C.T.F Sheds - Timber frame building company with product photos.
O'Loughlin Brothers - Specialising in new, used and imported prestige cars. Includes details of current stock.
Oak Tree Farm - Animal rescue centre. Includes adoption policies, pet care information and photos of dogs and cats that need rehoming.
Eddie Benton - Includes photography of Upperlands and nearby areas, as well as local news.
Outside of the killings, Washington has one of the lowest crime rates in the country.
-- Marion Barry, Mayor, Washington, D.C. Thanksgiving is so called because we are all so thankful that it only comes once a year.
-- P. J. O'Rourke Marriage resembles a pair of shears, so joined that they cannot be separated; often moving in
opposite directions, yet always punishing any one who comes between them.
-- Sydney Smith The west wasn't won on salad.
-- ND Beef Council, billboard advertisement, 1990 "What you do speaks so loudly that I cannot hear what you say." (Ralph Waldo Emerson) Maghera Propel, propel, propel your craft softly down liquid solution. Ecstatically, ecstatically, ecstatically,
ecstatically, Existence is simply illusion.
-- Fred Rogers, parody of "Row, row, row your boa I shall not waste my days in trying to prolong them.
- Ian L. Fleming The statistics on sanity are that one out of every four Americans is suffering from some form of
mental illness. Think of your three best friends. If they're okay, then it's you.
-- Rita Mae Brown Maghera
It is not because things are difficult that we do not dare; it is because we do not dare that they are
difficult.
-- Seneca "I do not agree with what you have to say, but I'll defend to the death your right to say it." (Francois Marie Arouet Voltaire, 1694-1778) Familiarity breeds contempt -- and children.
-- Mark Twain Love and work are the cornerstones of our humanness.
-- Sigmund Freud Never judge someone by who he's in love with; judge him by his friends. People fall in love with
the most appalling people. Take a cool, appraising glance at his pals.
-- Cynthia Heimel Maghera "If you assume that there's no hope, you guarantee that there will be no hope. If you assume that there is an instinct for freedom, there are opportunities to change things, there's a chance for you t blah "A friend is someone who gives you total freedom to be yourself." (James Douglas Morrison, lead singer of The Doors) Bachelors know more about women than married men; if they didn't, they'd be married too.
-- H. L. Mencken Maghera
For centuries, theologians have been explaining the unknowable in terms of the-not-worth-
knowing.
- Henry Louis Mencken The majority of husbands remind me of an orangutan trying to play the violin.
-- Honore de Balzac "In literary criticism the critic has no choice but to make over the victim of his attention into something the size and shape of himself." (John Steinbeck, Travels With Charley) "One often contradicts an opinion when what is uncongenial is really the tone in which it was conveyed." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Not to anticipate is already to moan.
-- Leonardo da Vinci Maghera I never found the companion that was so companionable as solitude. we are for the most part
more lonely when we go abroad among men than when we stay in our chambers.
-- Thoreau >From the moment I picked your book up until I laid it down I was convulsed with laughter. Some
day I intend reading it.
-- Groucho Marx There's nothing remarkable about it. All one has to do is hit the right keys at the right time and the
instrument plays itself.
-- Johann Sebastian Bach Maghera
More than kisses, letters mingle souls.
-- John Donne The great end of life is not knowledge, but action. What men need is as much knowledge as they
can organize for action; give them more and it may become injurious. Some men are heavy and
stupid from Live truth instead of professing it.
-- Elbert Hubbard "Do something for the joy of doing it and pray you won't be punished." (Sammy Cahn) "No man is clever enough to know all the evil he does." (François VI Duke (duc) de La Rochefoucauld, 1616-80) Maghera The better part of valor is discretion.
-- William Shakespeare 1564-1616 from King Henry the Fourth, Part I A scar nobly got, or a noble scar, is a good livery of honour; so belike is that.
-- Shakespeare, William Saying that Windows95 is equal to Macintosh is like finding a potato that looks like Jesus and
believing you've witnessed the second coming.
-- Guy Kawasaki Maghera
"The devil's agents may be of flesh and blood, may they not?" (Sir Arthur Conan Doyle, The Hound of the Baskervilles) Weaseling out of things is good. It's what separates us from the other animals....except weasels.
-- Homer Simpson, character from The Simpsons, U.S. animated television show The heart has its reasons of which reason knows nothing.
-- Blaise Pascal, Pensées, trans. A.J. Krailsheimer I've never had major knee surgery on any other part of my body.
-- Winston Bennett, University of Kentucky basketball forward Compromise: An amiable arrangement between husband and wife whereby they agree to let her
have her own way.
-- Anonymous Maghera Computers can figure out all kinds of problems, except the things in the world that just don't add
up.
