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My good intentions are completely lethal.
-- Margaret Atwood I stopped believing in Santa Claus when I was six. Mother took me to see him in a department
store and he asked for my autograph.
-- Shirley Temple Black The best way to get husbands to do something is to suggest that perhaps they are too old to do it.
-- Shirley MacLaine "Posterity: you will never know how much it has cost my generation to preserve your freedom. I hope you will make good use of it." (John Quincy Adams) A coward is a hero with a wife, kids, and a mortgage.
-- Marvin Kitman Society and Culture It is with true love as it is with ghosts; everyone talks about it, but few have seen it.
-- François de La Rouchefoucauld "Beauty without expression is boring." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Go on, get out. Last words are for fools who haven't said enough.
-- Karl Marx, dying words to his housekeeper Society and Culture
"We always get bored with those whom we bore." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) "A woman may very well form a friendship with a man, but for this to endure, it must be assisted by a little physical antipathy." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) When I have a kid, I wanna put him in one of those strollers for twins, then run around the mall
looking frantic.
-- Steven Wright I don't know why I did it, I don't know why I enjoyed it, and I don't know why I'll do it again.
-- Bart Simpson, young character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show "When thou art at Rome, do as they do at Rome." (Miguel de Cervantes Saavedra, 1547-1616) Society and Culture There is nothing nobler or more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house
as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.
-- Homer, Odyssey, ninth century The multitude is always in the wrong.
-- Wentworth Dillon, Earl of Roscommon, 1684 Things are more like they are now than they ever were before.
-- Dwight D. Eisenhower, U.S. President Society and Culture
The difference between pornography and erotica is lighting.
-- Gloria Leonard We have been friends together in sunshine and in shade.
-- Caroline Norton Beneath the rule of men entirely great, / The pen is mightier than the sword.
-- Edward Robert Bulwer-Lytton, Richelieu, II. ii Practice random acts of kindness and sensless acts of beauty.
-- Adair Lara "The concerned investment banker is the one who blows the horn on his Mercedes as he drives through a red light." (Anonymous) Society and Culture Women are like tea bags; put them in hot water and they get stronger.
-- Eleanor Roosevelt His ignorance is encyclopedic
- Abba Eban "I run to see who has the most guts." (Steve Roland Prefontaine) Society and Culture
Dishonor will not trouble me, once I am dead.
-- Euripides "Great indebtedness does not make men grateful, but vengeful; and if a little charity is not forgotten, it turns into a gnawing worm." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche, Thus Spake Zarathustra) Art and science have their meeting point in method.
-- Edward Bulwer-Lytton "The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) The difference between sex and death is that with death you can do it alone and no one is going
to make fun of you.
-- Woody Allen Society and Culture "To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx Where there is marriage without love, there will be love without marriage.
-- Benjamin Franklin Society and Culture
"To educate educators! But the first ones must educate themselves! And for these I write." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) A good novel tells us the truth about its hero; but a bad novel tells us the truth about its author.
-- G. K. Chesterton The average, healthy, well-adjusted adult gets up at seven-thirty in the morning feeling just plain
terrible.
-- Jean Kerr Once is happenstance. Twice is coincidence. Three times is enemy action.
- Auric Goldfinger, in Goldfinger by Ian L. Fleming They will say you are on the wrong road, if it is your own.
-- Antonio Porchi Society and Culture Wherever you have an efficient government you have a dictatorship.
-- Harry S. Truman Boredom is the feeling that everything is a waste of time; serenity, that nothing is.
-- Thomas Szasz Every act of creation is first an act of destruction.
-- Pablo Picasso Society and Culture
You have no more right to consume happiness without producing it than to consume wealth
without producing it.
-- George Bernard Shaw Usenet is like Tetris for people who still remember how to read.
-- Button from the Computer Museum, Boston, MA "Small minds discuss people, average minds discuss events, great minds discuss ideas." (Anonymous) The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Society and Culture Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman If someone offers you a breath mint, accept it.
