Ballysally Children's Special Services Mission - Annual CSSM children's outreach event. Details of all team members, diary, prayer points, photo gallery, guestbook and contact details.
Coleraine NIFHS - Local family history group covering the borough of Coleraine with newsletter and details of current members.
2nd Coleraine Boys Brigade - Associated with 1st Coleraine and New Row Prebyterian churches. Includes news, company history, profile of each section, events diary and contacts.
SaferColeraine.org.uk - Community forum. Includes meetings, news and information about current projects.
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men.
-- Henry B. Adams Every calling is great when greatly pursued.
-- Oliver Wendell Holmes The artist is nothing without the gift, but the gift is nothing without work.
- Emile Zola "I have never met a man so ignorant that I couldn't learn something from him." (Galileo Galilei) There ought to be one day - just one - when there is open season on senators.
-- Will Rogers Society and Culture We need the iron qualities that go with true manhood. We need the positive virtues of resolution,
of courage, of indomitable will, of power to do without shrinking the rough work that must always
be Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Before marriage, a man will lie awake all night thinking about something you said; after marriage,
he'll fall asleep before you finish saying it.
-- Helen Roland Society and Culture
"Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) "Plato was a bore." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Courage is found in unlikely places." (John Ronald Reuel Tolkien) Society and Culture "A fool thinks himself to be wise, but a wise man knows himself to be a fool." (William Shakespeare) Ninety percent of the game is half mental.
-- Yogi Berra The health of the people is really the foundation upon which all their happiness and all their
powers as a State depend.
-- Benjamin Disraeli Society and Culture
The price of freedom is eternal vigilance.
-- Thomas Jefferson I have always dressed according to certain Basic Guy Fashion Rules, including:
* Both of your socks should always be the same color
* Or they should at least both be fairly dark
-- Dave Barry Joint Checking Account: a handly little device which permits my wife to beat me to the draw. If I were to try to read, much less answer, all the attacks made on me, this shop might as well be
closed for any other business.
-- Abraham Lincoln Ah Mozart! He was happily married - but his wife wasn't.
-- Victor Borge Society and Culture There is nothing like returning to a place that remains unchanged to find the ways in which you
yourself have altered.
-- Nelson Mandela, A Long Walk to Freedom I begin by taking. I shall find scholars later to demonstrate my perfect right.
- Frederick (II) the Great I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show Society and Culture
"Love is always a stranger in the house of avarice." (Andreas Capellanus) "If liberty and equality, as is thought by some, are chiefly to be found in democracy, they will be best attained when all persons alike share in government to the utmost." (Aristotle) Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte We haven't the money, so we've got to think.
-- Lord Rutherford Whenever I date a guy, I think, is this the man I want my children to spend their weekends with?
-- Rita Rudner Society and Culture Everything that can be invented has been invented.
- Charles H. Duell, Commissioner, U.S. Office of Patents, 1899 The more faithfully you listen to the voices within you, the better you will hear what is sounding
outside.
-- Dag Hammarskjold When I was a kid my favorite relative was Uncle Caveman. After school we'd all go play in his
cave, and every once in a while he would eat one of us. It wasn't until later that I found out that
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"Boredom is a vital problem for the moralist, since at least half the sins of mankind are caused by the fear of it." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) Learn from yesterday, live for today, hope for tomorrow. The important thing is not to stop
questioning.
-- Albert Einstein "To make the individual uncomfortable, that is my task." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) "Love matches, so called, have illusion for their father and need for their mother." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Show me a sane man and I will cure him for you.
- Carl Gustav Jung Society and Culture In the late 1600s the finest instruments originated from three rural families whose workshops
were side by side in the Italian village of Cremona. First were the Amatis, and outside their shop
hung "I've decided something: Commercial things really do stink. As soon as it becomes commercial for a mass market it really stinks." (Andy Warhol, The Andy Warhol Diaries, 1989) "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) Society and Culture
"When once you have tasted flight you will always walk the earth with your eyes turned skyward: for there you have been and there you will always be." (Henry Van Dyke) When you have to kill a man, it costs nothing to be polite.
- Sir Winston Churchill That men do not learn very much from the lessons of history is the most important of all the
lessons that history has to teach.
