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Gorteen House - Hotel accommodation, functions, restaurants, bars, and nightclub, situated along the north coast.

Limavady on the Web - Complete guide to the area, with a searchable database of businesses and community organisations.

Limavady High School - Controlled, co-educational school with curriculum information and admissions criteria.

Limavady On Line - Photos of the town and Roe Valley Country Park. Also includes local poetry and relevant links.

David's Limavady Guide - Brief information about the town, with a photos archive.

Borough of Limavady - Guide to the town and surrounding area featuring a business directory, tourist information, community news and local history.

Limavady Cricket and Rugby Football Club - Features news, history, fixtures and results.

Limavady Grammar School - Includes curriculum information, school policies, development plan and admissions criteria.

Limavady Jazz and Blues Festival - Annual event with gig guide, photos and venue map.

Limavady and Letterkenny - Guide to the two towns covering accommodation, events, attractions and travel information.

Dogleap MCC - Motorcycle club with newsletter, events guide and members' bikes.

Roe Valley Cycling Club - Features photos, calendar and race results.

Limavady Direct - On-line directory of businesses, service providers and community organisations in the Borough Council region.

The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and stupid from Executive ability is deciding quickly and getting someone else to do the work. -- John G. Pollard People say "I want peace." If you remove I {ego}, and your want {desire}, you are left with peace. -- Satya Sai Baba You are never given a wish without also being given the power to make it come true. -- Richard Bach "A wise man among the ignorant is as a beautiful girl in the company of blind men." (Saadi) Limavady blah "Great things are not done by impulse, but by a series of small things brought together." (Vincent van Gogh) I choose a block of marble and chop off whatever I don't need. - Francois-Auguste Rodin (1840-1917), when asked how he managed to make his remarkable statues Parenthetical remarks (however relevant) are unnecessary. -- Frank L. Visco, How to Write Good Limavady How is it that little children are so intelligent and men so stupid? It must be education that does it. -- Alexandre Dumas fils "Talent does what it can; genius does what it must." (Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton) 'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart. -- ee cummings Everyone is a genius at least once a year; a real genius has his original ideas closer together. - Georg Lichtenberg In answer to the question of why it happened, I offer the modest proposal that our Universe is simply one of those things which happen from time to time. -- Edward P. Tryon Limavady Love is the triumph of imagination over intelligence. -- H. L. Mencken Love, I find, is like singing. Everybody can do enough to satisfy themselves, though it may not impress the neighbors as being very much. -- Zora Neale Hurston Democracy is a device that insures we shall be governed no better than we deserve. -- George Bernard Shaw Limavady "Like as the waves make towards the pebbl'd shore, so do our minutes, hasten to their end." (William Shakespeare) blah "To give anything less than your best is to sacrifice the gift." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) "The mark of our time is its revulsion against imposed patterns." (Marshall McLuhan) The difference between 'involvement' and 'commitment' is like an eggs-and-ham breakfast: the chicken was 'involved' - the pig was 'committed'. - unknown I find that the harder I work, the more luck I seem to have. - Thomas Jefferson Limavady In America, anybody can be president. That's one of the risks you take. -- Adlai Stevenson blah "Show me a thoroughly satisfied man and I will show you a failure." (Thomas Alva Edison) The true measure of a man is how he treats someone who can do him absolutely no good. - Samuel Johnson Limavady The nice thing about egotists is that they don't talk about other people. -- Lucille S. Harper I believe in equality for everyone, except reporters and photographers. -- Gandhi "I was born and raised with crocodiles; they are a piece of cake. But kids are so ... unpredictable." (Steve Irwin, "Crocodile Hunter") Colleges are places where pebbles are polished and diamonds are dimmed. -- Robert G. Ingersoll, (seen attributed to "R.S. Ingersoll" - a typo?) The man who complains about the way the ball bounces is likely the one who dropped it. -- Lou Holtz Limavady I find television very educating. Every time sombody turns on the set, I go into the other room and read a book. -- Groucho Marx "Wise men learn more from fools, than fools from the wise." (Anonymous) The true spirit of conversation consists in building on another man's observation, not overturning it. -- Edward Bulwer-Lytton Limavady In marriage, as in war, it is permitted to take every advantage of the enemy. "I think people resist freedom because they're afraid of the unknown. But it's ironic....That unknown was once very well known. It's where are souls belong....The only solution is to confront them--co The longer I live the more I see that I am never wrong about anything, and that all the pains that I have so humbly taken to verify my notions have only wasted my time. - George Bernard Shaw A wasted youth is better by far than a wise and productive old age. -- Meat Loaf, from the song "Wasted Youth" on the album Bat Out of Hell II "People expect a certain reaction from a business, and when you pleasantly exceed those expectations, you've somehow passed an important psychological threshold." (Richard Thalheimer, president, The Limavady "If a million people say a foolish thing, it is still a