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- A. J. Liebling "I knew I was an unwanted baby when I saw my bath toys were a toaster and a radio." (Joan Rivers) "Not by wrath does one kill, but by laughter." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) A mathematician is a device for turning coffee into theorems.
- Paul Erdos Recreation and Sports "When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) Jake liked his women the way he liked his kiwi fruit: sweet yet tart, firm-fleshed yet yielding to the
touch, and covered with short brown fuzzy hair.
-- Jonathan S. Haas "The last of the human freedoms is to choose one's attitude in any given set of circumstances." (Viktor E. Frankl) Recreation and Sports
"Sometimes I think it's another sign of the sad necessity of our crowded, lonely lives, an urgent hopeless reaching out to touch something real, a deep hunger for something authentic when everything s Whoever controls the media--the images--controls the culture.
-- Allen Ginsberg Learn to laugh at your troubles and you'll never run out of things to laugh at.
-- Lyn Karol I have often regretted my speech, never my silence.
-- Anonymous Marriage is a great institution, but who wants to live in an institution?
-- Marx Groucho, the film "Animal Crackers" Recreation and Sports Love thy neighbor, but make sure her husband is away first. When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 For the memory of love is sweet, though the love itself were in vain. And what I have lost of
pleasure, assuage what I find of pain.
-- Lyster Recreation and Sports
"We are what we repeatedly do. Excellence then is not an act but a habit." (Aristotle) Republican boys date Democratic girls. They plan to marry Republican girls, but feel they're entitled to a little fun first. "Video games are bad for you? That's what they said about rock 'n roll." (Shigeru Miyamoto, game designer for Nintendo) Don't look back -- something might be gaining on you.
-- Satchel Paige Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman Recreation and Sports Opportunity may knock only once, but temptation leans on the doorbell.
-- Anonymous The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from You can pay attention to the fact, in which case you'll probably become a mathematician, or you
can ignore it, in which case you'll probably become a physicist.
-- Len Evans, professor, Northwestern Recreation and Sports
Experience is the name every one gives his mistakes.
-- Elbert Hubbard There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde "One can never consent to creep when one feels an impulse to soar." (Helen Keller) The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Recreation and Sports "The easiest kind of relationship is with ten thousand people, the hardest is with one." (Joan Baez) The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton The opposite of a correct statement is a false statement. But the opposite of a profound truth may
well be another profound truth.
-- Niels Bohr Recreation and Sports
Conscience is the inner voice which warns us that someone may be looking.
-- H. L. Mencken Absence diminishes small loves and increases great ones, as the wind blows out the candle and
blows up the bonfire.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "When wealth is lost, nothing is lost; when health is lost, something is lost; when character is lost, all is lost." (Billy Graham) Icky icky icky icky fKANG zoop-boing n zowzyin...
-- The Knights who so recently said "Nee!", Monty Python, British comedy television show The society of women is the element of good manners.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Recreation and Sports To achieve the impossible, it is precisely the unthinkable that must be thought.
-- Tom Robbins, Jitterbug Perfume That government is best which governs least.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Civil Disobedience, 1849 Use your own best judgment at all times.
-- The entire Nordstrom's Department Stores policy manual Recreation and Sports
Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger We learn from experience that men never learn anything from experience.
-- George Bernard Shaw "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Even death is not to be feared by one who has lived wisely.
-- Buddha Life is a series of experiences, each one of which makes us bigger, even though it is hard to
realize this. For the world was built to develop character, and we must learn that the setbacks and
grie Recreation and Sports Death does not concern us, because as long as we exist, death is not here. And when it does
come, we no longer exist.
-- Epicurus "Death is only a launching into the region of the strange Untried; it is but the first salutation to the possibilities of the immense Remote, the Wild, the Watery, the Unshored..." (Herman Melville, When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Recreation and Sports
blah "An engaged woman is always more agreeable than a disengaged. She is satisfied with herself. Her cares are over, and she feels that she may exert all her powers of pleasing without suspicion." ( Actually, the only memory I have of being a Cub Scout was trying to get my hat back. That was all
I did. Run back and forth at my bus stop going "Quit it."
-- Jerry Seinfeld Men always want to be a woman's first love - women like to be a man's last romance.
-- Oscar Wilde "The masses are far more likely to believe a big lie than several small ones." (Adolf Hitler) "In large states public education will always be mediocre, for the same reason that in large kitchens the cooking is usually bad." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Recreation and Sports Never eat more than you can lift.
-- Miss Piggy, character on "The Muppet Show," U.S. television show "When marrying, ask yourself this question: Do you believe that you will be able to converse well with this person into your old age? Everything else in marriage is transitory." (Friedrich Wilhelm Ni Women's liberationists spread the word that...the only peaceful family is one in which either the
wife is enslaved or the husband is androgynous.
-- R. Emmett Tyell, The Liberal Crack-Up, 1984 Recreation and Sports
Convictions are more dangerous enemies of truth than lies.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Sometimes a scream is better than a thesis.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be Do not go where the path may lead, go instead where there is no path and leave a trail.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Recreation and Sports Those who do not want to imitate anything, produce nothing.
-- Salvador Dali When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon Recreation and Sports
We never reflect how pleasant it is to ask for nothing.
-- Seneca Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Radio news is bearable. This is due to the fact that while the news is being broadcast the disc
jockey is not allowed to talk.
-- Fran Lebowitz Give her two red roses, each with a note. The first note says "For the woman I love" and the
second, "For my best friend."
-- Anonymous your daughters marry men of substance: gypsies with two bears. Recreation and Sports Friends may come and go, but enemies accumulate.
-- Thomas Jones The difference between fiction and reality? Fiction has to make sense.
-- Tom Clancy Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman Recreation and Sports
If you want a place in the sun, you've got to put up with a few blisters.
-- Abigail Van Buren The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings If all economists were laid end to end, they would not reach a conclusion.
-- George Bernard Shaw "He who can, does. He who cannot, teaches." (George Bernard Shaw) Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Recreation and Sports Why is it that our memory is good enough to retain the least triviality that happens to us, and yet
not good enough to recollect how often we have told it to the same person?
-- François de La Rouch A woman without a man is like a fish without a bicycle.
-- Gloria Steinem "Bread feeds the body, indeed, but flowers feed also the soul." (The Prophet Mohammad) Recreation and Sports
"We must view young people not as empty bottles to be filled but as candles to be lit." (Robert Shaffer) It is best to learn as we go, not go as we have learned.
-- Leslie Jeanne Sahler If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill What do I dislike about death? Must be the hours.
-- Woody Allen Parents are the bones upon which children sharpen their teeth.
-- Peter Ustinov Recreation and Sports You can always amend a big plan, but you can never expand a little one. I don't believe in little
plans. I believe in plans big enough to meet a situation which we can't possibly foresee now.
-- Ha "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine Recreation and Sports