-- Anon God help the man who won't marry until he finds a perfect woman, and God help him still more if
he finds her.
-- Benjamin Tillett Public office is the last refuge of a scoundrel.
-- Boies Penrose, 1931 Maghera
The most wasted day of all is that in which we have not laughed.
-- Sebastian Roch Nicolas Chamfort "The only real mistake is the one from which we learn nothing." (John Powell) All television is children's television.
-- Richard P. Adler I was nauseous and tingly all over... I was either in love or I had smallpox.
-- Woody Allen There is no such thing as a moral or an immoral book. Books are well written or badly written.
-- Oscar Wilde Maghera Jimmy Carter as President is like Truman Capote marrying Dolly Parton. The job is just too big for
him.
-- Rich Little Fighting is essentially a masculine idea; a woman's weapon is her tongue.
-- Hermione Gingold Husband: a man who buys his football tickets four months in advance and waits until December 24 to do his Christmas shopping. Maghera
What is politics, after all, but the compulsion to preside over property and make other peoples'
decisions for them?
-- Tom Robbins, Skinny Legs and All Someday is not a day of the week.
-- Anon. A conference is a gathering of important people who singly can do nothing, but together can
decide that nothing can be done.
-- Fred Allen I don't feel good.
-- Luther Burbank, dying words Better watch out that you won't become a television set in your next life.
--Loesje Maghera In the book of life, the answers aren't in the back.
-- Charlie Brown, character in "Peanuts" comic strip, created by Charles Schultz There is no reason for any individual to have a computer in his home.
-- Kenneth H. Olson, President of DEC, Convention of the World Future Society, 1977 Dogma is the sacrifice of wisdom to consistency.
- Lewis Perelman Maghera
I've sometimes thought of marrying, and then I've thought again.
-- Noel Coward It is a miracle that curiosity survives formal education.
-- Albert Einstein "Democracy is the recurrent suspicion that more than half of the people are right more than half of the time." (E. B. White) "I am not afraid of tomorrow, for i have seen yesterday and i love today!" (William Allen White) The most wasted of all days is one without laughter.
-- ee cummings Maghera Everyone admits that love is wonderful and necessary, yet no one agrees on just what it is.
-- Diane Ackerman "Give me liberty or give me death." (Patrick Henry) The cynics are right nine times out of ten.
- Henry Louis Mencken Maghera
"Murderers have been known to find that young girls give them more trouble than anybody else." (Jean Cocteau, Les Enfants Terribles) "When even one American--who has done nothing wrong--is forced by fear to shut his mind and close his mouth--then all Americans are in peril." (Harry S. Truman) Wind is to fire like distance is to love; it extinguishes the small and enflames the great.
-- Anonymous The only reward of virtue is virtue.
-- Ralph Waldo Emerson The grass may be greener on the other side of the fence, but you still have to mow it.
-- Anonymous Maghera Honolulu, it's got everything. Sand for the children, sun for the wife, sharks for the wife's mother.
-- Ken Dodd "Now that we have everything we need, we discover that there is almost nothing that we have that we want." (John Cage, M, Writings 1967 - 1972) I think 'Hail to the Chief' has a nice ring to it.
- John F. Kennedy when asked what is his favorite song Maghera
Government is like a baby. An alimentary canal with a big appetite at one end and no sense of
responsibility at the other.
-- Ronald Reagan, Saturday Evening Post, 1965 Anyone can do any amount of work provided it isn't the work he's supposed to be doing at the
moment.
-- Robert Benchley "One can do without people but one has need of a friend." (Chinese Proverb) When people go to work, they shouldn't have to leave their hearts at home.
-- Betty Bender The nice thing about being a celebrity is that if you bore people they think it's their fault.
- Henry Kissinger Maghera Marriage is a three ring circus: engagement ring, wedding ring, and suffering. "... What good are dreams if they come true?" (Frederick Exley, A Fan's Notes) Every flower must grow through dirt.
-- Anonymous Maghera
If you can't annoy somebody, there's little point in writing.
-- Kingsley Amis If you are going through hell, keep going.
- Sir Winston Churchill Neither a lofty degree of intelligence nor imagination nor both together go to the making of
genius. Love, love, love, that is the soul of genius.
-- Wolfgang Amadeus Mozart Motivation will almost always beat mere talent.
-- Norman R. Augustine Wedding is destiny, and hanging likewise.
-- John Heywood Maghera A weed is no more than a flower in disguise.
-- James Lowell Never raise your hands to your kids. It leaves your groin unprotected.
-- Red Buttons "To forget one's purpose is the commonest form of stupidity." (Friedrich Wilhelm Nietzsche) Maghera