-- H. Jackson Brown, Jr., Life's Little Treasure Book, on wisdom Reality is merely an illusion, albeit a very persistent one.
-- Albert Einstein Society and Culture
By working faithfully eight hours a day, you might eventually get to be a boss and work twelve
hours a day.
-- ROBERT FROST blah bla "I never think of the future. It comes soon enough." (Albert Einstein) "Death is nothing, but to live defeated and inglorious is to die daily." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Whenever a husband and wife begin to discuss their marriage, they are giving evidence at an
inquest.
-- H. L. Mencken Anyone can be passionate, but it takes real lovers to be silly.
-- Rose Franken Society and Culture We are all here for a spell; get all the good laughs you can.
-- Will Rogers "Workers of the world unite; you have nothing to lose but your chains." (Karl Marx) "Goodwill is the only asset that competition cannot undersell or destroy." (Mrshall Field, businessman and philanthropist) Society and Culture
If a man is considered guilty for what goes on in his mind, give me the electric chair for all my
future crimes.
-- Prince I never hated a man enough to give him his diamonds back.
-- Zsa Zsa Gabor Shotgun wedding: a case of wife or death The streets are safe in Philadelphia. It's only the people who make them unsafe.
-- Frank Rizzo, ex-police chief and mayor of Philadelphia "May the forces of evil become confused on the way to your house." (George Carlin) Society and Culture The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
-- General George Patton "Conform and be dull." (J. Frank Doble) Love is stronger than justice.
-- Sting Society and Culture
There's a way of transferring funds that is even faster than electronic banking. It's called marriage. -- James Holt McGavran Love begins with a smile, grows with a kiss, and ends with a teardrop.
-- Anonymous The object of war is not to die for your country but to make the other bastard die for his.
- General George Patton "Ten people who speak make more noise than ten thousand who are silent." (Napoleon Bonaparte) Fill what's empty, empty what's full, and scratch where it itches.
- the Duchess of Windsor, when asked what is the secret of a long and happy life Society and Culture When ideas fail, words come in very handy.
-- Johann Wolfgang von Goethe Why yes -- a bulletproof vest.
-- James Rodges, murderer, on his final request before the firing squad MARRIAGE, n. The state or condition of a community consisting of a master, a mistress and two
slaves, making in all, two.
-- Ambrose Bierce, The Devil's Dictionary, 1911 Society and Culture
Whatever you do will be insignificant, but it is most important that you do it.
-- Gandhi A beauty is a woman you notice; A charmer is one who notices you.
-- Adlai Stevenson When buying and selling are controlled by legislation, the first things to be bought and sold are
legislators.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Victory belongs to the most persevering.
-- Napoleon Bonaparte There are not enough Indians in the world to defeat the Seventh Cavalry.
-- George Armstrong Custer Society and Culture Guys are lucky because they get to grow mustaches. I wish I could. It's like having a little pet for
your face.
-- Anita Wise "I'm basically an optimist in life but this doesn't prevent me from deducing as a scientist that we are probably doomed." (Vladimir Chaloupka, physicist, University of Washington, regarding mankind's Chase after the truth like all hell and you'll free yourself, even though you never touch its
coattails.
-- Clarence Darrow Society and Culture
Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki When a person can no longer laugh at himself, it is time for others to laugh at him.
-- Thomas Szasz, The Second Sin, 1973 I haven't committed a crime. What I did was fail to comply with the law.
-- David Dinkins, New York City Mayor, answering accusations that he failed to pay his taxes. "This is slavery, not to speak one's thought." (Euripides) When we do the best that we can, we never know what miracle is wrought in our life, or in the life
of another.
-- Helen Keller Society and Culture Better to have loved a short man than never to have loved a tall.
-- David Chambless The highest use of capital is not to make more money, but to make money do more for the
betterment of life.
-- Henry Ford To decide, to be at the level of choice, is to take responsibility for your life and to be in control of
your life.
-- Abbie M. Dale Society and Culture
