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Drumanee Aquatics - Online store for pond products, plus advice on pond building.
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SG-1 Combat Games - Airsoft combat events. Includes photos, prices and directions.
Wolfe Tones GAC - Unofficial site with guestbook and chat room for fans.
There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as
though everything is a miracle.
-- Albert Einstein When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
Uncl He who has a 'why' to live, can bear with almost any 'how'.
- Friedrich Nietzsche I never miss a chance to have sex or appear on television.
-- Gore Vidal Man is a natural polygamist. He always has one woman leading him by the nose and another
hanging on to his coattails.
-- H. L. Mencken Bellaghy Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're
entitled to a little fun first.
-- Anonymous "The only man who behaved sensibly was my tailor; he took my measurement anew every time he saw me, while all the rest went on with their old measurements and expected them to fit me." (George Bernar "Discipline is the bridge between goals and accomplishments." (Anonymous) Bellaghy
"Forgiveness does not change the past, but it does enlarge the future." (Paul Boese) You can't buy love, but you can pay heavily for it.
-- Henny Youngman Love is what we are born with. Fear is what we learn. The spiritual journey is the unlearning of
fear and prejudices and the acceptance of love back in our hearts. Love is the essential reality
and My mother-in-law broke up my marriage. My wife came home from work one day and found me in
bed with her.
-- Lenny Bruce I know nothing about sex, because I was always married.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Bellaghy A man should be taller, older, heavier, uglier, and hoarser than his wife.
-- Edgar Watson Howe The secret to creativity is knowing how to hide your sources.
-- Albert Einstein When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Bellaghy
"I have made this letter longer than usual because I lack the time to make it shorter." (Blaise Pascal) Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary.
-- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Virtue is like health: the harmony of the whole man.
-- Thomas Carlyle I'm an excellent housekeeper. Every time I get a divorce, I keep the house.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) Bellaghy Church is only society on earth that exists for the benefit of non-members.
-- William Temple After all, all he did was string together a lot of old, well-known quotations.
-- H. L. Mencken, on Shakespeare Beauty as we feel it is something indescribable; what it is or what it means can never be said.
-- George Santayana Bellaghy
In a hierarchy, every employee tends to rise to his level of incompetence. Therefore:
? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
duties.
? Work My theology, briefly, is that the universe was dictated but not signed.
-- Christopher Morley The best defense is a good offense.
-- Anonymous Opportunities multiply as they are seized.
-- Sun Tzu The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Bellaghy The first rule of intelligent tinkering is to save all the parts.
-- Paul Ehrlich "Whether it is a black cat or a white cat, as long as it can catch the rat, it is a good cat." (Deng Xiao Ping) Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Bellaghy
Good Night, Good night! Parting is such sweet sorrow,
that I shall say good night till it be morrow.
-- Romeo and Juliet, Shakespeare. Act II, Scene II, lines 220-221 Biography lends to death a new terror.
-- Oscar Wilde The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
-- B. F. Skinner Never practice two vices at once.
-- Tallulah Bankhead The Churches must learn humility as well as teach it.
-- George Bernard Shaw, St. Joan Bellaghy There is only one kind of love, but there are a thousand imitations.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) It's not the men in my life that count, it's the life in my men.
-- Mae West Bellaghy
A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) What is the answer? In that case, what is the question?
-- Gertrude Stein, dying words There are many things worth living for, there are a few things worth dying for, but there is nothing
worth killing for.
-- Tom Robbins Marriage is not a word. It is a sentence--a life sentence. "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Bellaghy The brain is a wonderful organ. It starts working the moment you get up in the morning, and does
not stop until you get into the office.
-- Robert Frost The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein Husbands are like fires. They go out if unattended.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Bellaghy
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau "Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s "Learn from the mistakes of others--you can never live long enough to make them all yourself." (John Luther) "The key to wisdom is knowing all the right questions." (John A. Simone Jr.) Marriage is popular because it combines the maximum of temptation with the maximum of
opportunity.
-- George Bernard Shaw Bellaghy Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd blah bl "Less is more." (Robert Browning) Can you imagine what I would do if I could do all I can?
-- The Artist Formerly Known As Prince Bellaghy
Love is the same as like except you feel sexier.
-- Judith Viorst Most married couples, even though they love each other very much in theory, tend to view each
other in practice as large teeming flaw colonies, the result being that they get on each other's
nerves "The purpose of Compulsory Education is to deprive the common people of their commonsense." (Gilbert Keith Chesterton) God gave men both a penis and a brain, but unfortunately not enough blood supply to run both at
the same time.
- Robin Williams, commenting on the Clinton/Lewinsky affair "'Contrariwise,' continued Tweedledee, 'if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!'" (Lewis Carroll, Through the Looking Glass) Bellaghy This book fills a much-needed gap.
- Moses Hadas in a review "There is only one success: to be able to spend your life in your own way, and not to give others absurd maddening claims upon it." (Christopher Darlington Morley) There is a coherent plan in the universe, though I don't know what it's a plan for.
-- Fred Hoyle Bellaghy
Our schools have been scientifically designed to prevent over-education from happening. [...] The
average American (should be) content with their humble role in life, because they're not tempted
to The hardest thing in the world to understand is the income tax.
-- Albert Einstein Drink to me.
-- Pablo Picasso, dying words Never be unfaithful to a lover, except with your wife.
-- P. J. O'Rourke The difference between literature and journalism is that journalism is unreadable and literature is
not read.
-- Oscar Wilde Bellaghy "Twelve magicians and two carnies have been shot dead doing the bullet catch. That's cool enough, but every night when we close our show with that trick and the loaded gun gets pointed in my face, it We have children because we want immortality and this is the most reliable way of getting it.
-- Woodrow Wyatt "We have to be able to criticise what we love, to say what we have to say 'cause if your not trying to make something better, than as far as I can tell, you are just in the way." (Ani Difranco) Bellaghy
You'd be surprised how much it costs to look this cheap.
-- Dolly Parton Happiness in intelligent people is the rarest thing I know.
-- Ernest Hemingway Marriage is the only war in which you sleep with the enemy.
-- Anonymous With this ring I thee wed, with my body I thee worship, and with all my worldly good I thee endow.
-- Wedding Vow, Book of Common Prayer "Once spirit was God, then it became man, and now it is even becoming mob." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Bellaghy "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Lawyers are... operators of the toll bridge which anyone in search of justice must pass.
-- Jane Bryant Quinn Bellaghy
"We're all proud of making little mistakes. It gives us the feeling we don't make any big ones." (Andrew A. Rooney) The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Common sense is the collection of prejudices acquired by age eighteeen.
-- Albert Einstein Acting is the most minor of gifts and not a very high-class way to earn a living. After all, Shirley
Temple could do it at the age of four.
-- Katharine Hepburn I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen Bellaghy "Pay no attention to what the critics say; there has never been set up a statue in honor of a critic." (Jean Sibelius) We make our friends; we make our enemies; but God makes our next door neighbour.
-- G. K. Chesterton The tragedy of life is not that it ends so soon, but that we wait so long to begin it.
-- Anonymous Bellaghy
