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Ballykelly Boys Brigade - Includes photographs, a news letter, contact details, and a WAP section for mobile phone browsers.
Drummond Hotel - Includes room rates and online booking.
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-- Oscar Wilde "Never doubt that a small group of thoughtful committed citizens can change the world, indeed it is the only thing that ever has." (Margaret Mead, 1901-78) Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
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Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard Many a man's reputation would not know his character if they met on the street.
- Elbert Hubbard "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) I have never let my schooling interfere with my education.
-- Mark Twain Don't worry about the world coming to an end today. It's already tomorrow in Australia.
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-- John Wilmot, Earl of Rochester We can lick gravity, but sometimes the paperwork is overwhelming.
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The backbone of surprise is fusing speed with secrecy.
- Von Clausewitz "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) There's nothing wrong with having nothing to say -- unless you insist on saying it.
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-- Albert Schweitzer None but a good man is really a living man, and the more good any man does, the more he really
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Truth must necessarily be stranger than fiction, for fiction is the creation of the human mind and
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-- G. K. Chesterton One word frees us of all the weight and pain of life: that word is love.
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- Henry David Thoreau Research is the act of going up alleys to see if they are blind.
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-- Abraham Lincoln Most of our obstacles would melt away if, instead of cowering before them, we should make up
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Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
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When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
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-- P. J. O'Rourke There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
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-- Abraham Lincoln Love may be a dream but marriage is a nightmare.
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-- Gloria Steinem It makes no difference who you vote for - the two parties are really one party representing four
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-- Gore Vidal Our scientific power has outrun our spiritual power. We have guided missiles and misguided men.
-- Martin Luther King, Jr. Ballykelly
I am in total control, but don't tell my wife. Its failings notwithstanding, there is much to be said in favor of journalism in that by giving us the
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-- Oscar W The most savage controversies are about those matters as to which there is no good evidence
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