now join your hands, and with your hands your hearts.
-- William Shakespeare, King Henry the Sixth Londonderry
