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-- Abraham Lincoln Immature love says: "I love you because I need you." Mature love says: "I need you because I
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-- Erich Fromm Here's to you and here's to me,
and I hope we never disagree.
But, if that should ever be,
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- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming Health "Liberty means responsibility. That is why most men dread it." (George Bernard Shaw) "Experience is not what happens to a man. It is what a man does with what happens to him." (Aldous Huxley) then the world 's mine oyster
-- William Shakespeare, The Merry Wives of Windsor Health
Such is life.
-- Ned Kelly, Last words, before being hung at Old Melbourne Gaol "Dying is the most embarrassing thing that can ever happen to you, because someone's got to take care of all your details." (Andy Warhol, America, 1985) Courage: doing what you're afraid to do. There can be no courage unless you're scared.
-- Eddie Rickenbacker Education ... has produced a vast population able to read but unable to distinguish what is worth
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-- G. M. Trevelyan What is life? It is the flash of a firefly in the night. It is the breath of a buffalo in the wintertime. It is
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-- Crow Health Experience teaches only the teachable.
-- Aldous Huxley Intelligence has nothing to do with politics.
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-- Aesop Health Facts are stubborn things; and whatever may be our wishes, our inclinations, or the dictates of
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-- Robert Frost It takes two to speak truth --One to speak, and another to hear.
-- Henry David Thoreau Health
"The man who never made a mistake never made anything." (Derek Longdon, Tongariro Power Development, Turangi, New Zealand) The real problem is not whether machines think but whether men do.
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-- Helen Rowland Health
Oregon Democratic Senate candidate Tom Bruggere, in describing his support for
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-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All UGLINESS, n. A gift of the gods to certain women, entailing virtue without humility.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 I have spread my dreams under your feet;
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-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe What lies behind us and what lies before us are tiny matters compared to what lies within us.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson "The tree of liberty must be refreshed from time to time with the blood of patriots and tyrants." (Thomas Jefferson) Health
Keep your face to the sunshine and you cannot see the shadow.
-- Helen Keller Everything in the world may be endured except continued prosperity.
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? In time, every post tends to be occupied by an employee who is incompetent to carry out its
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-- Nigerian Proverb Health "Use what talents you possess; The woods would be very silent if no birds sang there except those that sang best." (William Blake) The absolute yearning of one human body for another particular body and its indifference to
substitutes is one of life's major mysteries.
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-- Josh Billings Health
Military justice is to justice what military music is to music.
-- George Clemenceau An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for
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-- Harold Loukes "Life is a great surprise. I don't see why death should not be an even greater one." (Vladimir Nabokov) He is one of those people who would be enormously improved by death.
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- Helen Rowland Health "Even a stopped clock is right twice a day." (Marie von Ebner-Eschenbach) Hell is paved with good samaritans.
-- William M. Holden A jury consists of twelve persons chosen to decide who has the better lawyer.
Robert Frost (1874-1963) Health
Study men, not historians.
-- Harry Truman There are only two things a child will share willingly communicable diseases and his mother's
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-- Modern Maturity It was the experience of mystery -- even if mixed with fear -- that engendered religion.
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-- Gamaliel Bradford Health
Nobody is more dangerous than he who imagines himself pure in heart; for his purity, by
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-- James Baldwin, Nobody Knows My Name, 1961 "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) We seek the comfort of another. Someone to share and share the life we choose. Someone to
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-- Calvin It is no use walking anywhere to preach unless our walking is our preaching.
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-- George Bernard Shaw The mediocre teacher tells. The good teacher explains.The superior teacher demonstrates. The
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-- William Arthur Ward Health
You never see a man walking down the street with a woman who has a little pot belly and a bald
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-- Elayne Boosler Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes.
- Henry David Thoreau There are three types of people in this world: Those who can count, and those who can't.
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-- Bill Moyers Health
A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
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-- Henry James Health We must become the change we want to see.
-- Gandhi You can't say civilization isn't advancing: in every war they kill you in a new way.
-- Will Rogers "I was a total loner, not by self-design. I just didn't know what the hell to say to people. I was so shy. I used to stammer and lisp and dribble at the mouth." (Sir Anthony Hopkins, on his youth) Health