foolish thing." (Anatole France) Mistakes are the portals of discovery. -- James Joyce Wisdom is knowing what to do next; virtue is doing it. -- David Starr Jordan Limavady Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother. -- Ken Dodd Better to die ten thousand deaths than wound my honor. -- Joseph Addison If addiction is judged by how long a dumb animal will sit pressing a lever to get a 'fix' of something, to its own detriment, then I would conclude that netnews is far more addictive than cocaine. Goodbye, Everybody! -- Hart Crane, poet, who committed suicide by jumping overboard during a steamship voyage. "We have been the cowards lobbing cruise missiles from 2,000 miles away. That's cowardly. Staying in the airplane when it hits the building, say what you want about it, it's not cowardly." (Bill Mahe Limavady For most of history, Anonymous was a woman. -- Virginia Woolf Life does not cease to be funny when people die any more than it ceases to be serious when people laugh. -- George Bernard Shaw Perfection is achieved, not when there is nothing more to add, but when there is nothing left to take away. - Antoine de Saint Exupery Limavady You can close your eyes to reality, but not to memories. -- Stanislaw J. Lem "Experience is a good teacher, but she sends in terrific bills." (Minna Antrim) An understanding heart is everything is a teacher, and cannot be esteemed highly enough. One looks back with appreciation to the brilliant teachers, but with gratitude to those who touched our human "All grown-ups were once children, though few of them remember it." (Antoine de Saint Exupéry) It was a day like this Marco Polo left for China. What are your plans for today? --Loesje Limavady All over Washington today, the politicians and the power brokers are happy. In fact, if you listen closely, you can hear the sound of champagne corks popping. -- Paul Jacob, Term Limits Executive Di "Failure is not an option!" (Ed Harris, as Gene Kranz, Apollo 13) "In order to attain the impossible, one must attempt the absurd." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Limavady "I consider it the highest compliment when my employees go out and start their own companies in competition with me. I always send them a plant to wish them well. Of course, it's a cactus." (Norman B A husband is what's left of the lover after the nerve has been extracted. -- Helen Rowland The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. -- S. T. Coleridge Trust yourself. You know more than you think you do. -- Dr. Benjamin Spock, American pediatrician, address to new parents An act of love that fails is just as much a part of the divine life as an act of love that succeeds, for love is measured by fullness, not by reception. -- Harold Loukes Limavady Spinster: A bachelor's wife. I couldn't remember when I had been so disappointed. Except perhaps the time I found out that M&Ms really do melt in your hand... -- Peter Oakley Better keep yourself clean and bright; you are the window through which you must see the world. -- George Bernard Shaw Limavady "Contrariwise," continued Tweedledee, "if it was so, it might be, and if it were so, it would be; but as it isn't, it ain't. That's logic!" -- Lewis Carroll, Alice in Wonderland "Great spirits have always faced voilent protest from mediocre minds." (Albert Einstein) For best results: wash in cold water separately, hang dry and iron with warm iron. For not so good results: drag behind car through puddles, blow-dry on roofrack. -- Laundry instructions on a shirt Every man knows his follies and often they are the most interesting thing he has got. -- Josh Billings Democracy is the name we give the people whenever we need them. -- Marquis de Flers Robert and Arman de Caillavet Limavady I do not see the EEC as a great love affair. It is more like nine desperate middle-ages couples with failing marriages meeting at a Brussels hotel for a group grope. -- Tynan A man in the house is worth two in the street. -- Mae West A man who marries a woman to educate her falls a victim to the same fallacy as the woman who marries a man to reform him. -- Elbert Hubbard Limavady Shoot for the moon. Even if you miss, you'll land among the stars -- Les Brown To travel hopefully is a better thing than to arrive, and the true success is to labour. -- Robert L. Stevenson I told my wife that a husband is like a fine wine; he gets better with age. The next day, she locked me in the cellar. -- Anonymous At the bottom no one in life can help anyone else in life; this one experiences over and over in every conflict and every perplexity: that one is alone. That isn't as bad as it may first appear; and There are only two ways to live your life. One is as though nothing is a miracle. The other is as though everything is a miracle. - Albert Einstein Limavady He who limps is still walking. -- Stanislaw J. Lec Distrust any enterprise that requires new clothes. - Henry David Thoreau If it is not right do not do it; if it is not true do not say it. -- Marcus Aurelius Limavady There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran And in the end it's not the years in your life that count. It's the life in your years. -- Abraham Lincoln All women become like their mothers. That is their tragedy. No man does. That is his. -- Oscar Wilde To the ass, or the sow, their own offspring appears the fairest in creation. -- Latin Proverb The marriage of Marxism and feminism has been like the marriage of husband and wife depicted in English common law: Marxism and feminism are one, and that one is Marxism. --Heidi Hartmann [The Unhappy Limavady What would you attempt if you knew you could not fail? -- Robert Schuller "I expect nothing. I fear no one. I am free." (Nikos Kazantzakis) It is dangerous to be sincere unless you are also stupid. - George Bernard Shaw Limavady
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