-- Aldous Huxley I read the book of Job last night - I don't think God comes out well in it.
-- Virginia Woolf If you want to make an apple pie from scratch, you must first create the universe.
- Carl Sagan Society and Culture The honest poor can sometimes forget poverty. The honest rich can never forget it.
-- G. K. Chesterton I married beneath me. All women do.
-- Lady Nancy Astor, attributed Giving every man a vote has no more made men wise and free than Christianity has made them
good.
-- H.L. Mencken Society and Culture
Love cures people, both the ones who give it and the ones who receive it.
-- Dr. Karl Menninger The greatest test of courage on earth is to bear defeat without losing heart.
-- Robert G. Ingersoll In view of all the deadly computer viruses that have been spreading lately, Weekend Update
would like to remind you: when you link up to another computer, you're linking up to every
computer that th A really busy person never knows how much he weighs.
-- Ed Howe The only limit to our realization of tomorrow will be our doubts of today.
-- Franklin D. Roosevelt Society and Culture "Somewhere, something incredible is waiting to be known." (Blaise Pascal) Never interrupt your enemy when he is making a mistake.
- Napoleon Bonaparte Great eaters and great sleepers are incapable of anything else that is great.
-- William Shakespeare, Henry IV Society and Culture
When we treat man as he is, we make him worse than he is; when we treat him as if he already
were what he potentially could be, we make him what he should be.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon To love another person is to help them love God.
-- Søren Kierkegaard If you want anything done well, do it yourself. This is why most people laugh at their own jokes.
-- Bob Edwards Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Society and Culture Ninety percent of everything is crap.
-- Theodore Sturgeon "The fact that an opinion has been widely held is no evidence whatever that it is not utterly absurd." (Bertrand Arthur William Russell, 1872-1970) A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted
by a little physical antipathy.
-- Friedrich Nietzsche Society and Culture
If your wife wants to learn how to drive, don't stand in her way. "Experience: that most brutal of teachers. But you learn; my God, do you learn!" (Clive Staples Lewis) Marriage is bliss. Ignorance is bliss. Ergo... Basically, I no longer work for anything but the sensation I have while working.
- Albert Giacometti (sculptor) "I feel I have to protect myself against things. So I'm pretty careful to lose most of them." (George Orson Welles) Society and Culture "If you're in a bad situation, don't worry it'll change. If you're in a good situation, don't worry it'll change." (John A. Simone Sr.) "The reason why kids are crazy is because nobody can face the responsibility of bringing them up." (John Lennon) "Any fool can criticize, condemn, and complain -- and most fools do." (Dale Carnegie) Society and Culture
The first duty of love is to listen.
-- Paul Tillich If people turn to look at you on the street, you are not well dressed.
-- Beau Brummel The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the
chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'.
- unknown "Hold the fort! I am coming!" (General William Tecumseh Sherman) Never look at the trombones. You'll only encourage them.
-- Richard Strauss, on conducting Society and Culture Technology makes it possible for people to gain control over everything, except over technology.
-- John Tudor Glory is fleeting, but obscurity is forever.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte Meetings are an addictive, highly self-indulgent activity that corporations and other large
organizations habitually engage in only because they cannot actually masturbate.
-- Dave Barry Society and Culture
The grand aim of all science is to cover the greatest number of empirical facts by logical
deduction from the smallest number of hypotheses or axioms.
-- Albert Einstein The mass of men lead lives of quiet desperation. What is called resignation is confirmed
desperation.
-- Henry David Thoreau, Walden (1854) A man can't be too careful in the choice of his enemies.
- Oscar Wilde "Transport of the mails, transport of the human voice, transport of flickering pictures--in this century as in others our highest accomplishments still have the single aim of bringing men together." "Death where is thy sting? Love, where is thy glory?" (William Shakespeare) Society and Culture I am enough of an artist to draw freely upon my imagination. Imagination is more important than
knowledge. Knowledge is limited. Imagination encircles the world.
-- Albert Einstein In olden times sacrifices were made at the altar--a practice which is still continued.
-- Helen Rowland Moderation is a fatal thing. Nothing succeeds like excess.
-- Oscar Wilde Society and Culture