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I was going to change my shirt, but I changed my mind instead.
-- Winnie the Pooh Feeding the hungry is a greater work than raising the dead.
-- Saint John Chrysostom To love is to receive a glimpse of heaven.
-- Karen Sunde "Club Secretary: I say, Lawrence. You are a clown!
Lawrence: We can't all be lion tamers." (Thomas Edward Lawrence, Lawrence of Arabia, 1962) That's the nature of research--you don't know what in hell you're doing.
-- 'Doc' Edgerton Aghadowey "My daughter has never forgiven me. for what, I don't know, because for years, she won't speak to me. She blackens my name in the press and makes me think abortion is an excellent idea." (Klaus Kinsk One ought, every day at least, to hear a little song, read a good poem, see a fine picture and, if
possible, speak a few reasonable words.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Hope, like faith, is nothing if it is not courageous; it is nothing if it is not ridiculous.
-- Thornton Wilder Aghadowey
Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) Politics is the art of looking for trouble, finding it, misdiagnosing it, and then misapplying the
wrong remedies.
-- Groucho Marx Man and wife make one fool. Defeat never comes to any man until he admits it.
-- Josephus Daniels Aghadowey Free will is a golden thread running through the frozen matrix of fixed events.
-- Robert A. Heinlein _The Rolling Stones_ Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
opinion of the uneducated, it keeps us in touch with the ignorance of the community.
-- Oscar W "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) Aghadowey
If I had only known, I would have been a locksmith.
-- Albert Einstein "I put on an act sometimes, and people think I'm insensitive. Really, it's like a kind of armor because I'm too sensitive. If there are two hundred people in a room and one of them doesn't like me, I' By the time (the Leaning Tower of Pisa) was 10% built, everyone knew it would be a total
disaster. But the investment was so big they felt compelled to go on. Since its completion, it cost
a fortune There is no cure for birth and death save to enjoy the interval.
-- George Santayana Love means to love that which is unlovable; or it is no virtue at all.
-- G. K. Chesterton Aghadowey I prefer the wicked rather than the foolish. The wicked sometimes rest.
-- Alexandre Dumas pere He had occasional flashes of silence that made his conversation perfectly delightful.
-- Sydney Smith, referring to Macaulay "I am the lizard king. I can do anything." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Aghadowey
I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward The second half of a man's life is made up of nothing but the habits he has acquired during the
first half.
Fyodor Dostoevsky (1821 - 1881) I am ready at any time. Do not keep me waiting.
-- John Brown - last words English Law prohibits a man from marrying his mother-in-law. This is our idea of useless legislation. With the fearful strain that is on me night and day, if I did not laugh I should die.
-- Abraham Lincoln Aghadowey Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde There are those who look at things the way they are, and ask why... I dream of things that never
were, and ask why not?
-- Robert Francis Kennedy Be like a postage stamp. Stick to one thing until you get there.
-- Josh Billings Aghadowey
"This is the first age that's paid much attention to the future, which is a little ironic since we may not have one." (Arthur C. Clarke) I think that I shall never see
A billboard lovely as a tree.
Indeed, unless the billboards fall,
I'll never see a tree at all.
-- Ogden Nash, Song of the Open Road, 1945 I support efforts to limit the terms of members of Congress, especially members of the House and
members of the Senate.
-- Dan Quayle, Former Vice-President Marriage: the only sport in which the trapped animal has to buy the license. Men have become the tools of their tools.
- Henry David Thoreau ( Aghadowey Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve.
-- George Bernard Shaw We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence, then, is not an act, but a habit.
-- Aristotle If you are going to sin, sin against God, not the bureaucracy. God will forgive you but the
bureaucracy won't.
-- Hyman Rickover Aghadowey
If you have any trouble sounding condescending, find a Unix user to show you how it's done.
-- Scott Adams "Anyone who thinks they're important is usually just a pompous moron who can't deal with his or her own pathetic insignificance and the fact that what they do is meaningless and inconsequential..." ( "Don't cry because it's over. Smile because it happened." (Theodor Seuss Geisel, a.k.a. Dr. Seuss, 1904-1991) "There is no quality in this world that is not what it is merely by contrast. Nothing exists in itself." (Herman Melville) I figure you have the same chance of winning the lottery whether you play or not.
-- Fran Lebowitz Aghadowey "Our character is what we do when we think no one is looking." (H. Jackson Brown (Jr.) All marriages are happy. It's living together afterwards that is difficult.
-- Anonymous "The monster a child knows best and is most concerned with [is] the monster he feels or fears himself to be. " (Bruno Bettelheim, child psychologist) Aghadowey
"I believe there are more instances of the abridgement of the freedom of the people by gradual and silent encroachments of those in power than by violent and sudden usurpations." (James Madison) Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work.
-- John G. Pollard "Whenever a friend succeeds, a little something in me dies." (Gore Vidal) "A man who flies from his fear may find he has only taken a shortcut to meet it." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) What I have to say is far more important than how long my eyelashes are.
-- Alanis Morissette, singer, 1995 Aghadowey Why are women so much more interesting to men than men are to women?
-- Virginia Woolf However, never daunted, I will cope with adversity in my usual manner...sulking and nausea.
-- Tom K. Ryan A small family is soon provided for.
-- English Proverb Aghadowey
"Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame." (Erica Jong) We can do no great things; only small things with great love.
-- Mother Teresa Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln "Those that can give up essential liberty to obtain a little temporary safety deserve neither liberty nor safety." (Benjamin Franklin) Aghadowey You have to kiss a lot of toads before you find a handsome prince.
-- American Proverb "As a child, I thought I hated everybody, but when I grew up I realized it was just children I didn't like." (Philip Larkin) Great innovations should not be forced on slender majorities.
-- Thomas Jefferson Aghadowey
"Shared joys make a friend, not shared sufferings." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Patriotism is the virtue of the vicious.
-- Oscar Wilde "A thing of beauty is a joy forever." (John Keats) A kitten is chiefly remarkable for rushing about like mad at nothing whatever, and generally
stopping before it gets there.
-- Agnes Repplier After finding no qualified candidates for the position of principal, the school board is extremely
pleased to announce the appointment of David Steele to the post.
-- Philip Streifer, Superintendent Aghadowey How many legs does a dog have if you call the tail a leg? Four. Calling a tail a leg doesn't make it
a leg.
-- Abraham Lincoln If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw Most people would sooner die than think; in fact, they do so.
- Bertrand Russell Aghadowey
"We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) The most valuable of all talents is that of never using two words when one will do.
-- Thomas Jefferson "... and then the day came when the risk to remain tight in a bud was more painful than the risk it took to blossom." (Anais Nin) "To make a living, craftiness is better than learnedness." (Pierre-Augustin de Beaumarchais) Stung by the splendour of a sudden thought.
-- Robert Browning Aghadowey True friendship can afford true knowledge. It does not depend on darkness and ignorance.
-- Henry David Thoreau The gods too are fond of a joke.
-- Aristotle Marriage is low down, but you spend the rest of your life paying for it. Aghadowey
Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous If your daily life seems poor, do not blame it; blame yourself, tell yourself that you are not a poet
enough to call forth its riches; for to the creator there is no poverty and no poor indifferent p Love: An obsessive delusion that is cured by marriage. The covers of this book are too far apart.
-- Ambrose Bierce If you don't double-click me, I can't do anything.
-- John Aniston, on how computers have taken over his life Aghadowey When you gaze long into the abyss, the abyss also gazes into you.
- Friedrich Nietzsche Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci The second day of a diet is always easier than the first. By the second day you're off it.
-- Jackie Gleason Aghadowey
